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Santa's Naughty Little Helper

MalcolmJThePoet
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Poetry Contest

Erotic Style Poem How You Would Freak Santus Claus or Mrs Claus

Be creative
Looking For Best Title
Rhyming
Go to that place of sex that is cold
Like the North Pole

MaryWalker
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[ Erotica ] In My Letter To Santa

 
In my letter to Santa    
I told him I'd be waiting  
naked by the Christmas tree  
   
Wrapped in a shiny ribbon   
my gift that he'll be given
    
How very naughty of me    
   
Oh, wouldn't you like to know    
what's underneath the bow?    
Look up --- did you notice    
We're under mistletoe?    
   
And if you're a good boy    
I'll give you a big ole kiss    
where the cold snow doesn't blow    
   
Oh, wouldn't you like to know    
what's underneath the bow?    
You better not have brought me    
a lump of black coal!    
   
For a nice shiny toy    
I'll give you a big ole kiss    
that'll warm up your North Pole    
   
In my letter to Santa    
I told him I'd be waiting    
naked by the Christmas tree    
   
with no milk, but a cookie    
( that's code for a 'lil nookie )  

How very naughty of me    
   
Look around my halls    
decked with boughs of holly    
And you brought your jingle balls    
Oh my oh gosh oh golly!    
You certainly are a jolly fellow!    
   
I really wish you wouldn't go!    
   
Ho oh OH!    
OH, Santa!    
Your beard is kind of tickly    
Do you really have to be off so damn quickly?    
Can't the other little girls and boys wait?    
   
Sigh

Guess it'll have to do    
Hope it was good for you!

Same time, next year    
It's a date!    
   
   
 
Written by MaryWalker
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MalcolmJThePoet
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Hot sizzling I want to go to the North Pole now  great job I love it love your rhyme scheme

MalcolmJThePoet
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Naked Present

I want your body
Give me my naked present
Show me what you are made of
Your body all over me
I love it when you get freaky

Your naked present
Got me horny
I love the way you excite me
Standing at attention
Hard like the North Pole
Your body is hot and sizzling
Body heat we got sex chemistry
Download all over me
I am going to taste your cream filling

You are so sweet
Juicy wet how I like it
Pussy so good
Sucking on my wood
Light me up like a Christmas tree
You are my star
I like the way you are
Shine so bright like a diamond
You are the best
Better than the rest

I want your naked present
Give me what I want and need
Satisfied me satisfaction guaranteed
To give your body my naked present
Written by MalcolmJThePoet
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berea440oh
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A Different Type Of Christmas Present

I
have a
feeling that
while Santa would
be busy with those
toy deliveries, his
wife Mrs. Claus would be out
giving a different type of
Christmas present for those who happen
to be full grown adults like for instance,
I would wake up on Christmas Eve after
having heard a noise and get out of
bed to check it out before I
would find Mrs. Claus sitting
naked on the foot stool
and fingering her
pussy before
she would look
at me
and
I
would get
this sudden
urge to take off
my clothes and play with
my dick before I would
move myself closer, open
her legs and probe her cunt with my
rod while sucking on her tits until
I would stand her up, turn her around and
give her such a hard anal fuck and keep
on doing that until I would have
no choice but to shoot cum out of
my cock and right into her
ass before we would drop
to the floor and go
to sleep until
I would wake
up next
day.
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snugglebuck
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RUDOLF THE WELL HUNG REINDEER

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
You know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolf the Well Hung Reindeer
Had a very big shinny hose
And if you ever saw it
You would even see it grow
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolf
Go on any reindeer dates

Then one cuckold Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Randolph with that dong supersized,
Won't you shtup my wife tonight

Then how all the reindeer loved him,
As they shouted out in envy,
Randolph the Well-Hung Reindeer
You’re going to go to Hollywood
And star in pornography!

gardenlover
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Santa

She always slept in the nude
Did not think this was rude
Hoped when Christmas came
Santa would would give her a game

Santa was delighted to find
His advances were not declined
So he jumped into her bed
Her legs were widely spread

He rode her until he was spent
She had given her consent
But he had to hurry away
To deliver the toys before day

She hoped he would return
When all the delivery was done
But she had forgotten, she'd been told
Santa is only for Christmas
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gardenlover
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Winter Funland

Winter at the north pole
Cold enough to freeze the soul
To party is the only way
To keep the snow and ice at bay
 
Christmas is over; a break  from work
Santa's elves and fairies need not shirk
This is the time all to have fun
Having sex with everyone
 
Santa with his favourite fairy
Robbing her of her cherry
Mrs Santa joining in
Several elves well stuck in
 
Threesomes,foursomes a real orgy
Everyone has their own story
Sexual action in every style
Some positions make you smile
 
Continuing right up to spring
They really make the party swing
When at last the actions cease
Exhausted, happy and at peace
 
Written by gardenlover
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SweetKittyCat5
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Santa's Ho..Ho...Ho

Leg stretched out, pressing my foot down on Santa’s crouth  
Making sure the visit down my chimney is not a waste on his watch      
I have been waiting for your appearance all night      
You like my lingerie Santa, it’s all for you to prove my plight      
I’ve been good, my fingers crossed behind my back in a state of Santa being right      
Let my help you out that red suit      
And allow me to mentally and physically soothe you      
       
Mm… Santa lay back and keep your eyes on this twerking groove      
At…at…you are required to watch and don’t move      
Santa lifting my leg, removed my stiletto the other off in tow      
Tenderly kissing the sole of my foot his beard tickling my toes      
The path of his tongue dragging up my inner thigh ever so slow      
Where it ends up my naughtiness will know      
Mm palming his hard North Pole      
       
Oh Santa, I won’t everything for Christmas I stated on my list      
Staring first with the twelve days of a wet butter rum wet lick      
From my tight ass hole to my pussy’s deep sweeten abyss      
Santa’s heard my pleads      
While he had me down on my kness      
His girth in and out my mouth reading off my sins, as I teased      
Mm…he exploded inside my mouth      
Then reassured me he would think about taken me off the naughty list no doubt      
After I allow him a taste and to please my wet South      
       
Santa snaking his tongue inside my pussy giving me my nightly gift      
Palming my hips        
My legs circling his lower back loving the tongue-lashing hits      
His palms clenching my hips while kissing all over my wet clit      
His finger integrating deeper into my wet slit      
Mmm.. oh...yes…oh yes Santa      
Back curved, breasts squeezed, as he’s tasting my pussy on a cold night in Atlanta        
Grunting Ho Ho Ho        
Hungrily licking up down the soft folds of my kissable mistletoe        
       
Santa rising up      
His beard stained with my pussy juices from his famished sup      
Centering by body under his as he slides his erection into my tight lover’s cup      
My legs he places over his shoulders      
Dick hard than a boulder      
Oh Santa, wait there’s more      
If you listen, I’ll let you even fuck me on the floor      
Then I’ll suck your dick again before your feet hits that door        
Your pearly cum oozing down my throat until there’s no more      
       
Mm…I would love those twelve drummers drumming        
Each bending me over for a good hard dick sticking, as I’m cumming      
My didlo still inside my pussy humming      
Oh Santa, please, don’t forget those eleven piper pipers      
One by one fueling the flames of my body’s desires      
Oh Santa, for his word his dick is sinking      
Sweet mercy, he has my wet pussy singing          
Santa’s dick is ringing, balls swinging          
       
My nails branding his skin      
The smell of me ingrained under Santa’s chin          
Hands palming my ass          
Parting me as he pleases, no breaths to last      
Cumming inside me, his pearly release now a thing of the past      
       
I woke up on Christmas day      
The house, my very own private jet, my BMW, and an Arabian Stallion as I prayed      
Stood under the tree, wow was all I good say      
Voices of twelve drummers and eleven pipers filled within, all stood naked to my dismay      
Happy holiday to all this poetess I  bestow      
Santa’s Ho..Ho..Ho  
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berea440oh
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Right In Front Of The Fireplace Last Night

I saw Mommy get anal fucked by Santa Claus
right in front of the fireplace last night.
She thought that I was still asleep
so I made sure to not say a single peep
because if I had done so, she would feel like a creep.

Then, I saw Mommy sucking the dick of Santa Claus
until cum had shot out of his cock and right
on her face which made me glad Daddy's not been
home or he would be pissed to have seen
Mommy fucking Santa Claus last night.
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Milk & Cookies (Santa's Ho, Ho, Ho)

Your milk & cookies always seems to fulfill me
Presents for me after I cum down your chimney
Inspiring me to sing a boastful jing of Ho! Ho! Ho!
Am I calling you such a thing? HELL no! No! No!

I'm just letting you know your red nose be glowing
Shining bright as the man in the boat keeps rowing
Surviving the flood of love after the levees break
Smearing cake on my face after I've savored a taste

I don't waste a drop when I lick from bottom to top
The music masking your moaning to avoid the cops
Their knocks would cock block the ultimate mission
Taking away chances to experience new positions

I've studied my lessons & my weapons are ready
I'm a deadly assassin whose aim is slow & steady
Baby, today'll feel like a holiday made just for you
You'll think it's a new year by the time I'm through
Written by da_poetic-edifier (Damon)
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wallyroo92
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North Pole Bacchanalia

It was after Santa left for the night,
Right as his sleigh quickly took flight,
All the elves made a great joyful noise,
He was going to deliver all the gifts,
But he had forgotten one of the lists,
Santa didn’t take the sexy adult toys.

Mrs. Claus was a bit distraught,
What are we to do? She thought,
When they found the answer to her question,
Let’s enjoy the kinky presents,
I’m sure they’ll be quite pleasant,

One of the elves made the racy suggestion.

And as they burned the yule log,
Someone heavily spiked the eggnog,
With rum and whiskey, bourbon and brandy,
Soon they all started to dance,
All of them removing their pants,
Even Mrs. Claus was getting very randy.

Let’s freak! A horny elf shouted,
Little erections swiftly sprouted,
When the boxes of toys were opened,
Dildos and vibrators began to buzz,
This would be a naughty Christmas,
All the little elves started with some gropin’.

An elf licked Mrs. Clause’s clit,
While another sucked her tit,
Like candy corn sweet on the palate,
She started to quiver a bit,
Their little tongues wouldn’t quit,
When another elf then tossed her salad.

All the noise from vile toys,
Reveling in pleasures and joys,
The elves satisfied their desires and needs,
There were no more formalities,
They explored their sexualities,
They even tried butt plugs and anal beads.

They experienced many orgasms,
Some still twitching with spasms,
Into the late hours of this sudden event,
Smiling and satisfied they fell asleep,
On top of eachother in a big heap,
And Mrs. Claus was dehydrated and spent.
Written by wallyroo92
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What an honor.
Thank you Malcolm, for sponsoring such a fun competition.
Congrats to the runners up. And may I say. "I loved reading all the entries."

MalcolmJThePoet
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Great job to you it was a very hard competition to choose from because there was alot of great entries and creative genius display great job continue to write

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