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Baby Got Dat Azz Fat (CasketSharpe, Summons & FayeRed Collaboration)

(CasketSharpe)
 “Back in high school she was slim and out of shape
Looking like a malnourished ape,
 “Pop bottle glasses so thick she can see the future
But you can bet your ass she was a looker,
 “On that shy shit during the day
But at night she was an undercover ho’ around the way,
 “Known by her freak name ‘Little Candy Dip’
Until that gripping pussy made a condom rip,
 “Into her sixth month of pregnancy little mama begin to develop
Thick thighs and an ass like an elephant,
 “Breast watermelon swole like her pussy hole,
That was waterfall wet looking like liquid gold,
 “You don’t have to worry about pregnancy and can fuck all day
A ton of cum on the little baby’s head-what can I say?
 “She will still ride a dick hard, cutting a motherfucka no slack
Because baby got that bitch’s ass fat”.

(Summons)
 “Ooooo weeee! My Lord! Do my eyes deceive me?
The way that twerk monster swing freely,
 “After three kids she still looks good
Still having the thickest ass in the hood,
  “I guess after each pregnancy she increased one size
And that camel toe don’t tell no lies,
 “The grand champion in any twerking contest
As a pair of jeans make her look the best,
 “And when she puts on a thong
You might as well tell that motherfucka so long,
“When it’s time to fuck prepare to climb a mountain
Because when she bends over all you can say is ‘Goddamn!!!’
 “And the way she fucks a dick is dead wrong
So if you’re not ready, grab the lotion and stay home,
 “All that pregnancy weight just transferred to the back
Because baby got mama’s ass fat”.

FayeRed
 “Girl I thought I was ass out thick
But you blew up from pregnancy and dick,
 “The next baby the doctor tells you to push out
It will probably electric slide right out,
 “I remember when your ass was flat-chested
Look at you now-double D breasted,
 “I’m not jealous or hateful
But you got more than a damn handful,
 “I heard the way you be shaking it at the strip club
Showing the competition no mercy and no love,
 “Handle your business do what you have to do
Work that motherfucka until the songs through,
 “Because she has the men wishing and the hatters dissing
So on their envious ass start motherfuckin pissing,
 “Because like big booty whores on a pimp’s track
Baby got that apple bottom ass fat”.
Written by CasketSharpe
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