Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
missjem56
Poem Published
Today 10:03pm
Today 10:03pm
Ethereal Meal
Not sure
On what to breakfast on
Pixie on toast?
Fairy roast
Or
A dragons fart
Sand-witch
With an elfine dressing? (optional)
by Jemia
On what to breakfast on
Pixie on toast?
Fairy roast
Or
A dragons fart
Sand-witch
With an elfine dressing? (optional)
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#surreal
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APissPoorShaman
Ryszard
Ryszard
Poem Published
Yesterday 2:26am
Yesterday 2:26am
Detachable Penis
The first time I saw her
it was electrifying.
No really, I was rewiring a toaster.
With passion I wooed her,
with ardor I pursued her,
she was perfect,
ravishing looks with dips and bumps
in all the right places.
I wanted her on my arm,
to be seen in all the right places.
I needed a hostess,
chic parties,
and all the right people.
Connections grew by leaps and bounds
but still I fooled around.
She had a job to do,
I used her and she knew it,
and then I grew tire and said get the hell out. ...
it was electrifying.
No really, I was rewiring a toaster.
With passion I wooed her,
with ardor I pursued her,
she was perfect,
ravishing looks with dips and bumps
in all the right places.
I wanted her on my arm,
to be seen in all the right places.
I needed a hostess,
chic parties,
and all the right people.
Connections grew by leaps and bounds
but still I fooled around.
She had a job to do,
I used her and she knew it,
and then I grew tire and said get the hell out. ...
#satirical
#revenge
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
19th Sep 2022 4:00pm
19th Sep 2022 4:00pm
Near The One Big House
A friend made a goof
by giving someone a lift
near the one big house.
by giving someone a lift
near the one big house.
#haiku
#fiction
#satirical
#dialogue
#prison
24 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
19th Sep 2022 2:44pm
19th Sep 2022 2:44pm
Q
When is a queue
A proper queue
When it's a QEII
Queenish queue?
Or a snooker cue
And that's an entirely
Different type of cue
To queue for
I haven't a clue
About a cue
Due
To encourage you
To act
Or overact
Cue for a queue
For a cue
Haven't a clue
In 2022
Have you?
by Jemia
A proper queue
When it's a QEII
Queenish queue?
Or a snooker cue
And that's an entirely
Different type of cue
To queue for
I haven't a clue
About a cue
Due
To encourage you
To act
Or overact
Cue for a queue
For a cue
Haven't a clue
In 2022
Have you?
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
43 reads
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SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
15th Sep 2022 4:23pm
15th Sep 2022 4:23pm
Mm... Cum And Cream Me Baby
#erotic
#satirical
#sensual
#passion
#seductive
275 reads
12 Comments
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
13th Sep 2022 12:46pm
13th Sep 2022 12:46pm
The Firm
Presided over nature tamed
and kept within its ken.
A stone’s throw from Hyde Park,
a long approach, and barriers assumed
as much as planted in the ground.
And what was it she came to figurehead?
A ratfish nest of racial purity,
sexual perversion, egotistical
ravings of men in tailcoats,
and gussied blandishments of wives.
and kept within its ken.
A stone’s throw from Hyde Park,
a long approach, and barriers assumed
as much as planted in the ground.
And what was it she came to figurehead?
A ratfish nest of racial purity,
sexual perversion, egotistical
ravings of men in tailcoats,
and gussied blandishments of wives.
#grief
#satirical
#PopCulture #Britain
#PopCulture #Britain
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1 Comment
allyfaye
Poem Published
5th Sep 2022 2:18am
5th Sep 2022 2:18am
Why I Left
I can't be serious
when everything's on fire.
Disturbing the peace
sitting in my living room.
Looking out the window,
turning on the TV,
spying on the screen of my phone,
still more flames
melting reality.
A sentence, a word, a picture,
intent and accident.
Nothing is left now
but ashes and hot plastic.
I can wish and hope for
things to have been different
but sitting around watching
the end doesn't make it so.
I am always serious
when it comes to laughing
at the misfortune of...
when everything's on fire.
Disturbing the peace
sitting in my living room.
Looking out the window,
turning on the TV,
spying on the screen of my phone,
still more flames
melting reality.
A sentence, a word, a picture,
intent and accident.
Nothing is left now
but ashes and hot plastic.
I can wish and hope for
things to have been different
but sitting around watching
the end doesn't make it so.
I am always serious
when it comes to laughing
at the misfortune of...
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
76 reads
2 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
4th Sep 2022 7:47pm
4th Sep 2022 7:47pm
Barking Mad?
Just listening
To Radio Four
The announcer said
"Time for a little
Bach!"
Yet i heard
No puppies
Yelp !!
Just music
by Jemia
To Radio Four
The announcer said
"Time for a little
Bach!"
Yet i heard
No puppies
Yelp !!
Just music
by Jemia
#dogs
#music
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
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1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
25th Aug 2022 7:06pm
25th Aug 2022 7:06pm
All About Toby
Wherefore art though?"
I have no idea
I'm guessing
We're characters
In another bloody Shakespeare play
Again!
No way!
Way!
Oh yaye
Verily
"To be, or not......"
Not what?
What?
What, not?
Dunno
Something, about someone
Called Toby
Toby? Or maybe not Toby?
Probably much ado, about nothing!
Fin!
by Jemia
I have no idea
I'm guessing
We're characters
In another bloody Shakespeare play
Again!
No way!
Way!
Oh yaye
Verily
"To be, or not......"
Not what?
What?
What, not?
Dunno
Something, about someone
Called Toby
Toby? Or maybe not Toby?
Probably much ado, about nothing!
Fin!
by Jemia
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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Deathkitty_134
Khach0
Khach0
Poem Published
20th Aug 2022 2:53pm
20th Aug 2022 2:53pm
Dr. Suss
I will not wear your muzzled mask
I will not line up for your jabs
I will not stand six feet apart
I would not do that from the start
I do not fear your covid lies
I will not breathe your chemtrailed skies
I'm drink water through a filter
distil your truths I find off kilter
I will not silence common law
I will not, will not, to my core
I will not give my child to school
I will not live by Deep State rule
I will not microwave my brain
I will not board your 5G train
I will not swab my nose and throat
I will...
I will not line up for your jabs
I will not stand six feet apart
I would not do that from the start
I do not fear your covid lies
I will not breathe your chemtrailed skies
I'm drink water through a filter
distil your truths I find off kilter
I will not silence common law
I will not, will not, to my core
I will not give my child to school
I will not live by Deep State rule
I will not microwave my brain
I will not board your 5G train
I will not swab my nose and throat
I will...
#parody
#satirical
#DrSeuss
93 reads
missjem56
Poem Published
16th Aug 2022 10:37pm
16th Aug 2022 10:37pm
Being Bare, The Naked Truth
went to my second life modelling of today,
felt tired,
but it went really well,
and i was applauded at the end,
which was kind of surreal,
being applauded for being naked for 2 hours,
but it seems that its not what you naked,
it's how you do naked! lol!lol again!
it's ironic,
that ive had over a hundred jobs in my life,
and that i should be successful at being naked,
i blame it on being born,
i'm simply reverting to my birth,
but without nappies
(that would be a little weird!)
Jemia 😅😏
felt tired,
but it went really well,
and i was applauded at the end,
which was kind of surreal,
being applauded for being naked for 2 hours,
but it seems that its not what you naked,
it's how you do naked! lol!lol again!
it's ironic,
that ive had over a hundred jobs in my life,
and that i should be successful at being naked,
i blame it on being born,
i'm simply reverting to my birth,
but without nappies
(that would be a little weird!)
Jemia 😅😏
#satirical
#LifeAsAWriter
#art
49 reads
4 Comments
Abracadabra
Poem Published
13th Aug 2022 10:29pm
13th Aug 2022 10:29pm
Bitch on the Bridge
I lose track
of all your memories
like shadow souls
they sail away
I journey back
to where we started
on that fateful
summer's day
Up on the bridge
across the river
I held you close
and kissed your lips
And as we gazed
into the sunset
you jumped on to
a passing ship
How I wish
that I'd gone with you
holding hands
to land on deck
But when a sailor
broke your fall
you smiled
and grabbed him
round the neck
Now...
of all your memories
like shadow souls
they sail away
I journey back
to where we started
on that fateful
summer's day
Up on the bridge
across the river
I held you close
and kissed your lips
And as we gazed
into the sunset
you jumped on to
a passing ship
How I wish
that I'd gone with you
holding hands
to land on deck
But when a sailor
broke your fall
you smiled
and grabbed him
round the neck
Now...
#love
#rejection
#heartbroken
#breakup
#satirical
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