Just Because

 Just because you say your clever
Doesn’t make it so
The arguments that you deliver
Suggest to me you’re slow
Pretending to have intellect
Doesn’t prove a thing
Anyone can act a part
Anyone can sing

Just because you love your self
Doesn’t make it right
You’re ego should be on the shelf
It may well be you’re shite
Acting like you own the place
Doesn’t prove a thing
Anyone can be an arse
Microwaves can ding

Just because you claim your hard
Doesn’t scare us all
If I chose to punch you
You would surely fall
Threatening with talk that’s cheap
Doesn’t prove a thing
Anyone with shiny shorts
Can enter in the ring

Just because you think you’re sexy
You might not pass the test
Maybe nobody fancies you
Maybe one at best
Strutting on the cat walk
Doesn’t prove a thing
Anyone could be a whore
Anyone can schwing

Just because you think your funny
You haven’t made me laugh
That could change, if you fell
Getting out the bath
Cracking crappy cracker jokes
Doesn’t prove a thing
Anyone can make a funny
Causing giggling

Just because you think you’re IT
Doesn’t mean you are
I used to think that I was it
I wasn’t IT by far
Being what you think you are
Doesn’t prove a thing
Anyone can think their it
Proving It’s the thing