Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Jan 2025 6:55pm
13th Jan 2025 6:55pm
Boredom Prevails
#boredom
#dirty
#funny
#rhyming
#ThrillSeeking
37 reads
10 Comments
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 3:32pm
12th Jan 2025 3:32pm
A Deathly Balcony
A murder of crows, I saw on her breast!’
Our vicar said to us.
‘That room enough was on her chest
Proves that Satan gave her that bust!’
Our vicar said to us.
‘That room enough was on her chest
Proves that Satan gave her that bust!’
#funny
48 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 1:03pm
12th Jan 2025 1:03pm
'I' Blames The BBC!
Since when
Did the first letter I
Become silent
In the word medicine?
Now pronounced as: medcine
Therefore:
Medcine ball?
Medcine doctor etc?
It's wrong!
Bring back the 'I'
Let it live again!
Poor thing, being ghosted like that...
'I' blames the BBC!
by Jemia
Did the first letter I
Become silent
In the word medicine?
Now pronounced as: medcine
Therefore:
Medcine ball?
Medcine doctor etc?
It's wrong!
Bring back the 'I'
Let it live again!
Poor thing, being ghosted like that...
'I' blames the BBC!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#PowerOfWords #satirical
#PowerOfWords #satirical
34 reads
0 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 12:05pm
12th Jan 2025 12:05pm
Alex Jones
You survived.
Good job.
Hahahaha
Good job.
Hahahaha
#funny
59 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 11:32am
12th Jan 2025 11:32am
Some horny f**k is down in my cellar
#erotic
#funny
#orgasm
#SelfDiscovery
#sex
113 reads
15 Comments
Pete_25
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 8:08am
12th Jan 2025 8:08am
Flip!
She's a work of art
She brightens up my day
She's my Queen of hearts
I love her in every way
(Then... She slept with me best mate)
She's an ugly fart
Causing me affray
She broke me bleedin' heart
How could she betray
She brightens up my day
She's my Queen of hearts
I love her in every way
(Then... She slept with me best mate)
She's an ugly fart
Causing me affray
She broke me bleedin' heart
How could she betray
#funny
56 reads
14 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 2:28am
12th Jan 2025 2:28am
no truer hell
..than to be home
alone
celebrating one's
own thoughts
taking in the small
victories
and mismanagements
of life
with smokes aplenty at
hand
and out a
lighter
DAMM IT !
alone
celebrating one's
own thoughts
taking in the small
victories
and mismanagements
of life
with smokes aplenty at
hand
and out a
lighter
DAMM IT !
#frustration
#funny
57 reads
6 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
10th Jan 2025 3:45pm
10th Jan 2025 3:45pm
Pathetic Investigation
Let's investigate!
Pretend I'm trying to date,
All these guys!
Harassment! Lies!
What are joke, bitch!
I'm online,
Talking about you,
All the time!:
Pretend I'm trying to date,
All these guys!
Harassment! Lies!
What are joke, bitch!
I'm online,
Talking about you,
All the time!:
#funny
57 reads
4 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
9th Jan 2025 8:14pm
9th Jan 2025 8:14pm
Revelation
Went out to buy a ladder,
To take out all the drones with a baseball bat.
#Save Humanity!
To take out all the drones with a baseball bat.
#Save Humanity!
#funny
48 reads
4 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
9th Jan 2025 4:13pm
9th Jan 2025 4:13pm
You Can't Meet Me
I'm blocked. It doesn't exist.
I'm sad. I want my endless suitors.
So many aimless shooters.
All they want is me.
I'm so great, yet so ugly.
They want me on my knees.
I'm in pain, in agony
Show up.
Come and see!
I'm sad. I want my endless suitors.
So many aimless shooters.
All they want is me.
I'm so great, yet so ugly.
They want me on my knees.
I'm in pain, in agony
Show up.
Come and see!
#funny
58 reads
13 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
9th Jan 2025 1:30pm
9th Jan 2025 1:30pm
Pats On The Back!
Discovered
Frisbees
Made
genetically
from
Engineered
cow
pats!
by Jemia
Frisbees
Made
genetically
from
Engineered
cow
pats!
by Jemia
#funny
#satirical
#SelfDiscovery #surreal
#SelfDiscovery #surreal
20 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
9th Jan 2025 12:55pm
9th Jan 2025 12:55pm
Some Like It To Hot!
I have an orgy every night!
With oft times three joining me
One either side, and one betwixt my thighs
Things get very hot, especially with all that rubber!
Hoping for no leakages, replacements come cheap
I once was joined by four!
Things got really hot!
So i limit my orgies to just three, and me!
Or sometimes a simple menage a troix
When i was younger
I used to make do with one, which was fun
But with age, tis all the rage
To become more adventurous
And no longer limit myself
On how many hot water bottles
I go to bed...
With oft times three joining me
One either side, and one betwixt my thighs
Things get very hot, especially with all that rubber!
Hoping for no leakages, replacements come cheap
I once was joined by four!
Things got really hot!
So i limit my orgies to just three, and me!
Or sometimes a simple menage a troix
When i was younger
I used to make do with one, which was fun
But with age, tis all the rage
To become more adventurous
And no longer limit myself
On how many hot water bottles
I go to bed...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #sexy
#satirical #sexy
32 reads
0 Comments
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