Satirical Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#satirical
RobinHood
Robin
Robin
Poem Published
3rd Oct 2024 1:01pm
3rd Oct 2024 1:01pm
Smile Sweetie
#funny
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
2nd Oct 2024 5:13pm
2nd Oct 2024 5:13pm
Alfred Hitchcocks' The Psychotic Scouse Dolphin! (5-7-5)
Scary
shower
scene
A
psychotic
scouse
dolphin
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
by Jemia
shower
scene
A
psychotic
scouse
dolphin
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
EE!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical #surreal
#satirical #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
1st Oct 2024 1:43am
Weasels
i first became aware of weasels in my early childhood,
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
even my parents mentioned them occasionally,
but i never quite got the context of whether of not
it was facts, or fiction.
i remembered what they said,
but didn't understand
until i grew older.
so i did some extensive research on weasels
fact, and fiction,
but could never find proof of my parents words,
as there was never any evidence ever recorded
in the history of weasels,
of them ever going
pop!
by Jemia
#funny
#parody
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Sep 2024 3:09pm
27th Sep 2024 3:09pm
The Fishy Egghead!
All the planets
Must be in allignment
For this rare occurence
That without my conscious awareness
Or pre-planning
Have brought two elements together
Once united
Create an almost Utopean marriage
Of the senses
Especially that of taste!
For i now have in my possession
Eggs (scrambled) , and poached Salmon
Accompanied by toast
When i say poached Salmon
I didn't steal it
Else
It would of been poached, poached Salmon
To accompany my scrambled head!
by Jemia
Must be in allignment
For this rare occurence
That without my conscious awareness
Or pre-planning
Have brought two elements together
Once united
Create an almost Utopean marriage
Of the senses
Especially that of taste!
For i now have in my possession
Eggs (scrambled) , and poached Salmon
Accompanied by toast
When i say poached Salmon
I didn't steal it
Else
It would of been poached, poached Salmon
To accompany my scrambled head!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Sep 2024 2:19am
27th Sep 2024 2:19am
The Lazy Poet
Should i shoot down
An Albatross?
Would this be justfiable
As i have decided
To write with a quill
Also
Because of this
Bump off a few Octopusses
For their ink
And slaughter a Calf
For the vellum
So i can then write poetry
In the traditional manner!
But i'm lethargic, and lazy
So i bought a pack of biros instead!
by Jemia
An Albatross?
Would this be justfiable
As i have decided
To write with a quill
Also
Because of this
Bump off a few Octopusses
For their ink
And slaughter a Calf
For the vellum
So i can then write poetry
In the traditional manner!
But i'm lethargic, and lazy
So i bought a pack of biros instead!
by Jemia
#funny
#satirical
#WritingPoetry
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Sep 2024 1:57am
27th Sep 2024 1:57am
Sensibility, And Sense?
There's sense
In nonsense
Otherwise
The nonsense becomes
Nonsensical
And senseless
Thus to have nonsense
Sense has to be
An omnipresense kind of sense
So although there is sense
In nonsense
There is no real sense at all....
by Jemia
In nonsense
Otherwise
The nonsense becomes
Nonsensical
And senseless
Thus to have nonsense
Sense has to be
An omnipresense kind of sense
So although there is sense
In nonsense
There is no real sense at all....
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#PowerOfWords #satirical
#PowerOfWords #satirical
29 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
26th Sep 2024 6:01pm
26th Sep 2024 6:01pm
It's Just An Illusion!
It's Just An Illusion!'
If this is
the answer
What was
the question?
Maybe
There was
no question
And that
the illusion was
That there was!
by Jemia
If this is
the answer
What was
the question?
Maybe
There was
no question
And that
the illusion was
That there was!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical #satirical
#philosophical #satirical
44 reads
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missjem56
Poem Published
21st Sep 2024 11:15pm
21st Sep 2024 11:15pm
Mirror, Or Mirage?
I discovered a portal, in my flat
And didn't quite know, what to make of that
So i clambered through it, to another dimension
I had no clothes on, thought it best to mention
It was warm, and balmy, and quite weird
Especially when my Doppelganger appeared
She slowly approached me, and said "nice tits!"
I appreciated the compliment, but worried about all other bits
Did my bum look big in this, or was i knobbly kneed
My hair was a mess, i have to concede
Well we got talking, and remembering similar things
Of things that went pong,...
And didn't quite know, what to make of that
So i clambered through it, to another dimension
I had no clothes on, thought it best to mention
It was warm, and balmy, and quite weird
Especially when my Doppelganger appeared
She slowly approached me, and said "nice tits!"
I appreciated the compliment, but worried about all other bits
Did my bum look big in this, or was i knobbly kneed
My hair was a mess, i have to concede
Well we got talking, and remembering similar things
Of things that went pong,...
#mirror
#satirical
#SelfDiscovery #SelfReflection
#SelfDiscovery #SelfReflection
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Sep 2024 4:33pm
18th Sep 2024 4:33pm
Zip Wired! (5-7-5)
Zip
on
my
left
boot
Been
a
bit
'funny'
lately
Keeps
telling
me
jokes!
by Jemia
on
my
left
boot
Been
a
bit
'funny'
lately
Keeps
telling
me
jokes!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
18th Sep 2024 4:24pm
18th Sep 2024 4:24pm
Oh To Be, Or Not, Wise! (5-7-5
If
age
brings
wisdom
Seriously
in
arrears!
Like
a
clever
fool!
by Jemia
age
brings
wisdom
Seriously
in
arrears!
Like
a
clever
fool!
by Jemia
#aging
#funny
#satirical #wisdom
#satirical #wisdom
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missjem56
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 11:03pm
17th Sep 2024 11:03pm
A Dyers Diary Of His Dire Rear!
A Dyers Diary Of His Dire Rear!
And the dyers ear
In a dire diary
Things got pretty dire for the dyer
Because of his dire rear
But nothing he heard
Because of his dyers dire ear!
by Jemia
And the dyers ear
In a dire diary
Things got pretty dire for the dyer
Because of his dire rear
But nothing he heard
Because of his dyers dire ear!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeStruggles
#satirical
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missjem56
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 00:53am
17th Sep 2024 00:53am
A Blue Kind Of Day!
I was verbally abused today
A person
Said an unforgivable thing to me
I find it almost to difficult to repeat
I'm still in shock!
What a thing
To accuse a complete stranger of
ME!!!!!
A TORY!!!!!!
I shall never wear blue ever again
Nor red
Nor yellow
Nor green
Which basically
Leaves me with nothing
So i'll be naked
In the lily the pink
Although it's a bit cold
So i'll likely turn blue
Then indubitally
I'll be accused
Of being a Tory again!
How very liberally laborious!
by...
A person
Said an unforgivable thing to me
I find it almost to difficult to repeat
I'm still in shock!
What a thing
To accuse a complete stranger of
ME!!!!!
A TORY!!!!!!
I shall never wear blue ever again
Nor red
Nor yellow
Nor green
Which basically
Leaves me with nothing
So i'll be naked
In the lily the pink
Although it's a bit cold
So i'll likely turn blue
Then indubitally
I'll be accused
Of being a Tory again!
How very liberally laborious!
by...
#funny
#politics
#satirical
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