Satirical Poems
#satirical
Satirical poems use satire to ridicule vices and shortcomings. The satire genre mocks the weaknesses of individuals, governments, corporations or society itself.
missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 11:15pm
21st Sep 2024 11:15pm
Mirror, Or Mirage?
I discovered a portal, in my flat
And didn't quite know, what to make of that
So i clambered through it, to another dimension
I had no clothes on, thought it best to mention
It was warm, and balmy, and quite weird
Especially when my Doppelganger appeared
She slowly approached me, and said "nice tits!"
I appreciated the compliment, but worried about all other bits
Did my bum look big in this, or was i knobbly kneed
My hair was a mess, i have to concede
Well we got talking, and remembering similar things
Of things that went pong,...
And didn't quite know, what to make of that
So i clambered through it, to another dimension
I had no clothes on, thought it best to mention
It was warm, and balmy, and quite weird
Especially when my Doppelganger appeared
She slowly approached me, and said "nice tits!"
I appreciated the compliment, but worried about all other bits
Did my bum look big in this, or was i knobbly kneed
My hair was a mess, i have to concede
Well we got talking, and remembering similar things
Of things that went pong,...
#mirror
#satirical
#SelfDiscovery #SelfReflection
#SelfDiscovery #SelfReflection
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
20th Sep 2024 11:17am
20th Sep 2024 11:17am
Natural Delights
Stunning out today
Let's randomly slay someone
Peace and love to you
Let's randomly slay someone
Peace and love to you
#senryu
#satirical
34 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
19th Sep 2024 11:18am
19th Sep 2024 11:18am
Have you had your break today?
A man by the name of Bruce D. Lipps was the owner of a McDonald's on the outskirts of Duluth, Minnesota.
Sometime in January 1996, he was driving North on Interstate 35 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Bruce was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Bruce was run over and killed by an oncoming...
Sometime in January 1996, he was driving North on Interstate 35 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Bruce was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Bruce was run over and killed by an oncoming...
#fiction
#satirical
#ShortStory
#snow
#winter
36 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
18th Sep 2024 9:23pm
18th Sep 2024 9:23pm
A rope & a tree are a bad mix
In the early 2010's a man by the name of Ben N. Syder had a job scaring people at a haunted house. He was to scare people when they rode by on the back of a hay truck.Certain he can do it better, he climbed up a tree and took the place of a hanging skeleton that was rigged to drop down when the caravan passed by. Ben carefully arranged the ropes to make sure his feet touched the ground so he wouldn't accidentally hang himself. When the caravan approached, he leaped from the tree. The branch whipped back and choked him to death anyway.
#dark
#death
#fiction
#Halloween
#satirical
48 reads
8 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Sep 2024 4:33pm
18th Sep 2024 4:33pm
Zip Wired! (5-7-5)
Zip
on
my
left
boot
Been
a
bit
'funny'
lately
Keeps
telling
me
jokes!
by Jemia
on
my
left
boot
Been
a
bit
'funny'
lately
Keeps
telling
me
jokes!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
29 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Sep 2024 4:24pm
18th Sep 2024 4:24pm
Oh To Be, Or Not, Wise! (5-7-5
If
age
brings
wisdom
Seriously
in
arrears!
Like
a
clever
fool!
by Jemia
age
brings
wisdom
Seriously
in
arrears!
Like
a
clever
fool!
by Jemia
#aging
#funny
#satirical #wisdom
#satirical #wisdom
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missjem56
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 11:03pm
17th Sep 2024 11:03pm
A Dyers Diary Of His Dire Rear!
A Dyers Diary Of His Dire Rear!
And the dyers ear
In a dire diary
Things got pretty dire for the dyer
Because of his dire rear
But nothing he heard
Because of his dyers dire ear!
by Jemia
And the dyers ear
In a dire diary
Things got pretty dire for the dyer
Because of his dire rear
But nothing he heard
Because of his dyers dire ear!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
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Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 10:58am
17th Sep 2024 10:58am
Don't slice until you know for sure
Distraught over the belief that his wife was having an affair, Poppa Woody of Canada cut off his own penis & testicles with a kitchen knife in 2006. Unfortunately for him, he lived. Mrs. Woody denied ever having an affair. Since Mr. Woody's sex life hasn't been the same, Mrs. Woody currently seeks men to fulfill her sexual wants and desires. Mr. Woody understands and excepts his wife's lifestyle!
#fiction
#heartbroken
#satirical
#sex
#ignorance
62 reads
4 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 00:53am
17th Sep 2024 00:53am
A Blue Kind Of Day!
I was verbally abused today
A person
Said an unforgivable thing to me
I find it almost to difficult to repeat
I'm still in shock!
What a thing
To accuse a complete stranger of
ME!!!!!
A TORY!!!!!!
I shall never wear blue ever again
Nor red
Nor yellow
Nor green
Which basically
Leaves me with nothing
So i'll be naked
In the lily the pink
Although it's a bit cold
So i'll likely turn blue
Then indubitally
I'll be accused
Of being a Tory again!
How very liberally laborious!
by...
A person
Said an unforgivable thing to me
I find it almost to difficult to repeat
I'm still in shock!
What a thing
To accuse a complete stranger of
ME!!!!!
A TORY!!!!!!
I shall never wear blue ever again
Nor red
Nor yellow
Nor green
Which basically
Leaves me with nothing
So i'll be naked
In the lily the pink
Although it's a bit cold
So i'll likely turn blue
Then indubitally
I'll be accused
Of being a Tory again!
How very liberally laborious!
by...
#funny
#politics
#satirical
23 reads
0 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
16th Sep 2024 4:26pm
16th Sep 2024 4:26pm
Field Of Dreams
I was out for a wander one day
When i came across a signpost
"Field of dreams this way!"
I thought about it for a moment
But decided against going down that path
As it didn't specify
Whose field of dreams this was
And i have no desire
To trespass on someone elses
Interpretation of a potential Utopia
So i walked across a wildflower meadow instead!
by Jemia
When i came across a signpost
"Field of dreams this way!"
I thought about it for a moment
But decided against going down that path
As it didn't specify
Whose field of dreams this was
And i have no desire
To trespass on someone elses
Interpretation of a potential Utopia
So i walked across a wildflower meadow instead!
by Jemia
#funny
#philosophical
#satirical
29 reads
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DamianDeadLove
Poem Published
16th Sep 2024 7:57am
16th Sep 2024 7:57am
It's Got A Soprano's Vibe To It
After much deliberation. I, Damian DeadLove, being of sound mind and soul have come to a conclusion. I know what every writer has in common now, okay it could just be a theory, but please hear me out here. If anything it sounds cool but I’ll let you be the judge of that.
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
Can I get a drumroll, please?? We expose demons and slay them!! Told you it was pretty cool. Now some of you might be saying, “Your just now figuring that out, Damian?” Well I do walk to my own drumbeat, and sometimes I’ve been known to fall out of time. It happens more than I’d like to admit.
...
#satirical
#uplifting
126 reads
22 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th Sep 2024 8:27pm
15th Sep 2024 8:27pm
If you play with fire....(you know the rest)
A 44 year old woman in America doused herself in gasoline and lit herself on fire in protest of one of those yearly Miss America Beauty Pageant's. Before lighting the match, the woman shouted slogans criticizing the pageant's exploitation of woman. Her last words were reportedly, "WATER! WATER! WATER!!" The pageant continued.
#fiction
#fire
#inequality
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
54 reads
8 Comments
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