Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
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Poem Published
Yesterday 6:35pm
Yesterday 6:35pm
“Louie the Lickster”
The following is a potential add to an idea
my brothers and I have for a children’s
short story book.
We now have a brand new website: (3wizeswans.com) that we currently own.
IF anyone could be so kind as to pay us a visit
and possibly leave a comment on anything
in our blog section, it will GREATLY appreciated;
And if by chance anyone chooses to look thru our books and merchandise and purchases anything THAT would be a very honor as well.
Thank you all in advance for your time and support.
“Louie liked ...
my brothers and I have for a children’s
short story book.
We now have a brand new website: (3wizeswans.com) that we currently own.
IF anyone could be so kind as to pay us a visit
and possibly leave a comment on anything
in our blog section, it will GREATLY appreciated;
And if by chance anyone chooses to look thru our books and merchandise and purchases anything THAT would be a very honor as well.
Thank you all in advance for your time and support.
“Louie liked ...
#satirical
#funny
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missjem56
Poem Published
Yesterday 12:27pm
Yesterday 12:27pm
The Boxer? (Excerpts-Rewrite)
I am just a poor girl
Though my stories seldom told
......
........
When i left my home, and family
I was no more than a girl
.......
Asking only woman's wages
I come looking for a job
But i got no offers
Just a come-on from the whores
Of 10 Downing Street
I do declare
There were times
When i was so lonesome
I still took no offers there
I wasn't that desperate!!!!!!
by Jemia
Though my stories seldom told
......
........
When i left my home, and family
I was no more than a girl
.......
Asking only woman's wages
I come looking for a job
But i got no offers
Just a come-on from the whores
Of 10 Downing Street
I do declare
There were times
When i was so lonesome
I still took no offers there
I wasn't that desperate!!!!!!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
9 reads
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rubyredheart
Poem Published
11th May 2022 8:25pm
11th May 2022 8:25pm
I don’t really miss you that much…
It’s not like you’re
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
My waking question,
A ray of sunlight through the window,
The image in a cloud above,
The touch of raindrops falling
(As you fell for me
Once upon a fairytale time).
You’re not the fresh cool water on my lips
As I drink reminders of you…
Don’t think you are my morning sustenance,
The dream in a cleansing shower…
I don’t worry if you’re doing well
When I see no sign,
feel no sighing ghostly breath of you
& fail to hear your voiceless whispers
Soothing my restless mind.
It’s not you I think...
#satirical
#confessional
#IMissYou
60 reads
missjem56
Poem Published
24th Apr 2022 8:58pm
24th Apr 2022 8:58pm
The Got No Time For Travel, Time Traveller
What the hell was that?"
"Must of been the ghost of Jemia"
"Ghost of who?"
"Apparently, legend has it
She was always quite a dashing person!"
"Dashing?"
"Dashing here, there, and everywhere!"
"Oh right!"
"OOH, WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Just another time traveller..........."
by Jemia
"Must of been the ghost of Jemia"
"Ghost of who?"
"Apparently, legend has it
She was always quite a dashing person!"
"Dashing?"
"Dashing here, there, and everywhere!"
"Oh right!"
"OOH, WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Just another time traveller..........."
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#MovingOn #ThrillSeeking
#MovingOn #ThrillSeeking
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Apr 2022 5:39pm
5th Apr 2022 5:39pm
Doggy Style!
How much is that
Doggy
In the window
Meow meow
The one with the
Waggily
Feathers
Tweet tweet
How much
Is that
doggy
In the window
I do hope
That doggy
Gets help!
by Jemia
Doggy
In the window
Meow meow
The one with the
Waggily
Feathers
Tweet tweet
How much
Is that
doggy
In the window
I do hope
That doggy
Gets help!
by Jemia
#animals
#satirical
#funny #confusion
#funny #confusion
48 reads
1 Comment
Weak4hissmile
Poem Published
1st Apr 2022 5:41am
1st Apr 2022 5:41am
For rev al aka shakesperian humor 2.0
At what point does a Shakespeare say
I feel it's time I write a play
What subject shall it be today
A tragedy I've done
a twist
PEICE OF PAPER FLYING IN THE WIND
like a child falling off a bike.
we laugh
I feel it's time I write a play
What subject shall it be today
A tragedy I've done
a twist
PEICE OF PAPER FLYING IN THE WIND
like a child falling off a bike.
we laugh
#satirical
69 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
30th Mar 2022 1:15am
30th Mar 2022 1:15am
Words!
in a poem tonight, i said that i had a problem pronouncing the word antidisestablishmentarianism, and that it was ironic as i knew the word, and how to pronounce it Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch the irony! 😂 i got looked at proper! oh the foibles, and quirks, of you humans! oops! okay, time to come out of my closet, i am an alien! 😂 i come from a planet, where peace comes easily, and so do i....😅 xx
#satirical
#funny
#PowerOfWords
68 reads
1 Comment
RevolutionAL
Poem Published
28th Mar 2022 5:41am
28th Mar 2022 5:41am
the cool cat!
He's the coolest-cat
on the Dee-You-Pee
Listen closely
I'll show you
-You'll see
there's no cooler pussy
even in
Alumini universi-teee
His inbox is so large
the green, stays red
and the girls in the sent
say his pics are bent
apparently the shadow
makes them order
Mello Yellow
and look,
well he's the coolest-gent
(charged them a fee
for image-rent)
He's the coolest-cat
with his Fer-ra-ri
and Lecoste Golf-Tee
[insert a wank emoji]
apparently...
on the Dee-You-Pee
Listen closely
I'll show you
-You'll see
there's no cooler pussy
even in
Alumini universi-teee
His inbox is so large
the green, stays red
and the girls in the sent
say his pics are bent
apparently the shadow
makes them order
Mello Yellow
and look,
well he's the coolest-gent
(charged them a fee
for image-rent)
He's the coolest-cat
with his Fer-ra-ri
and Lecoste Golf-Tee
[insert a wank emoji]
apparently...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
74 reads
6 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
26th Mar 2022 1:12am
26th Mar 2022 1:12am
Long And Lovely
Visual- Oh those legs....
#women
#parody
#satirical #vanity
#satirical #vanity
177 reads
15 Comments
Nightmoth
Poem Published
25th Mar 2022 12:35pm
25th Mar 2022 12:35pm
The Problem With Chesters
The problem with Chesters
was when the temperature
hit 40C
he'd start to smoke
which was deeply unpleasant
in company..
was when the temperature
hit 40C
he'd start to smoke
which was deeply unpleasant
in company..
#satirical
62 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Mar 2022 4:12pm
21st Mar 2022 4:12pm
Quiltbag+Two Orgasms!
Quintessentially queer, and quirky, and wonderfully weird
Got holes in my knickers, with an alternative beard
Unique perspective, and outlooks on life
Spreading the love, like a buttery knife
Inspirational light bulb moments, inside the head
And beautiful orgasms, when two lovers wed
Live performance, unless you're a dead poet
Is like faking an orgasm, without trying to show it
Thought provocateer, a queer, with beer
That is over there, but also over here
Burlesque, bizarre, and beautiful, like yoda
Nearly as bubbly, as bicarbonate...
Got holes in my knickers, with an alternative beard
Unique perspective, and outlooks on life
Spreading the love, like a buttery knife
Inspirational light bulb moments, inside the head
And beautiful orgasms, when two lovers wed
Live performance, unless you're a dead poet
Is like faking an orgasm, without trying to show it
Thought provocateer, a queer, with beer
That is over there, but also over here
Burlesque, bizarre, and beautiful, like yoda
Nearly as bubbly, as bicarbonate...
#satirical
#funny
#orgasm
86 reads
0 Comments
Weak4hissmile
Poem Published
9th Mar 2022 11:31am
9th Mar 2022 11:31am
Rant #3
oh my oh golly oh no
at which point does a Shakespearian say
I think its time i write a play.
Er gads a tragedy BEHOLD!
THE TALES OF A DRUNK MAD GIRL
Lazarus has no dirt on me
Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris
Knowing the flames are hot
isn’t always a deterrent from playing with fire
What other comedic brilliance will I think of next?
When I die may there be a child dropping the ice cream from their cone onto the casket as it lowers ..
at which point does a Shakespearian say
I think its time i write a play.
Er gads a tragedy BEHOLD!
THE TALES OF A DRUNK MAD GIRL
Lazarus has no dirt on me
Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris
Knowing the flames are hot
isn’t always a deterrent from playing with fire
What other comedic brilliance will I think of next?
When I die may there be a child dropping the ice cream from their cone onto the casket as it lowers ..
#satirical
#funny
68 reads
0 Comments
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