Popular Satirical Poems

Can you scratch my back?
Maybe. What's in it for me?
I'll give you the world.

Hi. Today I'm going to discuss these two weeds.
 
What is Dill Weed?  
 
Dill Weed is an herb that belongs to the Apiaceae family. It's native to the Mediterranean region and used in numerous cuisines worldwide.
 
Example- Stir in the beef stew, water, potatoes, carrots, corn, salt, pepper & Dill Weed.
 
What is a Dillweed? A Dillweed is an inept, foolish, buffoon or an incapable jackass!
 
Example- Look at this Dillweed, he forgot to put shoes on before going to work.
 
 
 
What is Dick Weed?  
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I feel sorry for you girls
I can see why so many of you hate men
I listen to guys and the bullshit that comes out of their mouths
Quite pathetic, I must admit
I'm sure it must really insult your intelligence
Sounds like their still in grade school, doesn't it?
It's like they never grew up
What a drag it must be
It's hilarious how much importance they put on your anatomy
It's as if they exist only to get in your pants
Like you have some kind of life saving device stashed up there
You know we're all not like that
Some of us have a grip...

Three hours ago
I tried to take my own life
I'll try again soon