Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
Madcinder
Poem Published
24th Nov 2021 12:47pm
24th Nov 2021 12:47pm
My Name Is Mudd
I have got no grace.
And I’ve got no wife.
It’s just me in space.
It’s just my way of life.
I’m just letting loose.
It’s what I live for.
I do what I choose.
Just call me Harcourt.
You know me.
You’ve heard my name.
I never do anything I should.
So show me.
How to play the game.
I am the king, my name is Mudd.
And that’s my fame.
Born for the cosmos.
I’ll take it all.
Each star a new host.
I’m having a ball.
Go ahead, say it.
I’m dashing, lass.
Got to respect. ...
And I’ve got no wife.
It’s just me in space.
It’s just my way of life.
I’m just letting loose.
It’s what I live for.
I do what I choose.
Just call me Harcourt.
You know me.
You’ve heard my name.
I never do anything I should.
So show me.
How to play the game.
I am the king, my name is Mudd.
And that’s my fame.
Born for the cosmos.
I’ll take it all.
Each star a new host.
I’m having a ball.
Go ahead, say it.
I’m dashing, lass.
Got to respect. ...
#lyrics
#satirical
#scifi
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SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
Mm.. The Prince Is Having A Ball…
#erotic
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
89 reads
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Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
13th Nov 2021 5:52pm
13th Nov 2021 5:52pm
Being meek just reeks
There's a certain point
when being meek just reeks
and you're no longer weak
clasping a bright shining sword
raised as a warning and ward
you draw a line in the sand
[shag carpet actually]
and you finally make a stand
this living room is your land
and encompasses all
including the settee and couch
begone you four legged slouch
don't you growl you grouch
I will fight for what is mine
and sit on the couch to dine
sipping a lovely red wine
WITHOUT any begging canines
when being meek just reeks
and you're no longer weak
clasping a bright shining sword
raised as a warning and ward
you draw a line in the sand
[shag carpet actually]
and you finally make a stand
this living room is your land
and encompasses all
including the settee and couch
begone you four legged slouch
don't you growl you grouch
I will fight for what is mine
and sit on the couch to dine
sipping a lovely red wine
WITHOUT any begging canines
#strength
#animals
#satirical
#LifeChangingMoment
#SelfWorth
51 reads
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WilliamEdwardNight
Poem Published
12th Nov 2021 9:54pm
12th Nov 2021 9:54pm
How To Mac On A Famous Hollywood Person
Use vogue magazine
Remember that they are people
Show then your poker face
Give them what they want
Don’t forget to shave
If I was to mention a name
Take them to the opera house
Make them realize your human
Don’t network and they will love you but you will go no where in life
Dress appropriately
If you get to walk the red carpet with them then you know they like you
Don’t let them take you to the pappy show if you’re a poet
Remember that they are people
Show then your poker face
Give them what they want
Don’t forget to shave
If I was to mention a name
Take them to the opera house
Make them realize your human
Don’t network and they will love you but you will go no where in life
Dress appropriately
If you get to walk the red carpet with them then you know they like you
Don’t let them take you to the pappy show if you’re a poet
#satirical
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Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
31st Oct 2021 7:43pm
31st Oct 2021 7:43pm
Writing poetry
Inspiration is two day old perspiration fighting for the rhyme trapped by time in the prison of the mind.
Follow me for more recipes on how to go slowly insane [just kidding, I think].
Follow me for more recipes on how to go slowly insane [just kidding, I think].
#satirical
#TruthOfLife
#MyInspiration
72 reads
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Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
20th Oct 2021 4:40pm
20th Oct 2021 4:40pm
Money can't buy ...
Oh, go shove your uppity airs
I know you like my derriere
and truth be told it is quite fair
but only made for sitting in chairs
so when you asked me out
I had no idea you were such a lout
since when has a simple date
ever remotely implied we mate
money can't buy you love
but in this case you get a glove
that you can use all on your own
because tonight you'll be all alone
don't bother calling, I'll abstain
no matter how much you complain
but there is a chance that I'll relent ...
I know you like my derriere
and truth be told it is quite fair
but only made for sitting in chairs
so when you asked me out
I had no idea you were such a lout
since when has a simple date
ever remotely implied we mate
money can't buy you love
but in this case you get a glove
that you can use all on your own
because tonight you'll be all alone
don't bother calling, I'll abstain
no matter how much you complain
but there is a chance that I'll relent ...
#rhyming
#satirical
#temptation #obsession
#temptation #obsession
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Heart_of_Stone
Poem Published
11th Oct 2021 7:39am
11th Oct 2021 7:39am
The day I destroyed creation
-The day I destroyed creation began just like any day. Waking blurry eyed, shuffling to the coffee maker, kicking the bookcase in the hall, cursing sore toes. Just like any day, there is tedium imbuing infinity and a calm boring sameness. But being an angel is still better than being dead [kind of funny me being a good Indian and all].
-Anyway, it wasn't my fault, maybe too many plugs in the outlet, a simple spark and swoosh [and why would God not have flame-proof drapes]. So, uh, oops, sorry, that was the room I left creation in. Total loss, my bad. Odd that I never knew creation...
-Anyway, it wasn't my fault, maybe too many plugs in the outlet, a simple spark and swoosh [and why would God not have flame-proof drapes]. So, uh, oops, sorry, that was the room I left creation in. Total loss, my bad. Odd that I never knew creation...
#fire
#angels
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
73 reads
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dartford
Paul S...
Paul S...
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2021 00:31am
2nd Oct 2021 00:31am
peruses the shelves
reading poetry, it’s not just
the words it’s the rhythm; although for some, certainly, it’s all about themselves
the words it’s the rhythm; although for some, certainly, it’s all about themselves
#satirical
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Bluevelvete
Poem Published
1st Oct 2021 10:56pm
1st Oct 2021 10:56pm
Isn't it ironic... don't you think?
O' flare this road rage
Me— swearing like a sailor
Blind, to my own... blinks
Me— swearing like a sailor
Blind, to my own... blinks
#anger
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#senryu
112 reads
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Sonneteer
L Robinson
L Robinson
Poem Published
29th Sep 2021 9:49pm
29th Sep 2021 9:49pm
Experience Learned Late
Last trace of youth was pale and stale, now spent;
it ended in a futile blaze of rage
which proved the leading actor was not sage
(he nonetheless refuses to repent).
Emotions ran above the proof percent
at which they burn, with matches strewn onstage,
a conflagration started in his cage;
most comical, with tragical intent.
Self-irony aside, the time knew strife
the culmination of a squandered life.
That indignation, ire, without locus
must be swapped with age for anger’s focus
without suppressing leanings of the heart
...
it ended in a futile blaze of rage
which proved the leading actor was not sage
(he nonetheless refuses to repent).
Emotions ran above the proof percent
at which they burn, with matches strewn onstage,
a conflagration started in his cage;
most comical, with tragical intent.
Self-irony aside, the time knew strife
the culmination of a squandered life.
That indignation, ire, without locus
must be swapped with age for anger’s focus
without suppressing leanings of the heart
...
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
56 reads
1 Comment
TheFutureEmbrace
Poem Published
29th Sep 2021 1:32pm
29th Sep 2021 1:32pm
Untitled
My favourite poem, called 'Gone'
About a girl, I had lost
Now it has disappeared too.
Is that irony,
or coincidence?
About a girl, I had lost
Now it has disappeared too.
Is that irony,
or coincidence?
#satirical
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takis1917
Bumped 27th Sep 2021 7:40am
18th Mar 2018 12:34pm
18th Mar 2018 12:34pm
Untimely Question
will we ever learn...
time can tell and time will tell
when time learns to speak
time can tell and time will tell
when time learns to speak
#haiku
#satirical
#funny
446 reads
4 Comments
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