Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
missjem56
Poem Published
Today 12:27pm
Today 12:27pm
The Boxer? (Excerpts-Rewrite)
I am just a poor girl
Though my stories seldom told
......
........
When i left my home, and family
I was no more than a girl
.......
Asking only woman's wages
I come looking for a job
But i got no offers
Just a come-on from the whores
Of 10 Downing Street
I do declare
There were times
When i was so lonesome
I still took no offers there
I wasn't that desperate!!!!!!
by Jemia
Though my stories seldom told
......
........
When i left my home, and family
I was no more than a girl
.......
Asking only woman's wages
I come looking for a job
But i got no offers
Just a come-on from the whores
Of 10 Downing Street
I do declare
There were times
When i was so lonesome
I still took no offers there
I wasn't that desperate!!!!!!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
6 reads
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Sandals
Poem Published
Today 4:51am
Today 4:51am
The Shootout
Within our 40th page
Let's do something great
First and foremost let's
Get ourselves in shape
Then go to a junior college
And shoot ball on campus
Outside in there courtyard
Yes my Nigga's all of us
And do what the coaches
Teach is and what they say
But every game average
60 points on each of that way
Shootout so damn good
That people put all of us
In the where are they now
Category with no picture fuss
Thirty-five steals, 80 assist parlay
Still paying the bills for real of da day...
Let's do something great
First and foremost let's
Get ourselves in shape
Then go to a junior college
And shoot ball on campus
Outside in there courtyard
Yes my Nigga's all of us
And do what the coaches
Teach is and what they say
But every game average
60 points on each of that way
Shootout so damn good
That people put all of us
In the where are they now
Category with no picture fuss
Thirty-five steals, 80 assist parlay
Still paying the bills for real of da day...
#hope
#courage
#inspirational
#funny
#gratitude
16 reads
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Sandals
Poem Published
Yesterday 4:00pm
Yesterday 4:00pm
Why Do U Not Wanna f**k Me
What's the problem
Why is it that
U do not
Wanna hit this cat
I apologize but
Hear the none gig
It's because my dick's
Not the size of enough big
That's a big pussy Lue
And that's quite a pussy
Lue don't feel hurt now
That's a big pussy u hear me
Of course u would
Pussy whip me vigorously
In tantricity of thee
In thine of me need
But I need
I bigger dick
Because I do truthly
Wanna dick whip thee
Why is it that
U do not
Wanna hit this cat
I apologize but
Hear the none gig
It's because my dick's
Not the size of enough big
That's a big pussy Lue
And that's quite a pussy
Lue don't feel hurt now
That's a big pussy u hear me
Of course u would
Pussy whip me vigorously
In tantricity of thee
In thine of me need
But I need
I bigger dick
Because I do truthly
Wanna dick whip thee
#boyfriend
#girlfriend
#dreams #funny
#dreams #funny
72 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
15th May 2022 11:40pm
15th May 2022 11:40pm
Bowled Over
The grass grows greener
On the other side
As me, and a former bowling green
No longer have any bowls to hide
Now completely bowl-less, and free
Surrounded by many a beautiful tree
There are no stumps!
In this wonderful surreality
And amongst these fine bowers
Grows a multitude of flowers
Where i pirouette with the fairies
For hours, and hours, and hours
As the smiling humorous sun
Watches on with great fun
Then moons, at the moon
And spun, and spun, and spun
As everyone
Was bowled over
...
On the other side
As me, and a former bowling green
No longer have any bowls to hide
Now completely bowl-less, and free
Surrounded by many a beautiful tree
There are no stumps!
In this wonderful surreality
And amongst these fine bowers
Grows a multitude of flowers
Where i pirouette with the fairies
For hours, and hours, and hours
As the smiling humorous sun
Watches on with great fun
Then moons, at the moon
And spun, and spun, and spun
As everyone
Was bowled over
...
#nature
#funny
#transgender
21 reads
1 Comment
Sandals
Poem Published
15th May 2022 4:29pm
15th May 2022 4:29pm
Pussy On My Breath
It's on my breath
She said it is
It's on my breath
To me she gives
It's on my breath
Can u tell me that fresh scent
Is it peppermint oh
No it's pussy female bwetch
She said it is
It's on my breath
To me she gives
It's on my breath
Can u tell me that fresh scent
Is it peppermint oh
No it's pussy female bwetch
#love
#technology
#funny #bisexual
#funny #bisexual
25 reads
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SweetOblivion
Poem Published
15th May 2022 12:15pm
15th May 2022 12:15pm
The Walrus and the Carpenter
#lust
#funny
51 reads
4 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
11th May 2022 8:09pm
11th May 2022 8:09pm
Dear Scammers
#anger
#lies
#funny #CallToAction
#funny #CallToAction
30 reads
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wallyroo92
Poem Published
11th May 2022 1:53am
11th May 2022 1:53am
You Mad Bro?
(A Walter’s Alter Ego…
Wally shut the fuck up
I need to get this off my chest
He’s the kind of guy to hurl insults at anyone who disagrees with him
But gets butt hurt when he can’t nut a good squirt of verse in a whim
He calls other dudes pussies acting all tough tryin’ to start beef
And yet when he recites a rhyme it just sounds like a queef
Then he’s gon’ talk about his glock saying he’ll spray fools who step on his block
But when shit gets real, this tool pulls up his pants and begins to briskly walk
It hits different when...
Wally shut the fuck up
I need to get this off my chest
He’s the kind of guy to hurl insults at anyone who disagrees with him
But gets butt hurt when he can’t nut a good squirt of verse in a whim
He calls other dudes pussies acting all tough tryin’ to start beef
And yet when he recites a rhyme it just sounds like a queef
Then he’s gon’ talk about his glock saying he’ll spray fools who step on his block
But when shit gets real, this tool pulls up his pants and begins to briskly walk
It hits different when...
#funny
#MentalHealth
#WritingPoetry
59 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
10th May 2022 11:28pm
10th May 2022 11:28pm
Adversity - What's The Verse That Could Happen?
Can't stop thinking
Of poetical things
Like an addiction, in a dictionary
That sometimes sings
Thinking of using a pseudonym
As a her, no hymn
As i join poet's anonymous
Anonymously
Love irony
Not ironing
As i iron out
Adversity
Is a CRHYME
A criminal rhyme?
by Jemia
Of poetical things
Like an addiction, in a dictionary
That sometimes sings
Thinking of using a pseudonym
As a her, no hymn
As i join poet's anonymous
Anonymously
Love irony
Not ironing
As i iron out
Adversity
Is a CRHYME
A criminal rhyme?
by Jemia
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#PowerOfWords
38 reads
3 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
10th May 2022 5:07pm
10th May 2022 5:07pm
Matron's Satisfaction
#BDSM
#rhyming
#funny
51 reads
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adagio
Poem Published
9th May 2022 10:45pm
9th May 2022 10:45pm
Oh, Cisco!
Oh, Cisco!
just to remind me,
a poetic cowboy
that salsa isn't blood
as I stuff a taco
with a wild Jalapeno
sipping tequila
with mud and whiskey
just to remind me,
a poetic cowboy
that salsa isn't blood
as I stuff a taco
with a wild Jalapeno
sipping tequila
with mud and whiskey
#funny
43 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
9th May 2022 8:03pm
9th May 2022 8:03pm
Unbearable! Out Of The Shadows
Out of the shadows
On friday the thirteenth
From within a nest
Eggs are waiting
To be hatched
As plots lurk
Inside the recesses
Of creative minds
About to be laid bare
Some of ethereal wonderment
Others of stark realities
And some of everyday observations
I, for one
Wondered
As to whether
I should consider
A piece of poetical theatre
A true life retrospective
Of my recent experience
As a life model
Baring, not just my soul
Thankfully
Common sense prevails
For now
As i...
On friday the thirteenth
From within a nest
Eggs are waiting
To be hatched
As plots lurk
Inside the recesses
Of creative minds
About to be laid bare
Some of ethereal wonderment
Others of stark realities
And some of everyday observations
I, for one
Wondered
As to whether
I should consider
A piece of poetical theatre
A true life retrospective
Of my recent experience
As a life model
Baring, not just my soul
Thankfully
Common sense prevails
For now
As i...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#sensual
37 reads
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