Funny by Top Critiquers Poems
#funny
funny by top critiquers poems. Poems written by members who have given lots of feedback to other poets this month.
Deep Underground Community
(without fear or favour)
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#SelfReflection
118 reads
14 Comments
P-Nut Or Peanut
#erotic
#death
#drugs
#funny
#dirty
235 reads
17 Comments
Too Good To Be True
She was the hue of twilight in summer,
the hills rolled before her
like the sea before Moses.
The eternal goddess of my soul.
And then,
she spelled Thursday,
with an “F”
the hills rolled before her
like the sea before Moses.
The eternal goddess of my soul.
And then,
she spelled Thursday,
with an “F”
#funny
#love
#regret
40 reads
2 Comments
bon appétit
bon appétit viz
#animals
#nature
#food
#funny
#LifeCycle
744 reads
24 Comments
12 days of Christmas Violence
My true love gave
12 Christmas presents
for the 12 days of
Christmas she gave me
1 gun from hell
2 burning heads
3 heaven guns
4 katana swords
5 Golden bodies
6 screaming maidens
7 Wonders of the World
8 Freaks of the Night
9 Ninjas dancing
10 Court Jesters
11 Pipe Bombs
12 Rocket Launchers
So my true love has
Given me the World
12 Christmas presents
for the 12 days of
Christmas she gave me
1 gun from hell
2 burning heads
3 heaven guns
4 katana swords
5 Golden bodies
6 screaming maidens
7 Wonders of the World
8 Freaks of the Night
9 Ninjas dancing
10 Court Jesters
11 Pipe Bombs
12 Rocket Launchers
So my true love has
Given me the World
#murder
#violence
#Christmas
#music
#funny
421 reads
16 Comments
Immortal Love
I am so sorry my immortal love we will brave this storm together
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
#war
#sun
#moon #funny
#moon #funny
153 reads
Creature Feature
Oh clarity, thy name is moon...
Probing the sky with golden light
From Szechuan to Saskatoon
On any carefree cloudless night
When coyote song is heard to croon
In between the bats in flight
After their sonar gets in tune
For an efficient insect bite
With mouths more like a fork than spoon
To the keen zookeeper's sight
Which will not be too picayune
If zoologists know how to write
Better than the standard baboon
Passing for a well read troglodyte
Who moonlights with a pet raccoon
Learning laws of copyright!
Probing the sky with golden light
From Szechuan to Saskatoon
On any carefree cloudless night
When coyote song is heard to croon
In between the bats in flight
After their sonar gets in tune
For an efficient insect bite
With mouths more like a fork than spoon
To the keen zookeeper's sight
Which will not be too picayune
If zoologists know how to write
Better than the standard baboon
Passing for a well read troglodyte
Who moonlights with a pet raccoon
Learning laws of copyright!
#funny
170 reads
2 Comments
Winter Horse Apples
The sun was fading behind our single-wide trailer,
high up on the knob of what used to be a landfill.
Now a trailer park that had lost its flavor when the
flamingos left for tastier pickings. We had wall-to-
wall linoleum both inside and outside.
We are naturists (nudists) and enjoy being free of
blue denim. Occasionally, Granny paints pockets
on my right buttock cheek. One might say that we
are eccentric because we wear Bullwinkle antlers.
Also, Granny is president of the local Little Jimmy ...
high up on the knob of what used to be a landfill.
Now a trailer park that had lost its flavor when the
flamingos left for tastier pickings. We had wall-to-
wall linoleum both inside and outside.
We are naturists (nudists) and enjoy being free of
blue denim. Occasionally, Granny paints pockets
on my right buttock cheek. One might say that we
are eccentric because we wear Bullwinkle antlers.
Also, Granny is president of the local Little Jimmy ...
#erotic
#funny
142 reads
7 Comments
Forcing a poem is a little like forcing a fart...
Uh-oh, oh crap, today is gonna be one of those days!
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
#funny
#WritersBlock
#NaPoWriMo2024
46 reads
4 Comments
A Voice Like Volcano
A Voice Like Volcano
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
There once was a woman from Khartoum
Who wanted to sing like Oum Kaltoum
She first tried soprano
It was like volcano
That Oum Kaltoum woke up from her tomb
#parody
#satirical
#funny
86 reads
0 Comments
double take
the worst part of being
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
the best part of being
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
the best part of being
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
#funny
51 reads
9 Comments
... while under the influence
you pulled me over (to you)
asked me for my name
told me I was being detained
didn’t tell me why
but said you could do it anyway
told me to follow you with my eyes
and to walk the line
I did everything you said
After all of your tests…
You told me to blow hard
Not to stop until you said…
But you never said stop!
asked me for my name
told me I was being detained
didn’t tell me why
but said you could do it anyway
told me to follow you with my eyes
and to walk the line
I did everything you said
After all of your tests…
You told me to blow hard
Not to stop until you said…
But you never said stop!
#relationships
#alcohol
#marijuana
#funny
#dirty
684 reads
42 Comments
DU Poetry : Funny by Top Critiquers Poems