Funny Seeking Honest Critique Poems
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funny seeking honest critique poems. Honest feedback has been requested for these poems.
fianaturie8
Fia Naturie
Fia Naturie
Poem Published
Yesterday 4:22pm
Yesterday 4:22pm
Dragon Slayed
#funny
20 reads
12 Comments
fianaturie8
Fia Naturie
Fia Naturie
Poem Published
Yesterday 1:22pm
Yesterday 1:22pm
Faerie's Visit
A whispered word
On a naughty breeze
Playful and joyful
Trying to please
Come to me
What did it say
I wanted to relax
On this sweet spring day
Come to me
There it was again
Insistent
Not to hard
Like an old friend
Come–To–Me
Louder it came
Drips with sweet
Molasses from
Sugar cane
I rose to my feet
Not...
On a naughty breeze
Playful and joyful
Trying to please
Come to me
What did it say
I wanted to relax
On this sweet spring day
Come to me
There it was again
Insistent
Not to hard
Like an old friend
Come–To–Me
Louder it came
Drips with sweet
Molasses from
Sugar cane
I rose to my feet
Not...
#funny
34 reads
11 Comments
Gahddess_Worship
Poem Published
18th Apr 2024 5:50am
18th Apr 2024 5:50am
They Will Be My Rhyme, My Reason
For a glimpse
of a glorious,
genuine smile,
that convey's acceptance without
scintilla of guile
for such a sight
I'm good and ready
I'd walk a country Summer's mile,
in the Mojave dessert
to bask in such a welcome grin
and when I arrive
we'd connect our smiles
and fall into an embrace
and they wouldn't
even hesitate
even though
I'm awfully sweaty.
Certainly they'd have
captivating eyes
that bid me come hither.
And beg don't dither,
never again go thither,
but stay right by my...
of a glorious,
genuine smile,
that convey's acceptance without
scintilla of guile
for such a sight
I'm good and ready
I'd walk a country Summer's mile,
in the Mojave dessert
to bask in such a welcome grin
and when I arrive
we'd connect our smiles
and fall into an embrace
and they wouldn't
even hesitate
even though
I'm awfully sweaty.
Certainly they'd have
captivating eyes
that bid me come hither.
And beg don't dither,
never again go thither,
but stay right by my...
#dreams
#funny
#happiness
#hope
#love
22 reads
0 Comments
buddhakitty
Poem Published
18th Apr 2024 3:12am
18th Apr 2024 3:12am
double take
the worst part of being
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
the best part of being
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
the best part of being
65 is that you don't worry
about relationships anymore
#funny
42 reads
9 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
17th Apr 2024 8:31pm
17th Apr 2024 8:31pm
Poetry wipeout
(Note from author: Oh dear, my keyboard seemed to be broken when I wrote this. Most of the keys appeared to have given up, so I had to restrict myself to the top row of keys. Sorry about that.)
O, typewriter!
Y, typewriter?
Y, O Y?!
I, poet, require wit.
Keyboard quit;
top tier type =
quite poor repertoire.
I wept.
Ropy torture!
Pouty ire!
I require wittier poetry.
Pity poor poet;
utter pretty quip.
You write trite type.
I report trope.
You retort, "write your...
O, typewriter!
Y, typewriter?
Y, O Y?!
I, poet, require wit.
Keyboard quit;
top tier type =
quite poor repertoire.
I wept.
Ropy torture!
Pouty ire!
I require wittier poetry.
Pity poor poet;
utter pretty quip.
You write trite type.
I report trope.
You retort, "write your...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#NaPoWriMo2024 #WritingPoetry
#NaPoWriMo2024 #WritingPoetry
51 reads
9 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Apr 2024 11:12am
17th Apr 2024 11:12am
Tasty Delights
When you expire
I'm sure you'll burn in fire
Time to grill you up
I'm sure you'll burn in fire
Time to grill you up
#death
#fire
#haiku
#satirical
#funny
42 reads
6 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
14th Apr 2024 6:50pm
14th Apr 2024 6:50pm
Musical meanderings 2: When in Germany...
Bedhead chef fed Dad a bad cabbage!
Dad had a headache; he defaced effaced baggage.
Aged hag aced cha-cha-cha;
begged a faded cab; ha-ha-ha!
Egghead had a deaf cad fed;
beheaded beach babe gagged, caged, dead!
Badged bee dabbed a hedge-edged beach caff;
each dag faced a cabbaged gag gaffe.
Feed each deb a bagged beef fadge;
heed facade ahead; cede beaded badge.
Dad had a headache; he defaced effaced baggage.
Aged hag aced cha-cha-cha;
begged a faded cab; ha-ha-ha!
Egghead had a deaf cad fed;
beheaded beach babe gagged, caged, dead!
Badged bee dabbed a hedge-edged beach caff;
each dag faced a cabbaged gag gaffe.
Feed each deb a bagged beef fadge;
heed facade ahead; cede beaded badge.
#music
#funny
#PowerOfWords #NaPoWriMo2024
#PowerOfWords #NaPoWriMo2024
43 reads
0 Comments
Heisenberg68
Poem Published
14th Apr 2024 1:56am
14th Apr 2024 1:56am
A Night at the Improv
In the dimly lit embrace of evening's stage,
A solitary microphone awaits—no script, no page.
Here, where shadows and light conspire to dance,
A single figure steps forth, seizing chance.
With a jest, the room ignites, laughter shared,
A communion of spirits, momentarily paired.
The comedian, a weaver of words, draws from the air
Tales not written, but born from the dare.
In the laughter, a depth, a resonance felt,
A connection to earth, to the lives we've dwelt.
Each chuckle, a ripple across the room's sea,
Uniting strangers...
A solitary microphone awaits—no script, no page.
Here, where shadows and light conspire to dance,
A single figure steps forth, seizing chance.
With a jest, the room ignites, laughter shared,
A communion of spirits, momentarily paired.
The comedian, a weaver of words, draws from the air
Tales not written, but born from the dare.
In the laughter, a depth, a resonance felt,
A connection to earth, to the lives we've dwelt.
Each chuckle, a ripple across the room's sea,
Uniting strangers...
#funny
29 reads
0 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
13th Apr 2024 10:31pm
13th Apr 2024 10:31pm
Astral Gibbon Cub
(for National Scrabble Day)
I'm stuck in a game of Scrabble
and I don't know how to get out!
The game just isn't going well
and so I'm scrabbling about,
trying to find a winning word
without committing fouls,
but that is pretty hard to do
because I've got no vowels!
Do you think VRCX would do,
or FXGG would count?
I know that they're not valid words,
but they'd score a nice amount!
Wait - there are two-letter words
that also score quite well.
Maybe EX or XI or XU
will get me out of this hell.
Oh no....
I'm stuck in a game of Scrabble
and I don't know how to get out!
The game just isn't going well
and so I'm scrabbling about,
trying to find a winning word
without committing fouls,
but that is pretty hard to do
because I've got no vowels!
Do you think VRCX would do,
or FXGG would count?
I know that they're not valid words,
but they'd score a nice amount!
Wait - there are two-letter words
that also score quite well.
Maybe EX or XI or XU
will get me out of this hell.
Oh no....
#funny
#PowerOfWords
#NaPoWriMo2024
42 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Apr 2024 12:42pm
12th Apr 2024 12:42pm
Pervert in my cellar
#sex
#rhyming
#funny
#SelfDiscovery
#orgasm
99 reads
15 Comments
fianaturie8
Fia Naturie
Fia Naturie
Poem Published
11th Apr 2024 9:50pm
11th Apr 2024 9:50pm
Guess what it is
It's round.
Firm
And when you suck
It escapes your lips with a pop.
Firm
And when you suck
It escapes your lips with a pop.
#funny
70 reads
9 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
11th Apr 2024 2:23pm
11th Apr 2024 2:23pm
Musical Mayhem
Not long ago, on one fine day,
some musical folk went out to play.
They all found different ways to travel
and lots of fun began to unravel.
By submarine, although submersed,
the string quartet arrived there first.
As if by magic, with a hubble and bubble,
they suddenly saw their numbers double!
A wind octet then joined on foot,
playing while walking - toot, toot, toot!
Rumbling along, as chilled as you like,
some trumpeters on a tandem bike!
Racing each other - get ready, set...
a cor anglais and a bass clarinet.
Not...
some musical folk went out to play.
They all found different ways to travel
and lots of fun began to unravel.
By submarine, although submersed,
the string quartet arrived there first.
As if by magic, with a hubble and bubble,
they suddenly saw their numbers double!
A wind octet then joined on foot,
playing while walking - toot, toot, toot!
Rumbling along, as chilled as you like,
some trumpeters on a tandem bike!
Racing each other - get ready, set...
a cor anglais and a bass clarinet.
Not...
#music
#funny
#NaPoWriMo2024
63 reads
4 Comments
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