North Pole Bacchanalia
It was after Santa left for the night,
Right as his sleigh quickly took flight,
All the elves made a great joyful noise,
He was going to deliver all the gifts,
But he had forgotten one of the lists,
Santa didn’t take the sexy adult toys.
Mrs. Claus was a bit distraught,
What are we to do? She thought,
When they found the answer to her question,
Let’s enjoy the kinky presents,
I’m sure they’ll be quite pleasant,
One of the elves made the racy suggestion.
And as they burned the yule log,
Someone heavily spiked the eggnog,
With rum and whiskey, bourbon and brandy,
Soon they all started to dance,
All of them removing their pants,
Even Mrs. Claus was getting very randy.
Let’s freak! A horny elf shouted,
Little erections swiftly sprouted,
When the boxes of toys were opened,
Dildos and vibrators began to buzz,
This would be a naughty Christmas,
All the little elves started with some gropin’.
An elf licked Mrs. Clause’s clit,
While another sucked her tit,
Like candy corn sweet on the palate,
She started to quiver a bit,
Their little tongues wouldn’t quit,
When another elf then tossed her salad.
All the noise from vile toys,
Reveling in pleasures and joys,
The elves satisfied their desires and needs,
There were no more formalities,
They explored their sexualities,
They even tried butt plugs and anal beads.
They experienced many orgasms,
Some still twitching with spasms,
Into the late hours of this sudden event,
Smiling and satisfied they fell asleep,
On top of eachother in a big heap,
And Mrs. Claus was dehydrated and spent.
Written by wallyroo92
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