Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
I_IS_ME
Poem Published
Today 6:06am
Today 6:06am
Love Letter From Afar
#war
#satirical
#funny #rebellion
#funny #rebellion
24 reads
1 Comment
RexDurkin
Poem Published
23rd Aug 2019 3:43am
23rd Aug 2019 3:43am
Johnny Blaze
There once was an ugly dame
In the state of Illinois
Who gave birth to a lame
dim-witted, little boy
She tried to raise him to be a man
But it was to no avail
For he chose in life another plan
Called being a beta male
He evolved into a whiny wimp
Covered in thick body hair
People often mistook him for a chimp
Or a mangy juvenile bear ...
In the state of Illinois
Who gave birth to a lame
dim-witted, little boy
She tried to raise him to be a man
But it was to no avail
For he chose in life another plan
Called being a beta male
He evolved into a whiny wimp
Covered in thick body hair
People often mistook him for a chimp
Or a mangy juvenile bear ...
#men
#satirical
#funny #masculinity
#funny #masculinity
31 reads
6 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
22nd Aug 2019 2:05am
22nd Aug 2019 2:05am
Ode to Sky Dancer
#women
#satirical
#funny #dirty
#funny #dirty
54 reads
4 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
21st Aug 2019 4:08am
21st Aug 2019 4:08am
Jen James
Deep in the ghetto of Brooklyn
By way of Ol’ St. Louis
Lives a girl who’s a whole lotta woman
And smokes weed ‘til her brain’s gooey
She juggles balls in her backyard
Like a mother fuckin’ circus clown
Then struts around like a try-hard
Wannabe Foxy Brown
If you stuff her face with dark chocolate
She’ll get down on all fours
And let you stick it in her cock socket
In the great outdoors
When she was a cheerleader
She got dropped on her...
By way of Ol’ St. Louis
Lives a girl who’s a whole lotta woman
And smokes weed ‘til her brain’s gooey
She juggles balls in her backyard
Like a mother fuckin’ circus clown
Then struts around like a try-hard
Wannabe Foxy Brown
If you stuff her face with dark chocolate
She’ll get down on all fours
And let you stick it in her cock socket
In the great outdoors
When she was a cheerleader
She got dropped on her...
#women
#rhyming
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
59 reads
6 Comments
RexDurkin
Poem Published
20th Aug 2019 00:57am
20th Aug 2019 00:57am
When Animals Attack (Celebrity Edition)
#violence
#animals
#rhyming
#satirical
#funny
27 reads
0 Comments
Vamps
Poem Published
15th Aug 2019 2:10pm
15th Aug 2019 2:10pm
A Christmas Gift
At least I'm not tied down
I'm free!!!!
Yeah, but Christmas is for kids really
You know...time with the family?
Ahh fuck all that!
I just cruise along happily!
Do you ever feel like
we're living selfish lives?
Nah! Fuck all that!
Imagine havin like 3 wives!
That's some mad shit
3 of the fuckers moanin'
At least you'd be busy
with all the bonin'!...haha!
Yeah...and 3 cars to...
I'm free!!!!
Yeah, but Christmas is for kids really
You know...time with the family?
Ahh fuck all that!
I just cruise along happily!
Do you ever feel like
we're living selfish lives?
Nah! Fuck all that!
Imagine havin like 3 wives!
That's some mad shit
3 of the fuckers moanin'
At least you'd be busy
with all the bonin'!...haha!
Yeah...and 3 cars to...
#Christmas
#satirical
#funny #dialogue
#funny #dialogue
62 reads
4 Comments
Vamps
Poem Published
14th Aug 2019 4:48pm
14th Aug 2019 4:48pm
Christmas Jumper/Sweater
You know that
Christmas jumper?
How long you had it?
I don't know...a while
why?...Do you think it's shit?
Well it is a bit.
I wore it at least 5 Christmases ago
Do you remember?
All covered with snow
When I had to rush off and leave
it was defo time to go.
Yeah, I remember
You were really drunk
Fell in that...
Christmas jumper?
How long you had it?
I don't know...a while
why?...Do you think it's shit?
Well it is a bit.
I wore it at least 5 Christmases ago
Do you remember?
All covered with snow
When I had to rush off and leave
it was defo time to go.
Yeah, I remember
You were really drunk
Fell in that...
#friendship
#Christmas
#alcohol
#satirical
#dialogue
40 reads
0 Comments
Vamps
Poem Published
13th Aug 2019 1:11pm
13th Aug 2019 1:11pm
Sunday Dinner
You know your trouble?
What?
You think too much!
It's more than that mum.
Like what?
As such?
Well...it's a little bit of everything
Like a sting, but constant
With sound
And sometimes when you're around!
Don't be silly!
I'm not, i'm just being honest
Feels like i've...
What?
You think too much!
It's more than that mum.
Like what?
As such?
Well...it's a little bit of everything
Like a sting, but constant
With sound
And sometimes when you're around!
Don't be silly!
I'm not, i'm just being honest
Feels like i've...
#depression
#family
#satirical
#funny
#dialogue
60 reads
5 Comments
Vamps
Poem Published
12th Aug 2019 10:37am
12th Aug 2019 10:37am
The fall
After the fall,
He just went downhill.
He just went downhill.
#satirical
#funny
54 reads
2 Comments
Vamps
Poem Published
12th Aug 2019 5:10am
12th Aug 2019 5:10am
In no particular order.
Find a job
Feed the dog
Lose a job
Flush the bog
Read the paper
Want to date her
See ya later
Open a letter
Try to feel better
Knew it when I met yer
Scratch an itch
Call her a bitch
Drunk, and fall in a ditch
Question the meaning
And what you believe in
Don't leave me seething
Tired of talking
Play darts, who's chalking?
Look at a bird, but not stalking
Follow the...
Feed the dog
Lose a job
Flush the bog
Read the paper
Want to date her
See ya later
Open a letter
Try to feel better
Knew it when I met yer
Scratch an itch
Call her a bitch
Drunk, and fall in a ditch
Question the meaning
And what you believe in
Don't leave me seething
Tired of talking
Play darts, who's chalking?
Look at a bird, but not stalking
Follow the...
#satirical
#funny
#TruthOfLife
44 reads
4 Comments
Vamps
Poem Published
11th Aug 2019 9:07pm
11th Aug 2019 9:07pm
Concrete
Good will to all men
I can think of at least ten
And that's just down my street
That I'd like to put in a hole
Filled with Concrete.....
I can think of at least ten
And that's just down my street
That I'd like to put in a hole
Filled with Concrete.....
#anger
#hate
#dark
#satirical
#funny
61 reads
4 Comments
Vamps
Poem Published
11th Aug 2019 2:38pm
11th Aug 2019 2:38pm
Untitled
Mould
A skid mark
A remnant
An offcut
A piece of bumfluff
A shard
A tuft
A rejection
The lost piece
The broken bit
A hairline crack
The bit leftover
An unwanted gift
Sat in the lost and found
Nuclear fallout
Rubble
Discarded
Nuclear waste
Bath scum
The stuff in the plughole
A bruised apple.....
.....you can't unbruise an apple
The bit missing
A scab
Dirty...
A skid mark
A remnant
An offcut
A piece of bumfluff
A shard
A tuft
A rejection
The lost piece
The broken bit
A hairline crack
The bit leftover
An unwanted gift
Sat in the lost and found
Nuclear fallout
Rubble
Discarded
Nuclear waste
Bath scum
The stuff in the plughole
A bruised apple.....
.....you can't unbruise an apple
The bit missing
A scab
Dirty...
#depression
#satirical
#funny
45 reads
4 Comments
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