Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
wallyroo92
Bumped Today 2:32am
7th May 2020 2:31am
7th May 2020 2:31am
A Roman Orgy
#lust
#erotic
#funny
700 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
Yesterday 4:06pm
Yesterday 4:06pm
Failure To Adapt
When the government fails at everything,
Then you finally realize,
Why anarchy should exist.
And stop trying to contain freedoms,
For ignorance.
And actually let people,
Govern themselves.
They might actually do,
The normal shit, they've always done,
For centuries.
Which was always,
Parties and booze.
Then you finally realize,
Why anarchy should exist.
And stop trying to contain freedoms,
For ignorance.
And actually let people,
Govern themselves.
They might actually do,
The normal shit, they've always done,
For centuries.
Which was always,
Parties and booze.
#funny
#philosophical
48 reads
5 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
Yesterday 3:44pm
Yesterday 3:44pm
Illegible bells (calculator fun)
Shoes ooze goos,
He sees bees,
zoos lose booze.
she gees lees.
Hogs hobble,
geese gobble,
bills boggle,
gills goggle.
Oh ho ho,
so I go!
Solos sigh,
logos lie.
Obese oboes gliss,
hello, hobos - bliss!
Lobbies lob,
hobbies hob,
glosses gloss,
bosses boss.
He is eligible,
else less legible!
Eggshell sells
illegible bells.
Sieges siege,
lieges liege...
seize Belize!
He sees bees,
zoos lose booze.
she gees lees.
Hogs hobble,
geese gobble,
bills boggle,
gills goggle.
Oh ho ho,
so I go!
Solos sigh,
logos lie.
Obese oboes gliss,
hello, hobos - bliss!
Lobbies lob,
hobbies hob,
glosses gloss,
bosses boss.
He is eligible,
else less legible!
Eggshell sells
illegible bells.
Sieges siege,
lieges liege...
seize Belize!
#funny
#PowerOfWords
27 reads
0 Comments
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
Yesterday 8:50am
Yesterday 8:50am
Dang!
In a right panic
I burst through the door
of my quaint cottage
wearing only my striped nightshirt
and worn flip-flops
nearly slipping on the cobblestones
of my peaceful seaside village
awakened by the town crier, Stan
as he shouted, in his deep Bass-Baritone,
“It's midnight and all is well…except poet Bob
forgot again”
the agitated butcher, Lou
flings open his window
vehemently shushing
the crestfallen versifier
to himself whispering
“Absent mindedness
will be the death of that man” ...
I burst through the door
of my quaint cottage
wearing only my striped nightshirt
and worn flip-flops
nearly slipping on the cobblestones
of my peaceful seaside village
awakened by the town crier, Stan
as he shouted, in his deep Bass-Baritone,
“It's midnight and all is well…except poet Bob
forgot again”
the agitated butcher, Lou
flings open his window
vehemently shushing
the crestfallen versifier
to himself whispering
“Absent mindedness
will be the death of that man” ...
#funny
36 reads
2 Comments
wallyroo92
Bumped 17th Apr 2025 9:11pm
12th Sep 2020 9:52am
12th Sep 2020 9:52am
Soaked Sheets...and Stains
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.
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Normally, I do a lot in my bedroom,
I like to read and write until I’m drained,
Then I enjoy listening to tunes,
Or until a poem becomes ingrained.
I have many ideas running in my head
But today I was a little harebrained
I spilled my coffee all over the bed,
Now my sheets are soaked and stained.
#funny
#dirty
791 reads
7 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
16th Apr 2025 9:13pm
16th Apr 2025 9:13pm
Univocalic (U): Fluffy Wuffy Bunny and the compulsory-fun Easter egg hunt
Sunny sky - sun, cumulus;
Lush, bushy suburbs; tumulus.
Up, up, up... bunny jumps; susumus.
"Hurry up!" blurts Fluffy Bunny.
"Try my fun pud hunt!"
Bunny's chums shrug numbly.
"Hurry hurry, Punky Puppy!"
Punky Puppy jumps up, runs - rumbly tummy!
"Try my fun pud hunt!" blurts Fluffy Wuffy, Cuddly Wuddly Bunny.
Punky Puppy gulps purply plums, gummy flumps.
Gulp, gulp... BURP!
"Hurry hurry, scurry scurry, Plucky Ducks!"
Plucky Ducks jump up, run... yum yum, munch...
Lush, bushy suburbs; tumulus.
Up, up, up... bunny jumps; susumus.
"Hurry up!" blurts Fluffy Bunny.
"Try my fun pud hunt!"
Bunny's chums shrug numbly.
"Hurry hurry, Punky Puppy!"
Punky Puppy jumps up, runs - rumbly tummy!
"Try my fun pud hunt!" blurts Fluffy Wuffy, Cuddly Wuddly Bunny.
Punky Puppy gulps purply plums, gummy flumps.
Gulp, gulp... BURP!
"Hurry hurry, scurry scurry, Plucky Ducks!"
Plucky Ducks jump up, run... yum yum, munch...
#animals
#food
#funny
28 reads
0 Comments
wallyroo92
Bumped 15th Apr 2025 3:30am
14th Jan 2023 6:31am
14th Jan 2023 6:31am
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#erotic
#technology
#funny
543 reads
9 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
15th Apr 2025 00:11am
15th Apr 2025 00:11am
Transitional
Alternative Trans Dictionary
Transmogrification------------Trans werewolf
Trans Siberian Railway------Trans trains
Transistor Radio----------------A radio belonging to a trans persons sister
Transcript-------------------------Trans person burial chamber
Transferral-------------------------Trans person going wild
Transfigure------------------------Hormones
Transform--------------------------See above
Transit------------------------------Not relating to seating
Transit Camp----------------------A camp trans person not sitting ...
Transmogrification------------Trans werewolf
Trans Siberian Railway------Trans trains
Transistor Radio----------------A radio belonging to a trans persons sister
Transcript-------------------------Trans person burial chamber
Transferral-------------------------Trans person going wild
Transfigure------------------------Hormones
Transform--------------------------See above
Transit------------------------------Not relating to seating
Transit Camp----------------------A camp trans person not sitting ...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #transgender
#satirical #transgender
36 reads
0 Comments
PoetsRevenge
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 5:32am
12th Apr 2025 5:32am
Miniver Cheesy
I
Miniver longed for what he had once
simple plays and something greasy
He bid a glance toward happiness
and gave in so easy.
It was his nature to forget those days
and ever in short was appeasing
true fast food and rented movies seemed
simply more pleasing.
Pretty women and young guns
riding the miles high in achieving
to entertain the furtive vein
and in that exceeding.
II
When robot men and hooded grey cloaks
were the butt of endless jokes
and pepperoni...
Miniver longed for what he had once
simple plays and something greasy
He bid a glance toward happiness
and gave in so easy.
It was his nature to forget those days
and ever in short was appeasing
true fast food and rented movies seemed
simply more pleasing.
Pretty women and young guns
riding the miles high in achieving
to entertain the furtive vein
and in that exceeding.
II
When robot men and hooded grey cloaks
were the butt of endless jokes
and pepperoni...
#funny
41 reads
0 Comments
DaisyGrace
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 1:53am
12th Apr 2025 1:53am
Stepping into the Ring, Having Just Been Kicked out of the Boys’ Competition, PYTHAGORAS OF SAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!
There once was a Lickety Split
who knew how to take a hard hit.
He’d wiggle and shake,
refused all the brakes,
and got out of there, fast with his wit.
“His wit,” you ask and you scratch,
“is no good in a fisticuffs match.”
But he made them all dizzy
when he whirled in a tizzy
while spewing mathematical facts.
The aggressors were no good at sums,
they should have been sucking their thumbs.
They thought he’d gone crazy,
but always got hazy,
and with a calculated punch, they succumbed.
who knew how to take a hard hit.
He’d wiggle and shake,
refused all the brakes,
and got out of there, fast with his wit.
“His wit,” you ask and you scratch,
“is no good in a fisticuffs match.”
But he made them all dizzy
when he whirled in a tizzy
while spewing mathematical facts.
The aggressors were no good at sums,
they should have been sucking their thumbs.
They thought he’d gone crazy,
but always got hazy,
and with a calculated punch, they succumbed.
#funny
14 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 00:20am
12th Apr 2025 00:20am
Woah Bro!
Fuck you Chuck Norris!
Go have dinner with my ex's friend!
But when I find your fake ass,
We're having a dance competition!
AND IMA WIN!
BITCH!
Go have dinner with my ex's friend!
But when I find your fake ass,
We're having a dance competition!
AND IMA WIN!
BITCH!
#funny
69 reads
3 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
11th Apr 2025 00:10am
11th Apr 2025 00:10am
Hmmmmmmmm
My daughter doesn't understand,
Why people with spy cams,
Would want to look at someone's butt.
Maybe the government and courts can explain it to her.
They have the nerve to call other people crazy,
When, they should look in the mirror,
From time to time.
She's opposed to that, by the way.
Why people with spy cams,
Would want to look at someone's butt.
Maybe the government and courts can explain it to her.
They have the nerve to call other people crazy,
When, they should look in the mirror,
From time to time.
She's opposed to that, by the way.
#funny
71 reads
0 Comments
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