Short Satirical Poems
#satirical
A Turn Of The Screw
There is no historical evidence
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
Of Archimedes
Second screw
But it has been suggested
Namely by me
That his second lover
Found Archimedes
To be quite smelly
And that her parting words
Were
You reeka!
by Jemia
#funny
#historical
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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Tasty Delights
When you expire
I'm sure you'll burn in fire
Time to grill you up
I'm sure you'll burn in fire
Time to grill you up
#death
#fire
#haiku
#satirical
#funny
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If at first you don't succeed...(you know the rest)
Three hours ago
I tried to take my own life
I'll try again soon
I tried to take my own life
I'll try again soon
#suicide
#haiku
#satirical
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Promises
Can you scratch my back?
Maybe. What's in it for me?
I'll give you the world.
Maybe. What's in it for me?
I'll give you the world.
#haiku
#satirical
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Focusing
Chocolate
Helps me focus
When i eat chocolate
I'm focused
On how much more
Chocolate
I can eat
It's like
A self fulfilling
Chocolate prophecy
by Jemia
Helps me focus
When i eat chocolate
I'm focused
On how much more
Chocolate
I can eat
It's like
A self fulfilling
Chocolate prophecy
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeCycle
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Floaters
Floating voters
Currently blocking
The sewage overflow
That lead
Through the middle of
The Houses
(of Parliament)
Where most of the shit
Resides
by Jemia
Currently blocking
The sewage overflow
That lead
Through the middle of
The Houses
(of Parliament)
Where most of the shit
Resides
by Jemia
#politics
#pollution
#satirical
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The Very Spunky Funky Monkey
The monkey
Very funky
Quite spunky
A little drunky
Never flunky
Kind of glunky
Always hunky
Sometimes glunky
And partly punky
But always
The spunky funky monkey!
ooh ooh ahhh!!!
by Jemia
Very funky
Quite spunky
A little drunky
Never flunky
Kind of glunky
Always hunky
Sometimes glunky
And partly punky
But always
The spunky funky monkey!
ooh ooh ahhh!!!
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
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Abstracted
Sometimes
I think
That some people
Try to convince me
That blue
Is actually purple
Even though
I already know
That blue
Is actually yellow
And purple
Is pink
And that all colours
Of the rainbow
May not be the colour
We think
by Jemia
I think
That some people
Try to convince me
That blue
Is actually purple
Even though
I already know
That blue
Is actually yellow
And purple
Is pink
And that all colours
Of the rainbow
May not be the colour
We think
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#philosophical
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Thumbthing To Think About
My right index finger
Is quite thick
My middle finger
Is very thick
My ring finger
Isn't quite as thick as the other two
My little finger however
Is highly intelligent!
by Jemia
Is quite thick
My middle finger
Is very thick
My ring finger
Isn't quite as thick as the other two
My little finger however
Is highly intelligent!
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
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Flying Low
The butterfly poet
Has wings
Hasn't mastered flying just yet
Having some adjustments made
By a local vet
And also aware
That i'm afraid of heights
So flying low
(Has other analogies
Don't you know!)
by Jemia
Has wings
Hasn't mastered flying just yet
Having some adjustments made
By a local vet
And also aware
That i'm afraid of heights
So flying low
(Has other analogies
Don't you know!)
by Jemia
#butterfly
#satirical
#funny
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Imposter Syndrome
I had it as a
Man
And i now
Have it
As a post op
Trans-woman
Thus perhaps proving
If proof is required
That
I'm actually
An alien
Hermaphrodite!
by Jemia
Man
And i now
Have it
As a post op
Trans-woman
Thus perhaps proving
If proof is required
That
I'm actually
An alien
Hermaphrodite!
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeChangingMoment
#LifeAsAWriter #LifeChangingMoment
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The Bare Truth
I thought it
Unwise
To ask for
Advice
From a bear
So i didn't
Nor couldn't
Because
The bear
Was not
There!
by Jemia
Unwise
To ask for
Advice
From a bear
So i didn't
Nor couldn't
Because
The bear
Was not
There!
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
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