Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
shadow_starzzz
Poem Published
Yesterday 9:23am
Yesterday 9:23am
Vagarious
There’s nothing more fragile than me watching him as he unravels himself whilst buried deep inside my cunt with his rock hard cock as we sway to the unchained melody that tethers me to his prick, and he’s etched his name upon my lips, forevermore.
The way he fondles my subconscious in subtle ways makes my cunt ache, and I’m oft left with imagery of his cock violating me plastered all over my mind, and it’s no wonder the hunger emerges with a constant desire to be filled to the brim with him as I revel in the brutality of his funny but honest tell tale signs of his emerging...
The way he fondles my subconscious in subtle ways makes my cunt ache, and I’m oft left with imagery of his cock violating me plastered all over my mind, and it’s no wonder the hunger emerges with a constant desire to be filled to the brim with him as I revel in the brutality of his funny but honest tell tale signs of his emerging...
#sex
#funny
#honesty
55 reads
6 Comments
Pigeonheart
Poem Published
Yesterday 5:33am
Yesterday 5:33am
Virtual Mute
and if I laid you down
what would you give
for me to pick you up
you’ve been my muse
with all the time we’ve just virtually spent
I’m tipping from engaged to less enthused
are you a moth with wings that
singed the light
am I a mass of peonies
unseen
we sliver as the moon reflecting night
are figments of the shadows
we’ve redeemed
perhaps it’s safer written on the screen
and counted in the views within our minds
the curvature of font’s impassioned dream
in verses speculating love we’ll find ...
what would you give
for me to pick you up
you’ve been my muse
with all the time we’ve just virtually spent
I’m tipping from engaged to less enthused
are you a moth with wings that
singed the light
am I a mass of peonies
unseen
we sliver as the moon reflecting night
are figments of the shadows
we’ve redeemed
perhaps it’s safer written on the screen
and counted in the views within our minds
the curvature of font’s impassioned dream
in verses speculating love we’ll find ...
#funny
#honesty
21 reads
3 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
19th May 2019 10:58pm
19th May 2019 10:58pm
Rain, Rivers and Cascades
I must be dreaming,
I hear the rain outside my windows,
I can hear my kids screaming,
Enjoying the river as the water flows.
I hear a stream in the other room,
Cascades are falling through the walls,
It all seems so surreal so I assume,
The rivers runs rapidly through the halls.
So in between dream and fantasy,
I expect my bed to slowly drift me away,
Hearing splashing somewhere in reality,
But in this fond illusion I want to stay.
I can hear the water falling, rushing,
The trees are dancing in the cool breeze,...
I hear the rain outside my windows,
I can hear my kids screaming,
Enjoying the river as the water flows.
I hear a stream in the other room,
Cascades are falling through the walls,
It all seems so surreal so I assume,
The rivers runs rapidly through the halls.
So in between dream and fantasy,
I expect my bed to slowly drift me away,
Hearing splashing somewhere in reality,
But in this fond illusion I want to stay.
I can hear the water falling, rushing,
The trees are dancing in the cool breeze,...
#dreams
#nature
#funny
#sleep
#escape
25 reads
8 Comments
Trome
Poem Published
19th May 2019 9:22pm
19th May 2019 9:22pm
HER PENIS FLY TRAP
#funny
#TruthOfLife
92 reads
1 Comment
nikkimoe
Poem Published
19th May 2019 4:26pm
19th May 2019 4:26pm
Playing Games
Everybody
up in
here
wants to
fuck,
I just
wanna play
Scrabble.
up in
here
wants to
fuck,
I just
wanna play
Scrabble.
#funny
#hell
29 reads
10 Comments
Hepcat61
geoff cat
geoff cat
Poem Published
19th May 2019 3:35pm
19th May 2019 3:35pm
Never Give a “Lady” a Restive Horse – Sonnet Nineteen
A restive horse, no gift a “Lady” make,
For “Lady’s” stride should simple gestures grace,
Lest in her sport, her seat that posting take,
Decorum speaks, should “Lady” never brace.
Though such a rider she, she may protest,
In taming such a horse, her pleasures wrought,
That with its buck and lunge, her sure contest
To still such beast, she shows her measures tau(gh)t.
For in such work, from “Lady’s” measure may
In strike and strump, come most “un-Lady’s” gait,
In leap and loft, her seat and measure’s sway,
May “Lady-like”,...
For “Lady’s” stride should simple gestures grace,
Lest in her sport, her seat that posting take,
Decorum speaks, should “Lady” never brace.
Though such a rider she, she may protest,
In taming such a horse, her pleasures wrought,
That with its buck and lunge, her sure contest
To still such beast, she shows her measures tau(gh)t.
For in such work, from “Lady’s” measure may
In strike and strump, come most “un-Lady’s” gait,
In leap and loft, her seat and measure’s sway,
May “Lady-like”,...
#sex
#parody
#funny #sonnet
#funny #sonnet
30 reads
0 Comments
spacemod69
Poem Published
18th May 2019 2:02pm
18th May 2019 2:02pm
After Effects
My leg's twisted under
My midriff's askew
My right eye's turned black
Whilst the other's turned blue
I'm covered in plaster
Bandaged up to my hip
I've a broken nose
And a deeply split lip
My mind is all rattled
I reckon I'll croak
But at least I'm alive
You should see the other bloke!!
My midriff's askew
My right eye's turned black
Whilst the other's turned blue
I'm covered in plaster
Bandaged up to my hip
I've a broken nose
And a deeply split lip
My mind is all rattled
I reckon I'll croak
But at least I'm alive
You should see the other bloke!!
#funny
18 reads
1 Comment
MJ-SWIM
M.J S.W.I.M
M.J S.W.I.M
Poem Published
18th May 2019 11:32am
18th May 2019 11:32am
Wasteland Skaters (Chapter One: Thrasher's Quest)
#funny
#apocalypse
15 reads
0 Comments
Sky_dancer
Poem Published
17th May 2019 7:04pm
17th May 2019 7:04pm
The Root of Evil
Our Dollah,
Who art not in my pocket,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy windfall come,
Thy deals be done,
In my bank,
As it is in Jeff Bezos'.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us that tenner I borrowed,
And I'll wave the fiver I lent Benno for that pint,
Keep gold-diggers from my stash,
who promise me favours only money can buy,
Lead me to a good accountant,
For currency is the cornerstone,
The basis and the cause,
Can I lend another tenner?
Bingo!
Who art not in my pocket,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy windfall come,
Thy deals be done,
In my bank,
As it is in Jeff Bezos'.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us that tenner I borrowed,
And I'll wave the fiver I lent Benno for that pint,
Keep gold-diggers from my stash,
who promise me favours only money can buy,
Lead me to a good accountant,
For currency is the cornerstone,
The basis and the cause,
Can I lend another tenner?
Bingo!
#sex
#evil
#money
#parody
#funny
72 reads
18 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
16th May 2019 6:44pm
16th May 2019 6:44pm
APB out on a SweetKittyCat
Visual
#identity
#cats
#satirical
#funny
#passion
141 reads
26 Comments
nikkimoe
Poem Published
16th May 2019 1:30pm
16th May 2019 1:30pm
The Shallow Eye I You
I like Silver Oak
you drink Riunite
trust me
we are different sweetie.
You smell cheap like
Pink stripper spray,
me, roses, jasmine
cassowray.
My dress is silk
your's is polyester
I'm fit for a king
you, a jester.
you drink Riunite
trust me
we are different sweetie.
You smell cheap like
Pink stripper spray,
me, roses, jasmine
cassowray.
My dress is silk
your's is polyester
I'm fit for a king
you, a jester.
#funny
43 reads
6 Comments
nikkimoe
Poem Published
16th May 2019 4:09am
16th May 2019 4:09am
Pencils and Pens
Poor fat girl
sucks dick
for praise,
I write shit.
Maybe
were the
same same.
sucks dick
for praise,
I write shit.
Maybe
were the
same same.
#funny
26 reads
2 Comments
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