I went to the apothecary, because I contracted something quite scary, from a Venetian girl named Mary. I thought she was innocent like Romeo's Juliet. 💞 Hell No!😠 Instead, the witch gave a dose of panty crickets. 🦗 I asked him if had a cure for the itch I had down there?😳 In my jungle of tight curly hair.
He said, "I did have something, but there's nothing left of that something, so how about I give you something else in exchange instead? For the same price as an elixir, I'll set you up with a shaving mug and a straight razor. Just shave...
Coming in 2020 will be changes a plenty. Katie Perry will get remarried. Taylor Swift will have another hit. Miley Cyrus will get hitched and have a baby named 666. Misogyny will show its ugly head when a female politician is assassinated. The oceans will rise higher. The earth will get hotter. But despite dire warnings fools will still deny, global warming.
Now I'll make my finale prediction. There will be a shocking revelation that our President has a cocaine addiction.
I've said I'm sorry so many times before So of course, I'll say I'm sorry once more But according to the Love Story's, sweet Ali "Love is never having to say your sorry" So, does this mean you don't love me? Or maybe it's you who owes me an apology?
War is the spawn of Hate Love is the Angel of Peace Only Love can defeat Hate So, here is all we need do To rid War and let Peace rule Love and forgive others As you would have them Forgive and Love you