Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
Today 2:09pm
Today 2:09pm
Pizza
#lust
#limerick
#funny
22 reads
4 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
Yesterday 2:58pm
Yesterday 2:58pm
Exposed
#regret
#BDSM
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
73 reads
0 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
Yesterday 1:52pm
Yesterday 1:52pm
Racecar Reversed is Racecar
Racecar reversed is racecar,
but don't drive this metaphor far!
Don't reverse while on track!
You'll get slammed from the back!
You'll be left with some horrible scars!
but don't drive this metaphor far!
Don't reverse while on track!
You'll get slammed from the back!
You'll be left with some horrible scars!
#limerick
#funny
17 reads
2 Comments
Ely
Poem Published
22nd Jun 2018 7:11am
22nd Jun 2018 7:11am
BIRDS....?
There never was much doubt about
how birds had come to be...
If any were still lingering
dispelled, they soon would be.
I was standing in the yard one day
when I heard a sudden fuss... then
'round the west side of the house
they came... 'twas thunderous!
First came WAK, the self-named duck
with something in his bill
his three hens right behind him
(But that's another tale)
The girls came 'round the corner fast
first Piggs then Rose and Ginger
hot on his little ducky heels
behind by just a finger. ...
how birds had come to be...
If any were still lingering
dispelled, they soon would be.
I was standing in the yard one day
when I heard a sudden fuss... then
'round the west side of the house
they came... 'twas thunderous!
First came WAK, the self-named duck
with something in his bill
his three hens right behind him
(But that's another tale)
The girls came 'round the corner fast
first Piggs then Rose and Ginger
hot on his little ducky heels
behind by just a finger. ...
#nature
#rhyming
#narrative
#funny
#evolution
23 reads
6 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
21st Jun 2018 5:04pm
21st Jun 2018 5:04pm
Bellboy
The poor bellboy ran into a snag
to checkout the old man and his hag:
They were nude, on the bed!
She turned red, as he said,
“I’m not finished packing my bag!”
to checkout the old man and his hag:
They were nude, on the bed!
She turned red, as he said,
“I’m not finished packing my bag!”
#sex
#limerick
#funny #aging
#funny #aging
36 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
21st Jun 2018 1:17pm
21st Jun 2018 1:17pm
Piranha
Julie brought some piranha to school
for a prank both clever and cruel!
During boys’ gym class,
those fish had a blast!
...but no cocks escaped from that pool!
for a prank both clever and cruel!
During boys’ gym class,
those fish had a blast!
...but no cocks escaped from that pool!
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
38 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
20th Jun 2018 10:30pm
20th Jun 2018 10:30pm
Grrl Tongue
Disappointed that I’m not well-hung,
she sampled some lesbian fun.
And after one bout,
she kicked my ass out!
Small cocks can’t compete with Grrl tongue!
she sampled some lesbian fun.
And after one bout,
she kicked my ass out!
Small cocks can’t compete with Grrl tongue!
#lesbian
#sex
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
52 reads
1 Comment
george4man2box
Poem Published
20th Jun 2018 10:23pm
20th Jun 2018 10:23pm
Where on Earth...?
(not that ye wondered,
but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear
The Epic of Gilgamesh will not be extolled here).
Though thoroughly well mapped, parsed,
scrutinized vibrant wonders zoom
plethora, sans newly discovered life forms
cradled with fecund Gaia's womb
abound within unlikely places
such as mossy bearded faces
nestling, pronouncing,
and regaling pharaohs sarcophagus tomb
oceanographers also find organic entities
adorning, kickstarting,
and thriving within extremely ...
but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear
The Epic of Gilgamesh will not be extolled here).
Though thoroughly well mapped, parsed,
scrutinized vibrant wonders zoom
plethora, sans newly discovered life forms
cradled with fecund Gaia's womb
abound within unlikely places
such as mossy bearded faces
nestling, pronouncing,
and regaling pharaohs sarcophagus tomb
oceanographers also find organic entities
adorning, kickstarting,
and thriving within extremely ...
#hope
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#heroic
19 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
20th Jun 2018 7:34pm
20th Jun 2018 7:34pm
Posting Selfies
We went on vacation down south
with our phones posting selfies throughout.
My girlfriend got caught,
because she forgot,
while posing with cock in her mouth!
with our phones posting selfies throughout.
My girlfriend got caught,
because she forgot,
while posing with cock in her mouth!
#sex
#BDSM
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
40 reads
0 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
20th Jun 2018 2:25pm
20th Jun 2018 2:25pm
Slow Beau
#BDSM
#limerick
#funny
87 reads
1 Comment
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
20th Jun 2018 11:14am
20th Jun 2018 11:14am
Scalped
#sex
#violence
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
70 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
19th Jun 2018 00:53am
19th Jun 2018 00:53am
Two Stumps
#violence
#BDSM
#limerick #funny
#limerick #funny
69 reads
1 Comment
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