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Samnash
Sam Nash
Sam Nash
Poem Published
17th Apr 2024 5:58am
17th Apr 2024 5:58am
A Wise Man
Once there used to live a wiseman in a village far far across the sea. He was kind, smart, and polite, with a shy gentle soul (it is very important to note the SHY GENTLE SOUL here... oh and he had green eyes as well.)
One summer’s day a man knocked on the wiseman’s door. He said he had important information to tell him.
“The farmer who lives on the other side of town is talking about you behind your back,” the man said. “The farmer is telling everyone how bad and evil you are.”
The wiseman smiled and replied, “take me to the farmer’s house,” he said, “I want...
One summer’s day a man knocked on the wiseman’s door. He said he had important information to tell him.
“The farmer who lives on the other side of town is talking about you behind your back,” the man said. “The farmer is telling everyone how bad and evil you are.”
The wiseman smiled and replied, “take me to the farmer’s house,” he said, “I want...
#wisdom
#funny
71 reads
16 Comments
Samnash
Sam Nash
Sam Nash
Poem Published
17th Apr 2024 5:58am
17th Apr 2024 5:58am
A Wise Man
Once there used to live a wiseman in a village far far across the sea. He was kind, smart, and polite, with a shy gentle soul (it is very important to note the SHY GENTLE SOUL here... oh and he had green eyes as well.)
One summer’s day a man knocked on the wiseman’s door. He said he had important information to tell him.
“The farmer who lives on the other side of town is talking about you behind your back,” the man said. “The farmer is telling everyone how bad and evil you are.”
The wiseman smiled and replied, “take me to the farmer’s house,” he said, “I want...
One summer’s day a man knocked on the wiseman’s door. He said he had important information to tell him.
“The farmer who lives on the other side of town is talking about you behind your back,” the man said. “The farmer is telling everyone how bad and evil you are.”
The wiseman smiled and replied, “take me to the farmer’s house,” he said, “I want...
#wisdom
#funny
71 reads
16 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
11th Apr 2024 1:12pm
11th Apr 2024 1:12pm
Forcing a poem is a little like forcing a fart...
Uh-oh, oh crap, today is gonna be one of those days!
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
#funny
#WritersBlock
#NaPoWriMo2024
45 reads
4 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
11th Apr 2024 1:12pm
11th Apr 2024 1:12pm
Forcing a poem is a little like forcing a fart...
Uh-oh, oh crap, today is gonna be one of those days!
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
#funny
#WritersBlock
#NaPoWriMo2024
45 reads
4 Comments
brokentitanium
k.
k.
Poem Published
11th Apr 2024 1:12pm
11th Apr 2024 1:12pm
Forcing a poem is a little like forcing a fart...
Uh-oh, oh crap, today is gonna be one of those days!
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
#funny
#WritersBlock
#NaPoWriMo2024
45 reads
4 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
Immortal Love
I am so sorry my immortal love we will brave this storm together
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
#war
#sun
#moon #funny
#moon #funny
152 reads
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
Immortal Love
I am so sorry my immortal love we will brave this storm together
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
#war
#sun
#moon #funny
#moon #funny
152 reads
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
Immortal Love
I am so sorry my immortal love we will brave this storm together
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
#war
#sun
#moon #funny
#moon #funny
152 reads
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
30th Nov 2023 9:21pm
Immortal Love
I am so sorry my immortal love we will brave this storm together
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
I gave my soul to the darkness to stand with you through all sorts of weather
The kittycat has found our love wicked and she brings Haitian incantations that causes us doom
She is trying to seal me in acid, to rest me in a garlic tomb
You tell her I am the dark forsaken by the light queen
No spirituality, and blood dipped upon the quench of mankind only flows my rotten streams
No redemption of a soul once drunk upon my murky ravines
I was not always like this
Was it the...
#war
#sun
#moon #funny
#moon #funny
152 reads
Drieks
Poem Published
12th Apr 2022 1:51pm
12th Apr 2022 1:51pm
Poppy cock
Flourish, entice.
Nourishing lies.
Encouraging dice.
Unlucky disguise.
Murdering cries.
Buried by mice.
Maker’s delight.
Time calls to fight…
Anyway,
I fought a lot to quench my hot and seal the
never lasting plot on severed bods I never
thought I’d own the mud to cover rot and let my
thoughts be better than a never seen redder
pepper shot forever married feathered broads
on parking lots with sagging tits and clever
frauds upon the reign standing bi-polka dotted
liver...
Nourishing lies.
Encouraging dice.
Unlucky disguise.
Murdering cries.
Buried by mice.
Maker’s delight.
Time calls to fight…
Anyway,
I fought a lot to quench my hot and seal the
never lasting plot on severed bods I never
thought I’d own the mud to cover rot and let my
thoughts be better than a never seen redder
pepper shot forever married feathered broads
on parking lots with sagging tits and clever
frauds upon the reign standing bi-polka dotted
liver...
#funny
276 reads
3 Comments
nutbuster
D C
D C
Poem Published
22nd Aug 2021 9:53pm
22nd Aug 2021 9:53pm
WHERE DID THAT MOUSE GO
WHERE DID THAT MOUSE GO
#funny
353 reads
6 Comments
fianaturie8
Fia Naturie
Fia Naturie
Poem Published
21st Apr 2024 2:41am
21st Apr 2024 2:41am
Tempting Mary
#funny
75 reads
11 Comments
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