Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
RoscoeForthright
Poem Published
12th Jul 2021 7:39pm
12th Jul 2021 7:39pm
Three Cumshots
#inspirational
#spiritual
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
115 reads
Penguinphile
Poem Published
9th Jul 2021 1:49pm
9th Jul 2021 1:49pm
Modern Life
F]or what is modern life,
If not
one first-month free trial subscription
after another.
If not
one first-month free trial subscription
after another.
#satirical
20 reads
2 Comments
down2dirt
Poem Published
8th Jul 2021 4:07pm
8th Jul 2021 4:07pm
Lefty-loosey Righty-tighty
#satirical
#funny
66 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
2nd Jul 2021 3:34pm
2nd Jul 2021 3:34pm
Fast And Fabulous
Enjoying your virility for a roadside tease
As we flee, a moment in time just to be free
Just you and me
Retracting the top, music to soothe the mood, turned up
Giving you a taste from my premium oiled butter rum cup
Reverse, Neutral, and now driving back inside
Power stick shift for that ocean front drive
Place me on cruise control for you to enjoy your long stretch of road
Speeding up within the fast lane, passion to be free uncontrolled
An endorphin rush from what I’ve been told
Road is slick, narrow, and now...
As we flee, a moment in time just to be free
Just you and me
Retracting the top, music to soothe the mood, turned up
Giving you a taste from my premium oiled butter rum cup
Reverse, Neutral, and now driving back inside
Power stick shift for that ocean front drive
Place me on cruise control for you to enjoy your long stretch of road
Speeding up within the fast lane, passion to be free uncontrolled
An endorphin rush from what I’ve been told
Road is slick, narrow, and now...
#cars
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
48 reads
22 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
26th Jun 2021 00:01am
26th Jun 2021 00:01am
A Wring, And A Pear
Our mother
Who does art at seven
Mallowed by thy game
Thy ring tone comes
Thy shall'st have fun
On earth, by the River Severn
Give us this day
Our daily words said
And forgive us our faux pas
As we forgive those
That faux pas against us
Lead us not into isolation
And deliver us some weevils
For thine is the string pompom
The flower, and short story
For ever, and never
Ah Bisto!
by Jemia
Who does art at seven
Mallowed by thy game
Thy ring tone comes
Thy shall'st have fun
On earth, by the River Severn
Give us this day
Our daily words said
And forgive us our faux pas
As we forgive those
That faux pas against us
Lead us not into isolation
And deliver us some weevils
For thine is the string pompom
The flower, and short story
For ever, and never
Ah Bisto!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
17 reads
0 Comments
blocat
Poem Published
23rd Jun 2021 7:04pm
23rd Jun 2021 7:04pm
Wild Sex and Weddings
Wild Sex and Weddings
Have you noticed that there's a' spare uncle' in almost every group photo of a sixties or seventies wedding?
He is the little man on the end, grinning inanely into the camera. His jacket cuffs overhang his knuckles and his wrinkled trousers sag over his down-at-heel shoes. A nylon shirt with a fly-away collar and an ill-matched tie usually completes this ensemble. The other guests avoid him like the plague. There’s every chance this epitome of sartorial inelegance was my late Uncle Eddie, bus driver and weekend wedding crasher.
Eddie, a...
Have you noticed that there's a' spare uncle' in almost every group photo of a sixties or seventies wedding?
He is the little man on the end, grinning inanely into the camera. His jacket cuffs overhang his knuckles and his wrinkled trousers sag over his down-at-heel shoes. A nylon shirt with a fly-away collar and an ill-matched tie usually completes this ensemble. The other guests avoid him like the plague. There’s every chance this epitome of sartorial inelegance was my late Uncle Eddie, bus driver and weekend wedding crasher.
Eddie, a...
#satirical
25 reads
4 Comments
Ahavati
Poem Published
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
20th Jun 2021 5:01am
The Miller's Tale ( Pushkin Sonnet )
Young housewives—dark thrills inspire them;
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
but, when pressed for action doth feign
virtue against a parish man,
while bedding a more nobler Cane.
Ye husbands! heed this chronicle!
When deceit doth snake full circle
seeking to utterly deceive,
truth can be too hard to believe.
The poor husband, an innocent,
reputable among town folk,
unwittingly becomes a joke
in the sinner's moral dissent!
The husband prays for a godsend;
The parishioner! He's a...
#secrets
#betrayal
#parody
#satirical
#sonnet
97 reads
22 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
14th Jun 2021 10:01am
14th Jun 2021 10:01am
The Trump Club (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
did you hear what Biden did?
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay...
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay...
#politics
#satirical
#hypocrisy #morality
#hypocrisy #morality
64 reads
10 Comments
Feet-Fanatic
Bumped 13th Jun 2021 8:54pm
14th Jan 2021 9:08pm
14th Jan 2021 9:08pm
Notorious V.A.G. (Vagina)
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about her blossoming petals, so alluring and seductive, exposing that she is but a mere horny hungry meat eater.
The sensual power of her dew flaps are constantly moist, enticing, and always ready to swallow up any Willy, Rod, Dick, or Peter .
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about how a sultry man eater truly can be, and just when...
This is a sexual rap about her blossoming petals, so alluring and seductive, exposing that she is but a mere horny hungry meat eater.
The sensual power of her dew flaps are constantly moist, enticing, and always ready to swallow up any Willy, Rod, Dick, or Peter .
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about how a sultry man eater truly can be, and just when...
#sex
#erotic
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
253 reads
10 Comments
KhaoticKat
Poem Published
12th Jun 2021 2:07pm
12th Jun 2021 2:07pm
Ambiguous
not in anyway gay
but he is certainly queer
yet doubts do remain
but he is certainly queer
yet doubts do remain
#identity
#LGBT
#haiku
#satirical
#frustration
39 reads
2 Comments
APissPoorShaman
Poem Published
11th Jun 2021 8:44am
11th Jun 2021 8:44am
Instant poetry
I gotta tell you
this writing poetry is hard
there's fleas and poop everywhere
and my banana bill is through the roof
cooking and cleaning are driving me mad
not to mention the changing of diapers
all for the Goddess Calliope
I've given up my dream of writing
another War and Peace
or even Jonathon Livingston Seagull
I would have settled for a limerick or two
that weren't about bananas
that's it I'm getting out
for sale 100 monkeys
they know the alphabet
or and least their BANAs with refrain
but I...
this writing poetry is hard
there's fleas and poop everywhere
and my banana bill is through the roof
cooking and cleaning are driving me mad
not to mention the changing of diapers
all for the Goddess Calliope
I've given up my dream of writing
another War and Peace
or even Jonathon Livingston Seagull
I would have settled for a limerick or two
that weren't about bananas
that's it I'm getting out
for sale 100 monkeys
they know the alphabet
or and least their BANAs with refrain
but I...
#satirical
#LifeGoals
#WritingPoetry
42 reads
5 Comments
SukiSpangles
Poem Published
9th Jun 2021 11:09pm
9th Jun 2021 11:09pm
Fulfilment Centre For A Billionaire-Haiku
croesus feels alive
empty man to the vacuum
a hollow rocket..
empty man to the vacuum
a hollow rocket..
#money
#haiku
#satirical
#vanity
#senryu
17 reads
0 Comments
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