Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
missjem56
Poem Published
Yesterday 7:04pm
Yesterday 7:04pm
To Theoretically Conspire.......
Ive solved the mystery
Of what Q-Anon is
It is when
You are in
A queue
But nobody
Knows
Who the hell you are!
Time to return
To the garden
Of my mind
Grab a shovel
And theoretically
Flatten out
Some earth
Time to stick my brain
Into the washing machine
Again....
by Jemia
Of what Q-Anon is
It is when
You are in
A queue
But nobody
Knows
Who the hell you are!
Time to return
To the garden
Of my mind
Grab a shovel
And theoretically
Flatten out
Some earth
Time to stick my brain
Into the washing machine
Again....
by Jemia
#funny
#StreamOfConsciousness
32 reads
1 Comment
wallyroo92
Poem Published
16th Jan 2022 11:39pm
16th Jan 2022 11:39pm
The Mangina Dialogues
#sex
#erotic
#funny
51 reads
3 Comments
HamBone42
Poem Published
16th Jan 2022 11:01pm
16th Jan 2022 11:01pm
Mirror Mirror
my reflection in the mirror
an incomplete image stares back at me
I don’t want to adult today
I really don’t want to
I don’t want to try
this is my issue
and as I gaze
I think to myself
don’t you dare look at me like that
an incomplete image stares back at me
I don’t want to adult today
I really don’t want to
I don’t want to try
this is my issue
and as I gaze
I think to myself
don’t you dare look at me like that
#love
#funny
#emotions
28 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
16th Jan 2022 3:33pm
16th Jan 2022 3:33pm
Toodleloo!
Booby trapped bras
Like wheel less cars
Like a horse
Without a saddle
Or a canoe
Without a paddle
Or a poet
Without a quill
Or butterflies
Without wings
Caterpillars!
And that kind of thing
Sometimes
All we have to do
Is get in the queue
Although not much fun
When queuing for the loo!
by Jemia
Like wheel less cars
Like a horse
Without a saddle
Or a canoe
Without a paddle
Or a poet
Without a quill
Or butterflies
Without wings
Caterpillars!
And that kind of thing
Sometimes
All we have to do
Is get in the queue
Although not much fun
When queuing for the loo!
by Jemia
#funny
17 reads
2 Comments
HamBone42
Poem Published
16th Jan 2022 2:58pm
16th Jan 2022 2:58pm
Talking To Myself….
talking to myself
sometimes it’s nice
to have an intelligent
conversation so
follow your heart
but don’t forget
your brain
if only I would listen…
sometimes it’s nice
to have an intelligent
conversation so
follow your heart
but don’t forget
your brain
if only I would listen…
#happiness
#funny
27 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
15th Jan 2022 12:01pm
15th Jan 2022 12:01pm
SoMeTiMeS!?........
i, havE..sOme diffiCulty
with senten-
ce
structure an"d./
pUNCtuation*""!
Thrutched up with
LanGuage////>
whIcH iS mos''t
DiscombobulatinG?<
And also
quitE
KerfufFling!!!"
Especially
When my Words
fallllll......
D
O
W
N
into;;;;;"'
b i t s and!
p i e c e s'
This is when i know no nows
And no longer know
What the onus is with nous
Crag swaggering on the rocks
With my words
Abseiling
Into mountainous
Momentous ...
with senten-
ce
structure an"d./
pUNCtuation*""!
Thrutched up with
LanGuage////>
whIcH iS mos''t
DiscombobulatinG?<
And also
quitE
KerfufFling!!!"
Especially
When my Words
fallllll......
D
O
W
N
into;;;;;"'
b i t s and!
p i e c e s'
This is when i know no nows
And no longer know
What the onus is with nous
Crag swaggering on the rocks
With my words
Abseiling
Into mountainous
Momentous ...
#funny
#PowerOfWords
#confusion
17 reads
0 Comments
Noble_Incubus
Poem Published
15th Jan 2022 1:02am
15th Jan 2022 1:02am
Flavours
Sweet is just gorgeous,
Whether French vanilla or creamy caramel,
I love it’s sugary stickiness,
And it’s heavy, pungent smell.
Savoury can be good,
As a change from sticky sweet,
Best of all it complements,
A variety of meat.
Bitter I can do without,
Unless tempered with something sweet,
When blended all together,
It can be a sumptuous treat.
Sour can be hard to take,
Especially when really strong,
Or when combined with bitterness,
It simply tastes all wrong.
Salty can be interesting, ...
Whether French vanilla or creamy caramel,
I love it’s sugary stickiness,
And it’s heavy, pungent smell.
Savoury can be good,
As a change from sticky sweet,
Best of all it complements,
A variety of meat.
Bitter I can do without,
Unless tempered with something sweet,
When blended all together,
It can be a sumptuous treat.
Sour can be hard to take,
Especially when really strong,
Or when combined with bitterness,
It simply tastes all wrong.
Salty can be interesting, ...
#erotic
#funny
71 reads
0 Comments
HamBone42
Poem Published
14th Jan 2022 10:55pm
14th Jan 2022 10:55pm
Bored
is what I am
mostly when
I write poetry
too many ideas
float around
my head and
I need to take
the creativity
to the curb
when I was a
teenager I told
my Dad that
I was bored
he replied that
I was the first
person to know
whether my
asshole was
punched or
bored.
mostly when
I write poetry
too many ideas
float around
my head and
I need to take
the creativity
to the curb
when I was a
teenager I told
my Dad that
I was bored
he replied that
I was the first
person to know
whether my
asshole was
punched or
bored.
#funny
#WritingPoetry
25 reads
3 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
14th Jan 2022 4:20pm
14th Jan 2022 4:20pm
Extraction
The rot has got to go,
Yet the truth is I’m attached to the tooth,
But the pain is too much to bear,
I swear, I kind of don’t want to let go.
I know there is a smell,
My swollen gums tell me so,
But the molar is already half broken off,
It’s just a sharp little sliver.
The doctor recommended the extraction,
For the tooth cannot be saved,
So I grieve there quietly,
Or else the infection may spread.
I’m a sentimental,
But I agree to part with it,
At the end of all the dental work,
The extraction will be the last. ...
Yet the truth is I’m attached to the tooth,
But the pain is too much to bear,
I swear, I kind of don’t want to let go.
I know there is a smell,
My swollen gums tell me so,
But the molar is already half broken off,
It’s just a sharp little sliver.
The doctor recommended the extraction,
For the tooth cannot be saved,
So I grieve there quietly,
Or else the infection may spread.
I’m a sentimental,
But I agree to part with it,
At the end of all the dental work,
The extraction will be the last. ...
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#horror
51 reads
6 Comments
Ashley_M_Hardy
Bumped 14th Jan 2022 4:17pm
15th Jan 2021 4:18pm
15th Jan 2021 4:18pm
No title yet
#politics
#LGBT
#narrative #funny
#narrative #funny
181 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
14th Jan 2022 00:41am
14th Jan 2022 00:41am
A Pain In The Derriere!
Doing the Rumba,
On my
Lumbar.
Getting
Fanatica,
To clear the
Sciatica!
by Jemia
On my
Lumbar.
Getting
Fanatica,
To clear the
Sciatica!
by Jemia
#funny
#suffering
20 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
13th Jan 2022 5:17pm
13th Jan 2022 5:17pm
Ladies, And Lairds...
I was once
Both a Scottish Laird
And a Lady of the lakes
Due to a mishap at birth
Well, we all make mistakes!
Ive now changed my name to Nessie
I'm a lairdy lady of lakes, and lochs
I now curtsy, with a bow
Wearing sometimes cutey kilts, and mini frocks
In my early years, i tossed the caber
And had my highland flings
But my heart, and soul weren't in it
During my time, as a changeling!
by Jemia
Both a Scottish Laird
And a Lady of the lakes
Due to a mishap at birth
Well, we all make mistakes!
Ive now changed my name to Nessie
I'm a lairdy lady of lakes, and lochs
I now curtsy, with a bow
Wearing sometimes cutey kilts, and mini frocks
In my early years, i tossed the caber
And had my highland flings
But my heart, and soul weren't in it
During my time, as a changeling!
by Jemia
#funny
#transgender
24 reads
0 Comments
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