Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
LostViking
Lost Viking
Lost Viking
Poem Published
Yesterday 10:28pm
Yesterday 10:28pm
Cumdrops Every Night
#sex
#food
#funny
39 reads
1 Comment
PeaceFlpw
Peace Flow
Peace Flow
Poem Published
Yesterday 5:55pm
Yesterday 5:55pm
celebrity status
binoculars on deck; something nice chased by iced tea;
you're lucky to have met anyone "less", than another celebrity;
what ever happened to the way things used to be; like small conversations over breakfast, lunch, or dinner low-key without the group selfies;
the "hit me on Instagram" the "snap chat me...." it's hard to believe that this is the reality; like may I meet and speak to a normal human being please?
preferably a woman where your chances are at least 50/50;
even a covid 19 killing spree, ...
you're lucky to have met anyone "less", than another celebrity;
what ever happened to the way things used to be; like small conversations over breakfast, lunch, or dinner low-key without the group selfies;
the "hit me on Instagram" the "snap chat me...." it's hard to believe that this is the reality; like may I meet and speak to a normal human being please?
preferably a woman where your chances are at least 50/50;
even a covid 19 killing spree, ...
#funny
#humankind
#disappointment #dating
#disappointment #dating
14 reads
Kinkpoet
Poem Published
Yesterday 4:16pm
Yesterday 4:16pm
The Petit Morts
#sex
#spiritual
#funny
53 reads
12 Comments
Solomon_Song
Poem Published
Yesterday 10:24am
Yesterday 10:24am
LOVE WISDOM(?) HAIKU
The best way to get
over someone - is to get
under another.
over someone - is to get
under another.
#love
#erotic
#haiku #funny
#haiku #funny
18 reads
5 Comments
joeborg
Poem Published
Yesterday 8:41am
Yesterday 8:41am
the mask
Take precautions and be safe
Don’t let people cough your face,
Don’t do this and don’t do that
So many don’ts you will forget,
I got old and can’t recall
To put the mask when in the mall,
Sometimes people turn me back
Seems like they are ready to attack,
I try to say memory’s not good
Not to be misunderstood,
In the end I think I’ll just
Wear a bubble to adjust,
No one in and no one out
Keeping safe out in my shroud.
Don’t let people cough your face,
Don’t do this and don’t do that
So many don’ts you will forget,
I got old and can’t recall
To put the mask when in the mall,
Sometimes people turn me back
Seems like they are ready to attack,
I try to say memory’s not good
Not to be misunderstood,
In the end I think I’ll just
Wear a bubble to adjust,
No one in and no one out
Keeping safe out in my shroud.
#LifeStruggles
#funny
#memories
14 reads
0 Comments
LostViking
Lost Viking
Lost Viking
Poem Published
Yesterday 1:44am
Yesterday 1:44am
High School Reunion
#sex
#school
#funny
51 reads
4 Comments
fiveamtuesday
Poem Published
8th Jul 2020 11:56pm
8th Jul 2020 11:56pm
A Pirate's Life
#love
#funny
16 reads
0 Comments
Sky_dancer
Poem Published
8th Jul 2020 4:52pm
8th Jul 2020 4:52pm
Mask Up, Comrades
Wearing my mask
I can feel my virtues increase
Exponentially
So much so
I feel the need to tell people
I'm wearing my mask
If i could drive
I'd wear it in the car
I haven't been on buses
They don't deserve my mask
wearing virtue
It has no medical benefit
it's probably inefficient as a hankie
See, my sister the nurse
the clever one
she says
None of the ppe meets requirements
of fitting correctly
This isn't poetic
I've just broken up words
Really
...
I can feel my virtues increase
Exponentially
So much so
I feel the need to tell people
I'm wearing my mask
If i could drive
I'd wear it in the car
I haven't been on buses
They don't deserve my mask
wearing virtue
It has no medical benefit
it's probably inefficient as a hankie
See, my sister the nurse
the clever one
she says
None of the ppe meets requirements
of fitting correctly
This isn't poetic
I've just broken up words
Really
...
#politics
#funny
#apocalypse
54 reads
29 Comments
nikkimoe
Poem Published
8th Jul 2020 3:45pm
8th Jul 2020 3:45pm
Wood Driver
If he could fuck
like he golfed
maybe she wouldn't
be teed off
all the time.
like he golfed
maybe she wouldn't
be teed off
all the time.
#anxiety
#men
#funny
29 reads
10 Comments
XiaoLong
Poem Published
6th Jul 2020 8:52pm
6th Jul 2020 8:52pm
Queen Bee! A Hot Little Totty!
a hot summer lover with no bikini
an unpredictable bird wild as can be
a dangerous beauty, wait till you see
Irresistible sweetness, she’s a queen bee
the hive of Eden, her garden of heaven
queen honey bee, her lucky number’s eleven
playing with her troopers, buzzing workers, none slackers
regally seated, royally heated, milking honey with them jolly wankers!
She can be mean, as the demon from hell,
When in heaven, she loves ringing the alarm bell
trolling saints that loves to paint, what the heck, it’s only wax
as just to...
an unpredictable bird wild as can be
a dangerous beauty, wait till you see
Irresistible sweetness, she’s a queen bee
the hive of Eden, her garden of heaven
queen honey bee, her lucky number’s eleven
playing with her troopers, buzzing workers, none slackers
regally seated, royally heated, milking honey with them jolly wankers!
She can be mean, as the demon from hell,
When in heaven, she loves ringing the alarm bell
trolling saints that loves to paint, what the heck, it’s only wax
as just to...
#lust
#LGBT
#funny #temptation
#funny #temptation
28 reads
2 Comments
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
6th Jul 2020 5:24pm
6th Jul 2020 5:24pm
The Drinking Fountain by the Pool
quatern
The drinking fountain by the pool
A respite from the summer’s heat
And youthful high-jinks Oh so cruel
To make the little girls retreat
I’d yank their pigtails while they sipped
The drinking fountain by the pool
Or pushed them down so faces dipped
And laugh as they would cough and drool
Adult-swim time, those girls got schooled
While lined up waiting for a drink
The drinking fountain by the pool
Where wet bikini strings got plinked
On flash of butt I’d shout out “Slut!”
‘Till Sally Jane made...
The drinking fountain by the pool
A respite from the summer’s heat
And youthful high-jinks Oh so cruel
To make the little girls retreat
I’d yank their pigtails while they sipped
The drinking fountain by the pool
Or pushed them down so faces dipped
And laugh as they would cough and drool
Adult-swim time, those girls got schooled
While lined up waiting for a drink
The drinking fountain by the pool
Where wet bikini strings got plinked
On flash of butt I’d shout out “Slut!”
‘Till Sally Jane made...
#teens
#BDSM
#summer
#rhyming
#funny
41 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
6th Jul 2020 2:34pm
6th Jul 2020 2:34pm
Rude Health 5-7-5
Living on my own
Freedom to do as i please
No need for knickers!
Freedom to do as i please
No need for knickers!
#funny
#freedom
12 reads
1 Comment
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