Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
missjem56
Poem Published
Today 10:03pm
Today 10:03pm
Ethereal Meal
Not sure
On what to breakfast on
Pixie on toast?
Fairy roast
Or
A dragons fart
Sand-witch
With an elfine dressing? (optional)
by Jemia
On what to breakfast on
Pixie on toast?
Fairy roast
Or
A dragons fart
Sand-witch
With an elfine dressing? (optional)
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#surreal
4 reads
0 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
Today 8:28pm
Today 8:28pm
PoultryGeist
#Halloween
#scary
#funny #horror
#funny #horror
6 reads
0 Comments
Sandals
Poem Published
Today 5:37pm
Today 5:37pm
Yo Witch
#erotic
#funny
#dirty
#passion
#witches
12 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
Today 1:20pm
Today 1:20pm
WWW.
I was speaking
To a spider
This morning
Who happened to be
(without my permission!)
Bathing
In a dry bath
We got chatting
Whilst i was perched
Upon answering a call of nature
(i was having a pee!)
We talked about
This, and that
So i asked
" do you have a Facebook page?"
After a moments pause
The spider replied:
"No!"
"I'm not on the web!"
the spider rolled over onto it's back
With laughter
All seven legs kicking in the air
And me?
Well i nearly wet myself ! ...
To a spider
This morning
Who happened to be
(without my permission!)
Bathing
In a dry bath
We got chatting
Whilst i was perched
Upon answering a call of nature
(i was having a pee!)
We talked about
This, and that
So i asked
" do you have a Facebook page?"
After a moments pause
The spider replied:
"No!"
"I'm not on the web!"
the spider rolled over onto it's back
With laughter
All seven legs kicking in the air
And me?
Well i nearly wet myself ! ...
#funny
#surreal
14 reads
0 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
Today 8:33am
Today 8:33am
That Poem I Should of Posted Yesterday, but Didn’t
#erotic
#funny
#dirty
41 reads
0 Comments
Solomon_Song
Poem Published
Yesterday 6:37pm
Yesterday 6:37pm
ON THE SOFA
#erotic
#rhyming
#funny #sensual
#funny #sensual
63 reads
1 Comment
wallyroo92
Poem Published
Yesterday 3:58pm
Yesterday 3:58pm
Frankenstein's Monster's Side...Chick
#Halloween
#scary
#funny #monsters
#funny #monsters
20 reads
1 Comment
Pinkdreams
Poem Published
Yesterday 6:58am
Yesterday 6:58am
Never too late to learn
Tra la la boom dee ay!
"Honey?"
Tra la la boom dee ay!
"Honey..."
Tra la....
What?
"It's TA RA RA boom dee ay
not "Tra la la""
Oh
"Honey?"
Tra la la boom dee ay!
"Honey..."
Tra la....
What?
"It's TA RA RA boom dee ay
not "Tra la la""
Oh
#relationships
#music
#funny
36 reads
6 Comments
Pinkdreams
Poem Published
30th Sep 2022 3:36pm
30th Sep 2022 3:36pm
Someone wanted but so
I wanted a blissfully intimate relationship with lots of freedom
but that's a paradox
so it's never lasted
he wanted to marry me
but he threw his haggen daas ice cream cone on a stranger's windshield
because it was carob chip
not chocolate chocolate chip
so now I'm single
my student nicolette
wanted to talk loudly
but I told her not to
so she sincerely screamed "SORRY! SORRY!"
I wanted to get my glass of wine
but my cat was sleeping on my lap
so I waited an eternity until she woke up ...
but that's a paradox
so it's never lasted
he wanted to marry me
but he threw his haggen daas ice cream cone on a stranger's windshield
because it was carob chip
not chocolate chocolate chip
so now I'm single
my student nicolette
wanted to talk loudly
but I told her not to
so she sincerely screamed "SORRY! SORRY!"
I wanted to get my glass of wine
but my cat was sleeping on my lap
so I waited an eternity until she woke up ...
#conflict
#funny
55 reads
7 Comments
Sandals
Poem Published
29th Sep 2022 4:36pm
29th Sep 2022 4:36pm
Address The Nwuttz Positional Be
#women
#men
#erotic
#funny
#UnrequitedLove
35 reads
3 Comments
Sandals
Poem Published
29th Sep 2022 00:56am
29th Sep 2022 00:56am
Love's Plea To Aluv......Aluv'z Laughing Ah Response
Dear Aluv it's Love
I need thy help
Hear me for real
I want awetly ah this ah
Girl to ah daily ah walk
With me and ah chill
Could u assist me in
Any kind of earliest
Convinence of way
For thy oh homie sister
Art stronger than I
In awetly ah this type of situae
Aluv speaks to u
Tickled for real
As to why help u need
But thy sister will
Assist u though eating
These cooked grits I ah bleed
With some stout marinated
Bone-in pork spare
Ribs of ah delicacy
...
I need thy help
Hear me for real
I want awetly ah this ah
Girl to ah daily ah walk
With me and ah chill
Could u assist me in
Any kind of earliest
Convinence of way
For thy oh homie sister
Art stronger than I
In awetly ah this type of situae
Aluv speaks to u
Tickled for real
As to why help u need
But thy sister will
Assist u though eating
These cooked grits I ah bleed
With some stout marinated
Bone-in pork spare
Ribs of ah delicacy
...
#happiness
#love
#girlfriend
#relationships
#funny
40 reads
2 Comments
Sandals
Poem Published
29th Sep 2022 00:14am
29th Sep 2022 00:14am
Funny Awet
#dark
#identity
#funny
#UnrequitedLove
#witches
31 reads
0 Comments
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