Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
24th Feb 2021 00:18am
24th Feb 2021 00:18am
the loyal heckler
said he doubted that he'd write
again that snigger from the back ..
again that snigger from the back ..
#satirical
16 reads
4 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
23rd Feb 2021 00:09am
23rd Feb 2021 00:09am
sigh ..
kept it from friends, as
one does who hopes they
discover your plight
for themselves, and gasp:
"and he never said a word .."
but they don't.
one does who hopes they
discover your plight
for themselves, and gasp:
"and he never said a word .."
but they don't.
#satirical
12 reads
2 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
28th Jan 2021 3:28pm
28th Jan 2021 3:28pm
The First Sign I Laid Eyes On
When I read the sign
that said SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED and
SWIMMING POOLS FILLED with
the words NOT SAME TRUCK, I rolled
my eyes and hoped that is true.
that said SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED and
SWIMMING POOLS FILLED with
the words NOT SAME TRUCK, I rolled
my eyes and hoped that is true.
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#dialogue
#tanka
25 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
27th Jan 2021 11:19am
A Holiday In Hell
God, and Godyssey!!"
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
"Stop fighting!!!"
"We're just about to land."
"Yes mother" said the twins
The mother turned to her partner
"They're just excited, they've never holidayed in Hell before"
"Just hope they use plenty of Factor 80" said the mothers' girlfriend Harlot
"It'll be good for them to see their father again" said Jessabelle
"Have you heard from ol' Nick lately?"
"No, he's been busy working in the Pits"
"And keeps complaining about this 'damn nation'"
"Well, it does seem to be a bit of a hotspot!" said Harlot ...
#parody
#satirical
#funny #surreal
#funny #surreal
19 reads
0 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
23rd Jan 2021 1:21am
23rd Jan 2021 1:21am
the weakly shop
now they're saying shop alone
in the supermarket, but since neither my wife nor I drive how the hell does one carry it home ..
in the supermarket, but since neither my wife nor I drive how the hell does one carry it home ..
#scary
#satirical
37 reads
3 Comments
anna_grin
ilchruthach
ilchruthach
Poem Published
15th Jan 2021 11:20pm
15th Jan 2021 11:20pm
fiddle de dee
i’ve a mind to starve myself to death on your doorstep, but i’ll need three square meals a day to do it. what use is it to protest with a closed mouth? yet it must be shut against the bile that rises. and should you force my mouth to open you may find i will heartily, retchingly consume you to your fingernails, in objection that anyone else should be subject to the taste. however, i find myself unhungry, having eaten well. i have eaten well in preparation to starve myself to death on your doorstep
#satirical
92 reads
Feet-Fanatic
Poem Published
14th Jan 2021 9:08pm
14th Jan 2021 9:08pm
Notorious V.A.G. (Vagina)
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about her blossoming petals, so alluring and seductive, exposing that she is but a mere horny hungry meat eater.
The sensual power of her dew flaps are constantly moist, enticing, and always ready to swallow up any Willy, Rod, Dick, or Peter .
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about how a sultry man eater truly can be, and just when...
This is a sexual rap about her blossoming petals, so alluring and seductive, exposing that she is but a mere horny hungry meat eater.
The sensual power of her dew flaps are constantly moist, enticing, and always ready to swallow up any Willy, Rod, Dick, or Peter .
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about how a sultry man eater truly can be, and just when...
#sex
#erotic
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
144 reads
10 Comments
dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
12th Jan 2021 1:34am
12th Jan 2021 1:34am
no drafts, no guns
don't understand your constitution, except that it's
full of amendments.
now me, I write a thing once ..
full of amendments.
now me, I write a thing once ..
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
47 reads
3 Comments
Feet-Fanatic
Poem Published
7th Jan 2021 10:02pm
7th Jan 2021 10:02pm
Jackass
Jackass the word Police, sirens a blaring Heehaw heehaw heehaw ( sounds of a donkey), policing any heartfelt compliment, looking to add fun.
Nothing more pleasurable then adding praise with a smile from a salvaged old pun, Jackass says he, ''Heehaw heehaw heehaw ways calls me that, ''Hey Jackass''.
Admiration and mad respect accompanied by a quip or recycled joke, best beware of some foolish insulting word policing jealous bloke.
Sirens a blaring Heehaw heehaw heehaw, Jackass says he , heehaw heehaw heehaw ways calls me that,''Hey Jackass''!
Nothing more pleasurable then adding praise with a smile from a salvaged old pun, Jackass says he, ''Heehaw heehaw heehaw ways calls me that, ''Hey Jackass''.
Admiration and mad respect accompanied by a quip or recycled joke, best beware of some foolish insulting word policing jealous bloke.
Sirens a blaring Heehaw heehaw heehaw, Jackass says he , heehaw heehaw heehaw ways calls me that,''Hey Jackass''!
#satirical
#funny
72 reads
missjem56
Poem Published
30th Dec 2020 6:46pm
30th Dec 2020 6:46pm
The Case Of The Pregnant Orange Coloured Pepper
Whilst preparing a veggie Madras
I sliced into an pepper coloured orange
Much to my surprise
I found a baby one inside so strange
Was it impregnated by a Pomegranate?
Maybe romped with a drunken grape?
A virgin birth? for what it's worth
Or a weird destiny, it couldn't escape?
After much ponderation
Of all my first thoughts above
It occurred within my refrigerator
A strange kind of cold love
Obviously the lights were out
It happened in the dark
So it must of been with a mushroom
Or a person, doing it for a lark ...
I sliced into an pepper coloured orange
Much to my surprise
I found a baby one inside so strange
Was it impregnated by a Pomegranate?
Maybe romped with a drunken grape?
A virgin birth? for what it's worth
Or a weird destiny, it couldn't escape?
After much ponderation
Of all my first thoughts above
It occurred within my refrigerator
A strange kind of cold love
Obviously the lights were out
It happened in the dark
So it must of been with a mushroom
Or a person, doing it for a lark ...
#food
#satirical
#funny #mystery
#funny #mystery
40 reads
1 Comment
ReggiePoet
Reggie
Reggie
Poem Published
29th Dec 2020 8:34pm
29th Dec 2020 8:34pm
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
#BDSM
#satirical
#funny
9 reads
3 Comments
archie23
Poem Published
19th Dec 2020 9:51am
19th Dec 2020 9:51am
FISTY THE HO MAN
FISTY THE HO MAN
Fisty the Ho-man
was a whory horrorshow soul
with two button eyes and a nose of coal
and a gloryhole shaped from snow
A thick carrot dangled between his snowy thighs
with another shoved up his frosty butt hole
HO-HO-HO____
MARY KISS MY ASS!!!
Fisty the Ho-man
was a whory horrorshow soul
with two button eyes and a nose of coal
and a gloryhole shaped from snow
A thick carrot dangled between his snowy thighs
with another shoved up his frosty butt hole
HO-HO-HO____
MARY KISS MY ASS!!!
#dark
#Christmas
#parody
#satirical
#funny
58 reads
6 Comments
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