Short Funny Poems
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Short funny poems. 30 words or less, most recently published poems first.
missjem56
Poem Published
Yesterday 3:12pm
Yesterday 3:12pm
A Turn Of The Screw
There is no historical evidence
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
#funny
#historical
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
9 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Apr 2024 11:12am
17th Apr 2024 11:12am
Tasty Delights
When you expire
I'm sure you'll burn in fire
Time to grill you up
I'm sure you'll burn in fire
Time to grill you up
#death
#fire
#haiku
#satirical
#funny
38 reads
6 Comments
fianaturie8
Fia Naturie
Fia Naturie
Poem Published
11th Apr 2024 9:50pm
11th Apr 2024 9:50pm
Guess what it is
It's round.
Firm
And when you suck
It escapes your lips with a pop.
Firm
And when you suck
It escapes your lips with a pop.
#funny
70 reads
9 Comments
Orc_Pirate_68
Poem Published
13th Mar 2024 7:25am
13th Mar 2024 7:25am
My Cat Every Time I Eat Anything
You had food
But you didn't share,
Because you weren't in the mood,
How fuckin' dare!
But you didn't share,
Because you weren't in the mood,
How fuckin' dare!
#cats
#food
#funny #StreamOfConsciousness
#funny #StreamOfConsciousness
73 reads
2 Comments
PAR
Poem Published
23rd Feb 2024 1:44pm
23rd Feb 2024 1:44pm
Polaroid
#lust
#identity
#funny
#confessional
#dirty
86 reads
2 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
18th Feb 2024 6:03pm
18th Feb 2024 6:03pm
coming in hot!
morning without
coffee is like an
airplane trying to
land with no wheels
coffee is like an
airplane trying to
land with no wheels
#funny
68 reads
14 Comments
LongTubiFree
Poem Published
17th Feb 2024 7:17pm
17th Feb 2024 7:17pm
I'm going to need a flak jacket
Writing porn doesn't make you unique
it doesn't make you sexy or a freak
it seems sad, crude, and cliché
but that's my opinion for the day
it doesn't make you sexy or a freak
it seems sad, crude, and cliché
but that's my opinion for the day
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
148 reads
9 Comments
LongTubiFree
Poem Published
8th Feb 2024 00:14am
8th Feb 2024 00:14am
Schedule
Longing in my loins
to see you in escasty purloined
as I lean in and breathe in your ear
fuck you and your schedule dear
to see you in escasty purloined
as I lean in and breathe in your ear
fuck you and your schedule dear
#love
#funny
134 reads
4 Comments
wolfatthedoor1966
Poem Published
5th Feb 2024 4:03am
5th Feb 2024 4:03am
fun
i am
tired
of being
serious
about being
serious
all of
my time,
where is
the fun,
the laughter,
can't you
see
the humor
in most of
our lives?
tired
of being
serious
about being
serious
all of
my time,
where is
the fun,
the laughter,
can't you
see
the humor
in most of
our lives?
#sadness
#funny
#confusion
79 reads
8 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
4th Feb 2024 10:37am
4th Feb 2024 10:37am
A Poetic Chocolatopath!
Although
I can digest
And/or ruminate
Poetry about chocolate
I cannot actually
Eat it
Poetry
May be able
To fill the heart
And sometimes the soul
But not the belly!
by Jemia
I can digest
And/or ruminate
Poetry about chocolate
I cannot actually
Eat it
Poetry
May be able
To fill the heart
And sometimes the soul
But not the belly!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
52 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Feb 2024 10:32pm
3rd Feb 2024 10:32pm
Focusing
Chocolate
Helps me focus
When i eat chocolate
I'm focused
On how much more
Chocolate
I can eat
It's like
A self fulfilling
Chocolate prophecy
by Jemia
Helps me focus
When i eat chocolate
I'm focused
On how much more
Chocolate
I can eat
It's like
A self fulfilling
Chocolate prophecy
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
66 reads
2 Comments
LongTubiFree
Poem Published
18th Jan 2024 9:31pm
18th Jan 2024 9:31pm
Potato
My sweet little potato,
so short and versatile and yummy too
how I can't wait to show
my favorite recipe that's a dream come true.
so short and versatile and yummy too
how I can't wait to show
my favorite recipe that's a dream come true.
#food
#funny
192 reads
7 Comments
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