Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
missjem56
Poem Published
Today 3:16am
Today 3:16am
Night Of The Living Wobble!
It was once said
That Weevils wobble
But they don't fall down
I used to be a Weevil
Now i'm just a wobble
"Remember you're a wobble
Like a womble
Only different....
by Jemia
That Weevils wobble
But they don't fall down
I used to be a Weevil
Now i'm just a wobble
"Remember you're a wobble
Like a womble
Only different....
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
#surreal
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
Yesterday 10:42am
Yesterday 10:42am
Choose your favorite dumpster
Forget the funeral
Place the body in a dumpster
Saves you money
I chose the dumpsters behind Old Navy & Michael's
Most of their garbage is fabrics, soft materials and other plush & cozy things
I want my family member to have a relaxing stay inside one of these dumpsters
I'm always thinking of everyone but myself
You won't have to see all those relatives that you hate
You won't have to fake being upset
Let the public sanitation engineers worry about it
You've got it hard enough
Besides, who needs all that strenuous bullshit ...
Place the body in a dumpster
Saves you money
I chose the dumpsters behind Old Navy & Michael's
Most of their garbage is fabrics, soft materials and other plush & cozy things
I want my family member to have a relaxing stay inside one of these dumpsters
I'm always thinking of everyone but myself
You won't have to see all those relatives that you hate
You won't have to fake being upset
Let the public sanitation engineers worry about it
You've got it hard enough
Besides, who needs all that strenuous bullshit ...
#death
#family
#funeral #satirical
#funeral #satirical
33 reads
3 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
11th Dec 2024 9:24pm
Never Trust The Giants
I was strangled at birth
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
Luckily
A woman released me
From the stranglehold
From the very threads of life
That had kept me alive
For nine glorious months
Within my womb with a view
Full board, and lodging
Live-in-all-found
All for free!
It was great
Until the day of eviction
Not only was i forcibly ejected
But i was almost strangled
As i left my demi paradise
That lay within a deep cave
Within a dark forest
So this is why i screamed
Not because of the woman
That was dragging me out
But...
#LifeChangingMoment
#LifeCycle
#parody
#philosophical
#satirical
27 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
11th Dec 2024 9:01pm
Jean Genie
I
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
once
discovered
Levi's
growing
in
a
pond!
A
jeanetic
pool?
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
26 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
9th Dec 2024 11:40pm
9th Dec 2024 11:40pm
There's No Ink In My Sword
It has oft been said
That
Words are mightier
Than the sword
As much as i love words
If i'm face to face
With an armed assassin type
I know which weapon of choice
I'd opt for is
The sword!
I love that it's an anagram
Of words!
And much sharper..
by Jemia
That
Words are mightier
Than the sword
As much as i love words
If i'm face to face
With an armed assassin type
I know which weapon of choice
I'd opt for is
The sword!
I love that it's an anagram
Of words!
And much sharper..
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#satirical
22 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
9th Dec 2024 8:45pm
9th Dec 2024 8:45pm
Got Beer?
In 2010 Lance Lyde threw a giant party to mark his tenth anniversary as a master brewer. In the middle of the celebration, Lyde took a dive into a giant vat of beer. Friends and relatives at the party were unable to pull him out. He drowned in his own brew.
#alcohol
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
#ShortStory
62 reads
13 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
5th Dec 2024 4:12am
5th Dec 2024 4:12am
Leaky Paper Bedmates!
If
my
bedtime
lover
Is
my
writing
pad
Then
my
pen
Is
my
leaky
condom?
by Jemia
my
bedtime
lover
Is
my
writing
pad
Then
my
pen
Is
my
leaky
condom?
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #WritingPoetry
#satirical #WritingPoetry
36 reads
1 Comment
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 11:36pm
3rd Dec 2024 11:36pm
Multi Story Far Lark, Scrambled!
I am many things
I can multi task
At the drop of a pin
Not only pick up the proverbial pin
But scold the careless person
Who dropped the pin that didn't actually exist!
Dropping pins willy-nilly
I can write stuff, and do art
I can dance, like a bakewell tart
I can work as a team
Useful perhaps in a menage a troix!
I can paint the entirety of a house
And plant a myriad trees
Dance like a butterfly
A bit nervous around bees
I am the missing spoke
Of a bicycle wheel
Useful to be, if this was for real
I am...
I can multi task
At the drop of a pin
Not only pick up the proverbial pin
But scold the careless person
Who dropped the pin that didn't actually exist!
Dropping pins willy-nilly
I can write stuff, and do art
I can dance, like a bakewell tart
I can work as a team
Useful perhaps in a menage a troix!
I can paint the entirety of a house
And plant a myriad trees
Dance like a butterfly
A bit nervous around bees
I am the missing spoke
Of a bicycle wheel
Useful to be, if this was for real
I am...
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
43 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 2:32am
3rd Dec 2024 2:32am
Pi In The Sky
I
don't understand
Why people pay
for sky
on their tv
When
all they have to do
Is look up,
from their windows
And there's loads of it
for free!!!
by Jemia
don't understand
Why people pay
for sky
on their tv
When
all they have to do
Is look up,
from their windows
And there's loads of it
for free!!!
by Jemia
#philosophical
#satirical
#sky
29 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Dec 2024 1:21am
3rd Dec 2024 1:21am
Happy Families
Christmas
for
feuding
At
old
dislikes
lain
brooding
Kin
dread
fiasco
by Jemia
for
feuding
At
old
dislikes
lain
brooding
Kin
dread
fiasco
by Jemia
#Christmas
#family
#LifeStruggles #satirical
#LifeStruggles #satirical
32 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 9:25pm
1st Dec 2024 9:25pm
All Steamed Up!
i went round
to see
this woman
called Polly
the other day,
to join her
for a cuppa.
although
she was happy
to put the kettle on,
she
point blank refused
to
take it off again,
so i left!
by Jemia
to see
this woman
called Polly
the other day,
to join her
for a cuppa.
although
she was happy
to put the kettle on,
she
point blank refused
to
take it off again,
so i left!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical #tea
#satirical #tea
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0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
65 reads
7 Comments
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