Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
SimpleTon
Poem Published
2nd May 2021 8:17am
2nd May 2021 8:17am
1- Serial killer trivia to make you feel better
Awwww poor little didums you didn't get a birthday party as a child!
Throw a tantrum, scream and stamp your feet right now
Feel like mummy and daddy let you down?
Some poor kids had Pogo the clown also known as John Wayne Gacy
You imagine:
- Ballons
-Presents
-Entertainment
-Silly games
-Cutting the cake
Imagine instead a psychopaths painted face and the lingering odour of dead bodies from beneath the crawl space.
Throw a tantrum, scream and stamp your feet right now
Feel like mummy and daddy let you down?
Some poor kids had Pogo the clown also known as John Wayne Gacy
You imagine:
- Ballons
-Presents
-Entertainment
-Silly games
-Cutting the cake
Imagine instead a psychopaths painted face and the lingering odour of dead bodies from beneath the crawl space.
#dark
#violence
#satirical
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Overflowing
Poem Published
23rd Apr 2021 9:00am
23rd Apr 2021 9:00am
I have a follower now
I have a follower now
I am stoked
One more than I ever had hoped
Now watch my hungry ego
catch another amigo
Who will it be? I ponder
Sahrah, Karl or Jack?
Or even all of them? I wonder.
I started out without a worry
but then anxiety hit my gut
I simply wrote what's on my mind
and didn't give a fuck
about who liked or didn't liked my verse.
Unknown territory I must now traverse
Social media, the game is called
I'm stressing out, going bald
Because with some horrible bad luck
I could lose the...
I am stoked
One more than I ever had hoped
Now watch my hungry ego
catch another amigo
Who will it be? I ponder
Sahrah, Karl or Jack?
Or even all of them? I wonder.
I started out without a worry
but then anxiety hit my gut
I simply wrote what's on my mind
and didn't give a fuck
about who liked or didn't liked my verse.
Unknown territory I must now traverse
Social media, the game is called
I'm stressing out, going bald
Because with some horrible bad luck
I could lose the...
#satirical
#funny
24 reads
1 Comment
BigVirge
Big Virge
Big Virge
Poem Published
16th Apr 2021 11:05pm
16th Apr 2021 11:05pm
“Comedic To Me” ... A Poem written By Big Virge 12/9/2020
Now I Know Folks Are Saying ...
That Black Lives Now Matter ... !!!
But How Can This Be ...
When This Only Happens ...
Once Black Peoples Lives ...
Are Flushed Down The Crapper ... ?!?
NOT FUNNY I KNOW ... !!!
But You Must See The JOKE ... !!!
Cos’ When Our Lives Are CHOKED ...
Is When We MATTER To Folks ... ?!?
Now Black Comedic Folks ...
Who Call Britain Their Home ...
CAN'T Even Get Shows ...
Unless They’re ALONE ...
WITHOUT Brothas' In Tow ... !!!
And Comedic...
That Black Lives Now Matter ... !!!
But How Can This Be ...
When This Only Happens ...
Once Black Peoples Lives ...
Are Flushed Down The Crapper ... ?!?
NOT FUNNY I KNOW ... !!!
But You Must See The JOKE ... !!!
Cos’ When Our Lives Are CHOKED ...
Is When We MATTER To Folks ... ?!?
Now Black Comedic Folks ...
Who Call Britain Their Home ...
CAN'T Even Get Shows ...
Unless They’re ALONE ...
WITHOUT Brothas' In Tow ... !!!
And Comedic...
#dark
#satirical
#humankind
#racism
#inequality
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SukiSpangles
Poem Published
9th Apr 2021 3:32pm
9th Apr 2021 3:32pm
Breaking News
so although he will not receive a telegram from the queen for reaching 100..
in 1988 the prince said this
“In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”
time to put three masks on your face..
let the sycophantic poetry/tv news begin..
tributes will pour in..
in 1988 the prince said this
“In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”
time to put three masks on your face..
let the sycophantic poetry/tv news begin..
tributes will pour in..
#power
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#humankind
44 reads
1 Comment
SatInUGal
Kumar
Kumar
Poem Published
5th Apr 2021 3:34am
5th Apr 2021 3:34am
KITTIES
Kitties are the cutest scourge
To ever hit the earth
So scorned that stopping a cat
From becoming a parent
= getting it “fixed”
A group of them
Is called a litter
Which also means trash
Or place that cats poop
Few domesticated critters
Are easier to lose
In couch cushions
And laundry loads
Kitties have it hard
Seriously you want
To bring one of these
Peeping pestilences
Into our house?
To ever hit the earth
So scorned that stopping a cat
From becoming a parent
= getting it “fixed”
A group of them
Is called a litter
Which also means trash
Or place that cats poop
Few domesticated critters
Are easier to lose
In couch cushions
And laundry loads
Kitties have it hard
Seriously you want
To bring one of these
Peeping pestilences
Into our house?
#cats
#satirical
#NaPoWriMo2021
53 reads
3 Comments
SukiSpangles
Poem Published
4th Apr 2021 9:50am
4th Apr 2021 9:50am
A Crap Songwriter From A Parallel Earth Writes A Crap Song About A Parallel Earth
i am a labrador sell-out superstar with fourteen human pets
how cute their innocent batty eyelashy oval eyes are
as they joyously throw me fetched twigs
honestly i am humbled at their purposeful puppy loyalty
just look how besottedly these beasts gaze down at me
so no i could never lick them out my palatial marble kennel
the hu-rights beagles would smoke my head for experiments
and oftentimes i wonder do furry reprobates like me
ever deserve to own such sensitive two-legged creatures..
sometimes when i bark they seem so prescient
are the...
how cute their innocent batty eyelashy oval eyes are
as they joyously throw me fetched twigs
honestly i am humbled at their purposeful puppy loyalty
just look how besottedly these beasts gaze down at me
so no i could never lick them out my palatial marble kennel
the hu-rights beagles would smoke my head for experiments
and oftentimes i wonder do furry reprobates like me
ever deserve to own such sensitive two-legged creatures..
sometimes when i bark they seem so prescient
are the...
#dogs
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#scifi
45 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
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$29.00 USD
I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
#parody
#satirical
#vanity
108 reads
14 Comments
FATBOY300PLUS
Poem Published
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
Lost In Translation
Men and women
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
#satirical
#dialogue
#PowerOfWords
67 reads
6 Comments
Baredsoul
Poem Published
6th Mar 2021 00:40am
6th Mar 2021 00:40am
The Shot
Thought you were hot
So I took a shot
I went down in flames
I have only myself to blame
I was punching above my class
You’ve rolled the dice
Once or twice
Why not take that chance on me
Come on babe don’t be mad
I promise it won’t be that bad
After all, we all look the same in the dark
So I took a shot
I went down in flames
I have only myself to blame
I was punching above my class
You’ve rolled the dice
Once or twice
Why not take that chance on me
Come on babe don’t be mad
I promise it won’t be that bad
After all, we all look the same in the dark
#satirical
#funny
113 reads
6 Comments
RiAN
Poem Published
4th Mar 2021 10:53am
4th Mar 2021 10:53am
dont call us we will call you
Enough
bongos
maracas
are shaken
endless snakes
rattle beats
per second
blasting
in my ears
please hold the line
disco that once made it
I heard it now
yes I know
that video killed
a radiostar
please hold the line
and be aware
this phone call
is recorded
press 1 to agree
press 9
hold the line
please
play it backwards
Caribbean images
sail through eons
of waiting
in my ears
blasting
per seconds ...
bongos
maracas
are shaken
endless snakes
rattle beats
per second
blasting
in my ears
please hold the line
disco that once made it
I heard it now
yes I know
that video killed
a radiostar
please hold the line
and be aware
this phone call
is recorded
press 1 to agree
press 9
hold the line
please
play it backwards
Caribbean images
sail through eons
of waiting
in my ears
blasting
per seconds ...
#satirical
#consumerism
74 reads
4 Comments
slipalong
Poem Published
1st Mar 2021 10:04am
1st Mar 2021 10:04am
Healing precipitation
Am I the tangle blown?
gusted, tumbling into the great unknown.
My anchor drags
and doubts do spawn.
A grappling hook
its barb and claw.
An image on the scanner drawn.
To calculate, find each natures law
the excess that will always multiply.
Where are the constants? pride
strode righteousness; how not to be its pawn.
The strength to regulate a move
as cast unfolds upon the potters wheel.
Entity, it shook my hand
maleficent, never knowing where to draw the line.
Poof; I felt a wind sublime.
A cornball magnet...
gusted, tumbling into the great unknown.
My anchor drags
and doubts do spawn.
A grappling hook
its barb and claw.
An image on the scanner drawn.
To calculate, find each natures law
the excess that will always multiply.
Where are the constants? pride
strode righteousness; how not to be its pawn.
The strength to regulate a move
as cast unfolds upon the potters wheel.
Entity, it shook my hand
maleficent, never knowing where to draw the line.
Poof; I felt a wind sublime.
A cornball magnet...
#spiritual
#satirical
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dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
24th Feb 2021 00:18am
24th Feb 2021 00:18am
the loyal heckler
said he doubted that he'd write
again that snigger from the back ..
again that snigger from the back ..
#satirical
47 reads
4 Comments
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