Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
NukeBomber
Nuke Bomber
Nuke Bomber
Poem Published
Yesterday 11:55pm
Yesterday 11:55pm
A Very Popular Style
Howard ’s law for the generator to resume the dialogue is in line with the Times Summit. The police should feel that it is impossible to communicate with everyone and play with the city government. They will also forget to use the clothes to dig out love. The color is skinny. Go back home. Setting up a lone woman also happens to be hot in my room. The galaxy will play. The city government will hold and diplomacy to deny it. I open the space very high. There is no way to degrade the amount of people. If there are Republican customs, there are additional charges. Congress. Most of them pay a...
#funny
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wallyroo92
Poem Published
Yesterday 00:10am
Yesterday 00:10am
Why Don't You Cry...
(…and Write a Poem About It)
Not to make myself seem a little too sensitive
or at least delicate in certain matters of
a couples playful banter but
my wife likes to play a little rough from time to time
and when I lightheartedly say “hey you’re hurting me”
she aptly replies “Why don’t you cry and write a poem about it.”
Now, I’m usually looking for inspiration for my next piece
but sometimes my muse flicks a little too hard
in those “sensitive” spots and that when I retract just a bit.
I’ll pout jokingly and that’s when she says ...
Not to make myself seem a little too sensitive
or at least delicate in certain matters of
a couples playful banter but
my wife likes to play a little rough from time to time
and when I lightheartedly say “hey you’re hurting me”
she aptly replies “Why don’t you cry and write a poem about it.”
Now, I’m usually looking for inspiration for my next piece
but sometimes my muse flicks a little too hard
in those “sensitive” spots and that when I retract just a bit.
I’ll pout jokingly and that’s when she says ...
#funny
#confessional
#LifeAsAWriter #WritingPoetry
#LifeAsAWriter #WritingPoetry
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joeborg
Poem Published
18th Feb 2020 9:53am
18th Feb 2020 9:53am
of bikes and rhymes
Its just like riding a bike
Once you ride you get the like,
Once you’ve learned you’ll never stop
When the fears you will unlock,
Starting points form a to b
Write or drive the feeling’s free,
Maybe no wind will blow your hair
Cause you’ll stay static in your chair,
But some thoughts can run awild
When a poem gets compiled,
To the moon and sometimes back
On a rocket without track,
Trying to get rhymes into place
As if riding in a race.
Once you ride you get the like,
Once you’ve learned you’ll never stop
When the fears you will unlock,
Starting points form a to b
Write or drive the feeling’s free,
Maybe no wind will blow your hair
Cause you’ll stay static in your chair,
But some thoughts can run awild
When a poem gets compiled,
To the moon and sometimes back
On a rocket without track,
Trying to get rhymes into place
As if riding in a race.
#love
#motivational
#inspirational
#funny
#uplifting
15 reads
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PoetsRevenge
Poem Published
18th Feb 2020 3:14am
18th Feb 2020 3:14am
Not Waving But Drowning (Sandbar)
What would it be if I went about,
pining, whining, given to shout,
would anyone know I was caught in a daze,
gone to a mind spell, lost in a maze?
Would, in a flurry I come rushing out,
a river of mud so careless without
a waving spectacle so bemused.
Who, in a moment could refuse
to look, and look upon with doubt.
'What is she doing out there, has she gone mad?'
With happiness, at least, it can't be that bad.
'But she is on a sandbar and the tide is coming in.
Doesn't she know her future looks grim?
Heaven...
pining, whining, given to shout,
would anyone know I was caught in a daze,
gone to a mind spell, lost in a maze?
Would, in a flurry I come rushing out,
a river of mud so careless without
a waving spectacle so bemused.
Who, in a moment could refuse
to look, and look upon with doubt.
'What is she doing out there, has she gone mad?'
With happiness, at least, it can't be that bad.
'But she is on a sandbar and the tide is coming in.
Doesn't she know her future looks grim?
Heaven...
#satirical
#funny
20 reads
8 Comments
Kinkpoet
Poem Published
18th Feb 2020 1:55am
18th Feb 2020 1:55am
CunFronted
#limerick
#funny
#dirty
150 reads
2 Comments
Kinkpoet
Poem Published
17th Feb 2020 6:06pm
17th Feb 2020 6:06pm
Once More, My Love
This night I shall dream
of your bedazzling green hair and panther-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes
of your mellifluous arm-music,
I long to sip from your mangoful lips.
In my dreams,we fly
on the exquisite winged eggplant of redness
skimming vast continents
of elbows and horses.
The depths of all the oceans
of the universe
shall never separate our apples.
Brilliant as singing escalators,
the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast
on chocolate-coated hedgehogs
and tender stealth bomber...
of your bedazzling green hair and panther-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes
of your mellifluous arm-music,
I long to sip from your mangoful lips.
In my dreams,we fly
on the exquisite winged eggplant of redness
skimming vast continents
of elbows and horses.
The depths of all the oceans
of the universe
shall never separate our apples.
Brilliant as singing escalators,
the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast
on chocolate-coated hedgehogs
and tender stealth bomber...
#love
#funny
30 reads
6 Comments
Kinkpoet
Poem Published
17th Feb 2020 2:25pm
17th Feb 2020 2:25pm
Sex On The Brain
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
226 reads
6 Comments
joeborg
Poem Published
17th Feb 2020 11:27am
17th Feb 2020 11:27am
hatchling
What a hobby I have got
Try to stand out from the lot,
Like a hatchling in its nest
Who cries most will get the worms,
Changing subjects matching words
Maybe I’m the best of nerds,
Hope this rhyme just made you smile
And with your mood you’ll reconcile,
I’d be happy if I knew
That your lips went into skew,
And if this smile turned into laugh
I’ve taken steps up in your graph.
Try to stand out from the lot,
Like a hatchling in its nest
Who cries most will get the worms,
Changing subjects matching words
Maybe I’m the best of nerds,
Hope this rhyme just made you smile
And with your mood you’ll reconcile,
I’d be happy if I knew
That your lips went into skew,
And if this smile turned into laugh
I’ve taken steps up in your graph.
#girlfriend
#motivational
#funny
#lover
#uplifting
15 reads
4 Comments
javalini
Poem Published
16th Feb 2020 3:07pm
16th Feb 2020 3:07pm
Regret (for Billy Collins)
There is this sense of the irony here,
and of subtle humor --
clever twists on universal truths
not producing a so-called horselaugh or even a giggle
but more a smirk of acknowledgment
or maybe a snort or a nod
or just a twinkle in the eye
indicating that yes, we get it and yes, it is funny
especially if one likes his humor
dipping a baby toe in the mildly acidic waters of ironic drollery.
Which is, like it or not, where truth often resides.
Because we might as well accept the slapstick antics
involved in...
and of subtle humor --
clever twists on universal truths
not producing a so-called horselaugh or even a giggle
but more a smirk of acknowledgment
or maybe a snort or a nod
or just a twinkle in the eye
indicating that yes, we get it and yes, it is funny
especially if one likes his humor
dipping a baby toe in the mildly acidic waters of ironic drollery.
Which is, like it or not, where truth often resides.
Because we might as well accept the slapstick antics
involved in...
#funny
#philosophical
37 reads
8 Comments
Shiva_143
Poem Published
16th Feb 2020 2:47am
16th Feb 2020 2:47am
Infantry
A funny name for grown men at war.
#funny
40 reads
11 Comments
LilDragonFly
Poem Published
14th Feb 2020 1:24pm
14th Feb 2020 1:24pm
Grammatica
It wasn’t really a felony
or so I thought
using a there there
instead of their
Even the Microsoft cops
missed the infraction
along with my distraction
now all are accessories after the fact
But they finally found it
the bloody comma
left at the scene
so ... I finally came clean
I did try to mitigate
my sordid crime
with a little rhyme
but sadly to no avail...
or so I thought
using a there there
instead of their
Even the Microsoft cops
missed the infraction
along with my distraction
now all are accessories after the fact
But they finally found it
the bloody comma
left at the scene
so ... I finally came clean
I did try to mitigate
my sordid crime
with a little rhyme
but sadly to no avail...
#funny
58 reads
29 Comments
Scorpio
Poem Published
14th Feb 2020 8:19am
14th Feb 2020 8:19am
V.D.B. J.
#love
#ValentinesDay
#funny
61 reads
1 Comment
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