Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
SukiSpangles
Poem Published
8th Aug 2020 1:33pm
8th Aug 2020 1:33pm
U.S. Election: Who to Vote for Conundrum Solved
hate china more – vote republican
hate russia more – vote democrat
hate russia more – vote democrat
#politics
#parody
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
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wallyroo92
Poem Published
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
5th Aug 2020 4:14pm
Let Me Speak to Your Manager
#anger
#satirical
41 reads
3 Comments
wallyroo92
Poem Published
5th Aug 2020 00:36am
5th Aug 2020 00:36am
Capitalism Baby
This year I’m going to vote Republican
So I can bring my family closer
That party has so many kind values
Not like those other posers
Who needs scientific facts?
I can trust my cult preacher
And fearless leader is so very, very, very, smart
It’s beautiful
He’s a good public speecher
Sure they’ll take many benefits away
But hey! It’s capitalism baby
We’ll figure a way out of this pandemic
I’m sure we’ll survive…maybe
So I can bring my family closer
That party has so many kind values
Not like those other posers
Who needs scientific facts?
I can trust my cult preacher
And fearless leader is so very, very, very, smart
It’s beautiful
He’s a good public speecher
Sure they’ll take many benefits away
But hey! It’s capitalism baby
We’ll figure a way out of this pandemic
I’m sure we’ll survive…maybe
#anxiety
#dark
#evil #satirical
#evil #satirical
54 reads
3 Comments
SukiSpangles
Poem Published
26th Jul 2020 11:48am
26th Jul 2020 11:48am
You Say Oprah
She asked me if I like opera,
I replied, I prefer post rock ambient electronica.
No! she shrieked, I mean Op-rah, not opera!
You know, the world's biggest celebrity of America?
Op-rah who? I enquired
Oprah who? OPRAH! OPRAH Winfrey?!
Oh. Pee. Arrhh. Ehh. Aitch. Oprah!
Wow, you really think
when people say Oprah, they actually mean..op-e-ra?
Well, it was nice meeting you..
So umm..I must be going..
She waved her arm around the mezzanine lounge,
Taking in the other waiting omega male dating clowns.
I nodded,
Her eyes...
I replied, I prefer post rock ambient electronica.
No! she shrieked, I mean Op-rah, not opera!
You know, the world's biggest celebrity of America?
Op-rah who? I enquired
Oprah who? OPRAH! OPRAH Winfrey?!
Oh. Pee. Arrhh. Ehh. Aitch. Oprah!
Wow, you really think
when people say Oprah, they actually mean..op-e-ra?
Well, it was nice meeting you..
So umm..I must be going..
She waved her arm around the mezzanine lounge,
Taking in the other waiting omega male dating clowns.
I nodded,
Her eyes...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
#PopCulture
#dating
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SukiSpangles
Poem Published
19th Jul 2020 11:11am
19th Jul 2020 11:11am
Black Sky Infinity
mister president the latest figures remain concerning
q-e vacuumed to the black sky infinity
our trade deficit hollowing out and deepening
unemployment rolls accompanying
these inverted curves certainly are hurting and yes sir
very challenging militarily economically strategically..
..and tactically general but we must not lose our nerve
so offer me good news so i may face them down with great news
this crisis stretch must be recognised less for doing terrible things
reframing the reality they are living in is now essential
general as...
q-e vacuumed to the black sky infinity
our trade deficit hollowing out and deepening
unemployment rolls accompanying
these inverted curves certainly are hurting and yes sir
very challenging militarily economically strategically..
..and tactically general but we must not lose our nerve
so offer me good news so i may face them down with great news
this crisis stretch must be recognised less for doing terrible things
reframing the reality they are living in is now essential
general as...
#politics
#satirical
#pandemic
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SilverBeaver_42
Poem Published
13th Jul 2020 3:02am
13th Jul 2020 3:02am
GO USA
We’re #1
Can’t be #2
I’m gonna cough all over you!
Can’t be #2
I’m gonna cough all over you!
#politics
#motivational
#satirical
#apathy
#pandemic
57 reads
2 Comments
Ammo_Night
Poem Published
6th Jul 2020 1:24pm
6th Jul 2020 1:24pm
Mr Selfish
There's a lot of love in this world
There's a lot of love in this world
But its not for you, no it's not for you
There's a lot of love in this world
There's a lot of love in this world
But its not for you, no it's not for you
I don't wanna spend every day in this room
That's not how intended to live my life
Spending everyday watching Television
Until my mind implodes
I want everything, you want everything
They want everything, we want everything
But we can't afford it.
I want everything, you want everything ...
There's a lot of love in this world
But its not for you, no it's not for you
There's a lot of love in this world
There's a lot of love in this world
But its not for you, no it's not for you
I don't wanna spend every day in this room
That's not how intended to live my life
Spending everyday watching Television
Until my mind implodes
I want everything, you want everything
They want everything, we want everything
But we can't afford it.
I want everything, you want everything ...
#parody
#satirical
80 reads
Eerie
Poem Published
24th Jun 2020 1:36am
24th Jun 2020 1:36am
Luck? LOL never
..and so, I sit here one
year later
all pins and needles, vomit
and nerves
wondering how the
rest of my life is
going to play out
because, you know, I
couldn’t catch a
break if
it walked in, slapped
my ass and
poured a
drink.
year later
all pins and needles, vomit
and nerves
wondering how the
rest of my life is
going to play out
because, you know, I
couldn’t catch a
break if
it walked in, slapped
my ass and
poured a
drink.
#satirical
#illness
#myself
85 reads
13 Comments
aladinson75
Poem Published
11th Jun 2020 2:35pm
11th Jun 2020 2:35pm
Heaven Sent ( Ex Girlfriend's Daughter)
She is an Angel ,
Angel sent from heaven
Her smile shows beauty
Beauty like Mona Lisa
Her beauty tend to shine
Shine on the mountain ,
Moon never beams ,
Without bring me
Beautiful Angel
Like sun shine
Sending its beams
Where everyone share and ,
Clearing all eyes
Make them seen hidden
Things that may guide ,
Guide to the right path
Her quietness speaks
She can't speak but listen
When swing her , staring
Like she wants speak to me
Maybe wonder what ,
Kind of Dad...
Angel sent from heaven
Her smile shows beauty
Beauty like Mona Lisa
Her beauty tend to shine
Shine on the mountain ,
Moon never beams ,
Without bring me
Beautiful Angel
Like sun shine
Sending its beams
Where everyone share and ,
Clearing all eyes
Make them seen hidden
Things that may guide ,
Guide to the right path
Her quietness speaks
She can't speak but listen
When swing her , staring
Like she wants speak to me
Maybe wonder what ,
Kind of Dad...
#motivational
#satirical
#tragedy
#heroic
#wisdom
108 reads
7 Comments
dkzksaxxas_DanielX
Poem Published
9th Jun 2020 7:03pm
9th Jun 2020 7:03pm
Yo Honey. Come Stroke My Petard
in this land of
blind deaf dumb
resources, everybody
gonna lose a limb
every now & then
or maybe a cop will
perch on yr windpipe
'til it won't suck the
wind anymore
Or perhaps get shot
by some imbecile
white crackers while
out for a run
whatever......
life is a dead-end, no
matter who accosts
you (or who you accost)
gotta take yr chances
in this bloody 'thing'of ours.
Heartbreaking, ain't it ?
Okay. well, don't blame me.
I'm just a ...
blind deaf dumb
resources, everybody
gonna lose a limb
every now & then
or maybe a cop will
perch on yr windpipe
'til it won't suck the
wind anymore
Or perhaps get shot
by some imbecile
white crackers while
out for a run
whatever......
life is a dead-end, no
matter who accosts
you (or who you accost)
gotta take yr chances
in this bloody 'thing'of ours.
Heartbreaking, ain't it ?
Okay. well, don't blame me.
I'm just a ...
#love
#ImSorry
#death
#satirical
#philosophical
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PoetSpeak
Poem Published
6th Jun 2020 8:59pm
6th Jun 2020 8:59pm
Paper Clip
Found a paper clip
On the tile floor in the bathroom
Seems an odd place
to do some collating
On the tile floor in the bathroom
Seems an odd place
to do some collating
#satirical
85 reads
25 Comments
SukiSpangles
Poem Published
5th Jun 2020 9:28am
5th Jun 2020 9:28am
Black Lives On A Parallel Earth
obama cameron sarkozy
bombed libya into the stone age
consequently since then black african migrants who went to work there
now are sold openly as slaves
obama will you pay them reparations
if not why not
antifa what is your position on this..
america uk and france
ten-thousand sorties over libya
many many thousands died
and yet and yet pin-drop silence
no marches
no banners
no empathy
even with the help of google maps most protesters could not find libya or somalia
have we seen on our teevee so much as one...
bombed libya into the stone age
consequently since then black african migrants who went to work there
now are sold openly as slaves
obama will you pay them reparations
if not why not
antifa what is your position on this..
america uk and france
ten-thousand sorties over libya
many many thousands died
and yet and yet pin-drop silence
no marches
no banners
no empathy
even with the help of google maps most protesters could not find libya or somalia
have we seen on our teevee so much as one...
#war
#satirical
#racism #scifi
#racism #scifi
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2 Comments
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