Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
Girthquake
Poem Published
Today 3:31pm
Today 3:31pm
Depression
#sadness
#depression
#funny #sensual
#funny #sensual
4 reads
0 Comments
Girthquake
Poem Published
Today 3:25pm
Today 3:25pm
Cravings
#lust
#sex
#erotic
#funny
#hurt
8 reads
0 Comments
SloopyMcFloopy
Poem Published
Today 2:41pm
Today 2:41pm
Fruit Salad
#porn
#funny
#memories
#temptation
#orgasm
7 reads
0 Comments
GhostPoet
Poem Published
Today 10:04am
Today 10:04am
Looking Without Seeing
those not behind bars
don't realize they're in prison~
oxymoronic
don't realize they're in prison~
oxymoronic
#dark
#funny
#humankind
#senryu
#ignorance
15 reads
5 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
Today 8:48am
Today 8:48am
She-Wolf Shenanigans
#dark
#Halloween
#scary
#funny
#werewolves
14 reads
2 Comments
Alan-S-Jeeves
Poem Published
Yesterday 11:31am
Yesterday 11:31am
His Coat Of Many Colours
His coat has many colours,
Joseph is his name;
Although some call him 'Joey'
It's Joseph just the same.
The collar on his cloak
Is such a vibrant red;
From his shoulders to his pointy chin
It goes right to his head.
The nether of his robe
Has hues of greens and blues
From his chubby, rounded waist
To his rugged grey black shoes.
His sleeves are speckled yellow,
A dazzling golden shade;
And silver sprays within the fold ~
Delightful how they're made.
Bright scarlet and vermilion
Make...
Joseph is his name;
Although some call him 'Joey'
It's Joseph just the same.
The collar on his cloak
Is such a vibrant red;
From his shoulders to his pointy chin
It goes right to his head.
The nether of his robe
Has hues of greens and blues
From his chubby, rounded waist
To his rugged grey black shoes.
His sleeves are speckled yellow,
A dazzling golden shade;
And silver sprays within the fold ~
Delightful how they're made.
Bright scarlet and vermilion
Make...
#funny
#quatrain
13 reads
2 Comments
GhostPoet
Poem Published
Yesterday 9:46am
Yesterday 9:46am
Cosmic Luck- Tanka IV
trying to cheat death
has everyone hedging bets~
the house always wins;
no need for gambler's remorse;
it's a fucking lottery
has everyone hedging bets~
the house always wins;
no need for gambler's remorse;
it's a fucking lottery
#dark
#death
#funny
#LifeCycle
#tanka
23 reads
10 Comments
GhostPoet
Poem Published
Yesterday 00:03am
Yesterday 00:03am
Politics
I don't buy a word
of any shit power spews~
boob tube's for the rubes
of any shit power spews~
boob tube's for the rubes
#politics
#funny
#senryu
#minimalist
#deception
29 reads
12 Comments
arortiz73
MTP
MTP
Poem Published
28th Oct 2020 9:57pm
28th Oct 2020 9:57pm
Cait Sith's Cat, Serene
Did you get the news?!
I just got new shoes!
Unluckily, I stuck my foot in it,
thus they call me Serendipshit!
Want a clue?
I've got a few,
but they all come from mystics!
Irony is cool.
Wrought iron rules,
the rot and rust within my cryptics!
I can make a stool...
for you to sit on too!
Now there are TWO serendipshits!
Let's be surreptitious,
and date in separate bathrooms
unbridled and groomed,
with a lucky litter
of invisible glitter
serendipshits! 😉
(MTP)
I just got new shoes!
Unluckily, I stuck my foot in it,
thus they call me Serendipshit!
Want a clue?
I've got a few,
but they all come from mystics!
Irony is cool.
Wrought iron rules,
the rot and rust within my cryptics!
I can make a stool...
for you to sit on too!
Now there are TWO serendipshits!
Let's be surreptitious,
and date in separate bathrooms
unbridled and groomed,
with a lucky litter
of invisible glitter
serendipshits! 😉
(MTP)
#love
#funny
#dragons
32 reads
2 Comments
Insiderew
rew
rew
Poem Published
28th Oct 2020 1:37pm
28th Oct 2020 1:37pm
a brief note to the Editor.
Seedy death i live until
your fetid breath my life it spills
and in the face of such long repose,
i hate your face, composed of bones.
Your boney knuckles, Yup, hate those too
under which, we all do
that dreadful cowl your grubby cloak
under which we all croak.
Your hour glass your rusty scythe
sharper than Earthly knives
and well we hope your clock is slow
when it's time for us to go.
And, for any part that i've missed,
Believe me Sir, ill I wish.
your fetid breath my life it spills
and in the face of such long repose,
i hate your face, composed of bones.
Your boney knuckles, Yup, hate those too
under which, we all do
that dreadful cowl your grubby cloak
under which we all croak.
Your hour glass your rusty scythe
sharper than Earthly knives
and well we hope your clock is slow
when it's time for us to go.
And, for any part that i've missed,
Believe me Sir, ill I wish.
#death
#funny
16 reads
4 Comments
arortiz73
MTP
MTP
Poem Published
28th Oct 2020 11:58am
28th Oct 2020 11:58am
Bro-Life
When I was a young warthog,
I developed a lipoma on my peepee.
I considered becoming a eunuch, but
instead, under the guidance of
Sister Christian, and Lady Lilith,
I decided to keep my baby.
Every day, the ladies
help me raise him,
and although it's hard,
it feels really good
to know that I have
the warm, wet support
of the coven.
😈
(MTP)
I developed a lipoma on my peepee.
I considered becoming a eunuch, but
instead, under the guidance of
Sister Christian, and Lady Lilith,
I decided to keep my baby.
Every day, the ladies
help me raise him,
and although it's hard,
it feels really good
to know that I have
the warm, wet support
of the coven.
😈
(MTP)
#funny
#monsters
28 reads
3 Comments
arortiz73
MTP
MTP
Poem Published
27th Oct 2020 6:38pm
27th Oct 2020 6:38pm
Bludget Cuts
Thanks to Covid,
the stupid DMV line is
literally miles long
(when you string together
everyone's intestines).
It would be longer,
but they ran out of stanchions.
Yay, made it through the turnstiles!
Reregistered the hotrod.
Voted for the Meta-god.
(MTP)
the stupid DMV line is
literally miles long
(when you string together
everyone's intestines).
It would be longer,
but they ran out of stanchions.
Yay, made it through the turnstiles!
Reregistered the hotrod.
Voted for the Meta-god.
(MTP)
#funny
27 reads
1 Comment
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