The Four Year Shitshow and The Great Toilet Paper Shortage: A Review *WARNING*
(An Editorial Commentary with Walterís Alter EgoÖ
ÖWally, sit your brown ass down and let me address this now Dear reader, this is an EXTREME CONTENT WARNING and itís a bit comic So if you have a sensitive stomach or a vivid imagination The sick shit Iím about to spit, it might just make you vomit
Got Damn that presidency was a complete and total clusterfuck That administration was a revolving door for a four-year full on orgy A bunch in that political party got rawdogged and cummed on Those motherfuckers were so nasty, it even disgusted...
When red symbolizes passion, anger, danger and fire Blue signifies cool, wisdom, stability and serenity One glows hot like war and desire When red symbolizes passion, anger, danger and fire It can cause chaos to confuse and conspire Losing the purpose of identity and integrity When red symbolizes passion, anger, danger and fire Blue signifies cool, wisdom, stability and serenity
In the struggle to maintain a true and fair democracy Some secretly connive to achieve more power They spread lies to establish an autocracy In the struggle...
Maybe the whole lot of you didnít really think this through You thought you would have some fun storming the castle This is isnít a movie, what did you think would ensue? Now the repercussions are going to be a real hassle
So you went on the offense riled up acting all intense Itís just that bird brains donít have critical thinking skills Thereís a consequence when you lack the common sense This revolutionary talk was giving you some cheap thrills
You were conned into doing someone elseís dirty work Yet still you defend it or are simply...
A public safety vehicle getting into a car crash It may be kind of wry, but it happens in a flash Or a criminal, video recording his own crime And then like a dumbass boast about it online
Life tends to have these little things one can ponder on Because the universe also has a sense of irony itself Like a person carrying a ďDonít Tread On Me FlagĒ Only then to have the crowd trample her to death
Look, Iím not a violent man nor do I really condone violence But if folks want to go around and insult others, go right ahead Eventually theyíre going to push the wrong (or the right) button And in this case they got a nice Twisted Tea right to the head
Motherfuckers out here got some nerve disrespecting people Well then sometimes they get exactly what they deserve A lesson needs to be taught rather quickly, swiftly and briskly With a nice ice-cold Twisted Tea, chilled and promptly served
Itís real bullshit the way some grown-ups tend to...