Northern_Soul (-Missy-)

I am:

[  ] Male
[  ] Female
[X] A ragged collection of wild ghosts that offend heaven with wanton Paganism

Looking for:

[  ] Men
[  ] Women
[X] A peaceful place to scream in terror at the realisation that the skulls of my enemies are not dishwasher safe

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I’ve been here over ten years, joining on the 26th June 2011. This profile is a reboot. I’m by no means new. I survived the great Ray Heinrich alligator clitoris rant of 2012.

I lack the spongey filter between mouth and brain that stops me saying swear words between cups of tea and pink wafer biscuits. If this offends you, swipe left or some shit.

I am also a part of (and operate the account for) ThePoetcastProject 🎧