The Greatest Storyteller
MaryWalker
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Fire of Insight
3
Joined 20th Mar 2015Forum Posts: 225
[ On Drawing ] Welcome To Sketchers
Parting the beaded curtains
crowned with a top hat
wearing a red satin bathrobe
walking with a cane
she made an entrance
that rivaled a certain
chocolateer upon his candy
factory's re-opening
Gentlemen,
you are in for a real treat today
but before entering this establishment
allow me to give you a taste of
what is to come
She undid her sash
revealing a suit of skin
tailor made by God
fitting snug over flesh
let the robe fall
kicked it aside
and
the mouths of forty men
standing behind the velvet rope
dropped in awe and shock of
her brazen nudity
Take a picture, Boys
---it will last much longer
The more observant of the group
were quick with camera phones
Unlike other gentlemen's clubs
you're allowed to take all the
photos and videos
your heart desires
here at Sketchers
We want you to share your
experience with the world
Her walking stick
gestured in its grandiosity
almost took out a ceiling lamp
Our girls
have nothing to be ashamed of;
they've signed contracts, agreeing
to having images of their bodies
distributed across the Internet
And it makes for good advertising
Now,
here are the rules
You do not touch the girls
EVER
You do not speak crudely to them
EVER
Violate these two rules
and you'll never
EVER
be allowed back in
Got it?
The men nodded emphatically---
some out of genuine intimidation
Okay, then
Walk this way
She removed the velvet
rope from their path
and led them on a journey
through a bright interior
whitewashed walls starkly
contrasting with the
flesh of her backside
Upon entering
one of four doors
they were greeted with two
completely nude women
who swayed to slow music
a blonde with fingers laced
behind the neck of a brunette
whose hands first clasped on
her partner's waist
strayed to dimpled hips
slipping further to cradle
creamy buttocks
A redhead sat freckled
naked on a pedestal
staring longingly at the ceiling
Surrounding the three ladies were
glass jars
stuffed with paper currency
on modest tables
easels with sketchbooks
podiums with journals
and the most comfy looking chairs!
each complemented with wheels
for easy relocation to more choice
perspectives around the models
Layla will change her pose
every fifteen minutes
Shannon and Lila
will dance together
every third song
from a random playlist
If these girls
don't pique your interest
feel free to explore
our other three rooms
Use your time wisely
and be sure to handsomely
tip the ladies
When the hour is up
I'll escort you to the back entrance
... for your convenience, of course
because we know how men can get
too easily aroused ...
before ushering in
our next group of guests
A waitress will come around
every twenty minutes or so
to take your drink order
The sketchbooks and journals
are yours to take home if you so wish;
please pay for them on the way out
Feel free to bring them back
on your return visits
Any questions before you begin?
"What are the journals for?"
For writing down your thoughts
should the beauty you witness
inspire you to pen poetry or song
And that's when one fellow
snorted in derision and
couldn't keep quiet any longer
"This is it?
Seriously?
We each paid
twenty-five dollars
to stand around
doodling stick figures
and writing limericks
for an entire hour?
Sheesh, this place is ...
ridiculous!"
Their hostess circled about
in her approach, conquering
as she divided him from the pack
touching him lightly on the chest
with the tip of her cane
What you paid for
is an opportunity to
admire these women
without being judged by society
I might add
She gave him a slight poke
backing him up on his feet
without being pressured into
giving away more of your money
in exchange for the fading
memory of another human being
dry humping your scotch drunken
crotch in a forgetful lap dance
Again, she poked him
and this time he almost
stumbled ass over tea
kettle
and perhaps walk away
with a drawing or
an English sonnet
something you can be proud of
by which you can fondly
remember this experience
And with a final prodding
he was backed up into
a hard object --- the faux
Greek column upon which
parked was the redhead
Layla turned, reaching
to clasp his face in her hands
staring him straight in the eyes
Will you not immortalize
this body before you?
she asked sullenly
Will you not honor me
this day I made myself
vulnerable in the flesh?
There was an indescribable
sadness and longing in those
eyes that melted the man's heart
He found himself blindly stumbling
towards the nearest sketchbook
muttering,
"Yes, YES, I see it now!"
She reinstated her pose
Once again, stone
"Andromeda chained to the rock
waiting for Perseus to rescue her!"
And so began with the
grand opening of Sketchers
a new era of female objectification
that manifests itself every so often
throughout the ages whenever
men have spent centuries
denying themselves what they
truly desire
to have beauty in their lives
and worship it
Profitable day at an end
the hostess said goodnight
to the last shift of models
locked up the building
and headed to her car
where she was approached
by the man whom she poked
with her cane
amusing prop that it was
"Thanks to you
I'm starting to bruise"
he said
and then asked
"How long are we going to
keep up this ruse?"
She threw her arms
around him and planted
a loving kiss on his lips
Darling, men have been
fooling themselves on and off
for Millenniums at a stretch
with notions that the
body of a woman
can't be appreciated
without some series of
hoops to jump through;
that it must be in a sexual context
that it must be secretive
that it is TABOO
So, the way I figure it---
what's a few more
days of deception
going to hurt them?
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JohnnyBlaze
Forum Posts: 5573
Tyrant of Words
23
Joined 20th Mar 2015Forum Posts: 5573
[ Creepfest ] The Legend Of Johnny Scarecrow
Minding his own business
John Brown found himself staring down
the business end of a sawed off shotgun
A potato sack drawn over his head
---didn't know where he was taken---
never even had a chance to run
Hung from a cross with his own belt;
at his feet stripped bare of shoes
fire set to methodically stacked wood
In the Autumn chill of twilight's veil
as his flesh burned and melt away
screams came from the makeshift hood
His remains were discovered the day after
by children on a shortcut through the corn
Suddenly cut short was their laughter;
they had never seen a dead body before
and here it was when
the legend of Johnny Scarecrow was born
Minister Wilkins said a prayer
Widowed Ida Brown shed many a tear crying,
Black folk shouldn't have to die this way!
Sheriff Anderson knelt at the crime scene
whispering into the victim's charred ear,
The law will make those sons-of-bitches dearly pay!
Wilkins somberly closed the leather bound Bible
his only earthbound treasure
saying,
Leave it to the Lord to deliver justice
for they will know the mighty hand of God
and burn as John did in His displeasure
If I promise anything, I promise you this
Onward into evening
sundown marked another wooden cross
being firmly planted in the ground
Figures in white garb gathered
in celebration of one less black man
living in their town
And the Klan mocked
the memory of John Brown
They lit the cross, laughed
and danced around the flames
shouting with great pride,
White Power!
That's when a lone figure
suddenly appeared to the mass
and Johnny Scarecrow slew them all
in the midnight hour
Razor sharp sickle in hand
borrowed from Farmer Parker's shed
he decapitated their pointy hooded heads
left and right
As they scattered like rats through the corn
this demon with a potato sack on its head
killed them all one by one in a single night
---slaughtered them in a fury of vengeance
as they ran panic stricken for their lives
not even with the tiniest sliver of remorse
They shot him with their guns once or twice
even stabbed him with their knives;
at some point he was trampled by a horse
The----
That's not how the story goes!
Little Billy Fitzimmons angrily groaned
Campfire glow illuminating his friends' faces
He was saying, Everyone knows---
when something in the woods behind them moaned
sending the children running home at breakneck paces
And the legend of Johnny Scarecrow grew
around many more campfires throughout the years
handed down from one generation to the next of kin
Who killed those Klansmen? No one knew
Youngsters speculated among their peers
while one man lived onward with that sin
Years later on his deathbed
Tom Anderson asked Minister Wilkins
to be present for his final confession
Before he uttered a single word
just then life fled his body
Wilkins sighed --- said a final,
Amen
Clenched in the Sheriff's hand
---a bloodstained potato sack---
evidence
disappeared from the investigation
never to be found;
same as the sickle
now hanging in Wilkin's barn
The hand of God was something to be feared;
Justice delivered just as promised
and that's how the legend of Johnny Scarecrow
became another yarn
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JetNikolai
Jet Nikolai
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Jet Nikolai
Lost Thinker
1
Joined 20th Aug 2020Forum Posts: 6
Disappointing A Shadow
Rolling out of bed with crusty eyelids,
beginning to traverse the darkened midnight halls.
I head to the bathroom,
going to take a piss at god knows when.
The roof creaks and cracks against the harsh winds among these old walls.
I turn on the light and my eyes start burning too tired to notice the shadow behind me lurking.
it lingers reaching out for me.
"I don't have time for this," I say
and swat it away.
Head back to bed and rest as I'm brain dead.
leaving the shadow behind to contemplate its faults.
I am now just another disappointment in this somethings eye.
The tall dark figure that stretched up the walls in the shitter is now just a shadowy quitter.
Heading home to a cooked supper,
announcing it just left its job,
to chase his passion of being a painter.
All because I was too tired to be fainter.
My bed is more important than a fear of being a shadows dinner.
So next time you see a specter in the mirror, just shrug it off without terror so it can go home and make life-changing decisions over dinner.
beginning to traverse the darkened midnight halls.
I head to the bathroom,
going to take a piss at god knows when.
The roof creaks and cracks against the harsh winds among these old walls.
I turn on the light and my eyes start burning too tired to notice the shadow behind me lurking.
it lingers reaching out for me.
"I don't have time for this," I say
and swat it away.
Head back to bed and rest as I'm brain dead.
leaving the shadow behind to contemplate its faults.
I am now just another disappointment in this somethings eye.
The tall dark figure that stretched up the walls in the shitter is now just a shadowy quitter.
Heading home to a cooked supper,
announcing it just left its job,
to chase his passion of being a painter.
All because I was too tired to be fainter.
My bed is more important than a fear of being a shadows dinner.
So next time you see a specter in the mirror, just shrug it off without terror so it can go home and make life-changing decisions over dinner.
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(Jet Nikolai)
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wallyroo92
Forum Posts: 1830
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 11th July 2012Forum Posts: 1830
The Other David and Goliath
Goliath, the paranoid dyslexic ephelant
Was stomping through the forest one day,
Taking a stroll down the trail in the woods,
Minding his business going about his way.
But in that spaced out peanut brain of his,
He did not notice an anthill in the road,
He stepped on it not becoming aware of,
The destruction he had just bestowed.
An army of ants came out of the flattened hill,
Mad as hell screaming "let’s go to war”
He'd destroyed their home and didn’t notice it,
It’s time for payback like never before.
So the next morning all the ants,
Climbed up the branches in the trees,
Waiting for Goliath to walk down the path,
To jump him and bring him down to his knees.
And sure enough Goliath came strolling,
Unaware of the danger waiting ahead,
An army of homeless angry ants,
Was about to drop an elephant dead.
And so they all jumped on his back,
Flying through the air like the 101st division,
Punching and kicking with all they had,
Sure that they would accomplish their mission.
But Goliath started wiping them off,
With his trunk like he didn’t care,
And all the little ants started falling off,
Plunging to the ground falling in despair.
And the ants knew they were defeated,
Lying down beaten on the forest ground,
Suddenly they all noticed one little ant,
Hanging on to Goliath’s neck still not down.
And they all noticed, it was David,
The smallest puniest ant in the hill,
Almost unconscious, holding on for dear life,
And it gave them all hope and chills.
And the ants started screaming “choke him,
Squeeze him with all your might,
We believe in you David, you can do it,
Wake up and don’t give up the fight.”
And David rose to the occasion,
Summoning all the strength he could,
Strangling the giant with his hands,
Believing that he could (and he would).
Goliath started to feel a little jab,
Somewhere on his neck he couldn’t reach,
And started panicking running now,
It was David stuck to him like a leech.
In his panic Goliath kept looking back,
Not noticing a tree branch ahead,
Running now as fast he could,
Not paying attention he hit his head.
He got dazed and dizzy knocking himself out,
Out cold falling to the ground,
It didn’t matter how, but he did it,
David had brought the giant down.
Was stomping through the forest one day,
Taking a stroll down the trail in the woods,
Minding his business going about his way.
But in that spaced out peanut brain of his,
He did not notice an anthill in the road,
He stepped on it not becoming aware of,
The destruction he had just bestowed.
An army of ants came out of the flattened hill,
Mad as hell screaming "let’s go to war”
He'd destroyed their home and didn’t notice it,
It’s time for payback like never before.
So the next morning all the ants,
Climbed up the branches in the trees,
Waiting for Goliath to walk down the path,
To jump him and bring him down to his knees.
And sure enough Goliath came strolling,
Unaware of the danger waiting ahead,
An army of homeless angry ants,
Was about to drop an elephant dead.
And so they all jumped on his back,
Flying through the air like the 101st division,
Punching and kicking with all they had,
Sure that they would accomplish their mission.
But Goliath started wiping them off,
With his trunk like he didn’t care,
And all the little ants started falling off,
Plunging to the ground falling in despair.
And the ants knew they were defeated,
Lying down beaten on the forest ground,
Suddenly they all noticed one little ant,
Hanging on to Goliath’s neck still not down.
And they all noticed, it was David,
The smallest puniest ant in the hill,
Almost unconscious, holding on for dear life,
And it gave them all hope and chills.
And the ants started screaming “choke him,
Squeeze him with all your might,
We believe in you David, you can do it,
Wake up and don’t give up the fight.”
And David rose to the occasion,
Summoning all the strength he could,
Strangling the giant with his hands,
Believing that he could (and he would).
Goliath started to feel a little jab,
Somewhere on his neck he couldn’t reach,
And started panicking running now,
It was David stuck to him like a leech.
In his panic Goliath kept looking back,
Not noticing a tree branch ahead,
Running now as fast he could,
Not paying attention he hit his head.
He got dazed and dizzy knocking himself out,
Out cold falling to the ground,
It didn’t matter how, but he did it,
David had brought the giant down.
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Darkpoetria
DarkOakPoetry
Forum Posts: 18
DarkOakPoetry
Twisted Dreamer
1
Joined 22nd Sep 2019Forum Posts: 18
Disappointments room
I am the one they feverishly hide.
A disgrace of respected loins,
behind fashioned walls inside.
Born with limbs that withered in
the womb of shame, birthed uneven legs
that limps and lames. My mother
shown pity and hints of care, but
her face as she looks away... in obvious
regret and all things unfair.
The higher born of old families rooted in
Victorian mansions as I.... is where
you can find little rooms as these well hidden
where we, the unknown lived and most often died.
A small window facing a wall was my only view,
along with tree tops of pines as they hopefully grew,
but never outside, a wish of non sense I sagaciously knew.
The mute maid, with head bowed would service
my chamber pot but once a day. My ankles swollen
from bed irons that chain me to these
wooden floors where my dirty bed roll lay.
As a child I recall the chains being much heavier than I,
perhaps more than the burden my parents
endured in their everyday lie.
The bricks that forced me in, also allowed me faint
pleasures of my family I'd hear, but not I and why?
because I am grotesquely ugly,
in admittance I sigh....
I don't believe my siblings knew of me at all.
Could they love me as I love them, if in their
innocence they saw?.... no... in sibling love,
let them keep their unknown names and perfect
faces distant beyond my darkened hall.
Father rarely visited my imprisoned and stench
stained room. When he did, it was always in routine
of drunken rage. My back bared obediently awaiting
its doom. Accompanied by whips and sticks of wood,
I'd crawl into my mind where I was at my prettiest
and took his hate as best I could.
When inebriation played its tired part...on my
floor he'd sometimes lie in sleep. Beside my father
I coiled and softly place his arm around me, without
sounding a single peep. Beneath hateful hands of pretend,
I'd fall in thankful feels of weep.
I had no fantasies or dreams to escape to in the
contorts of my mind. Impossible...how could I?..
if not seen or known of anything beyond my room
to remember or rewind. Insanity played its cruelty
on me from time to time, but it was a welcomed
friend aside from the roaches and rats that
accepted me in my filth and grime.
The awaited day is here that I no more fear.
Alas, father speaks a kind word and breathes...
" The snow is falling do you see it forming on the
branches of tree?"..... "yes father"...
a first kiss on my head, when his angered reflection in
my window I see... as he swung his merciful
hammer to end his disappointment in me.
A disgrace of respected loins,
behind fashioned walls inside.
Born with limbs that withered in
the womb of shame, birthed uneven legs
that limps and lames. My mother
shown pity and hints of care, but
her face as she looks away... in obvious
regret and all things unfair.
The higher born of old families rooted in
Victorian mansions as I.... is where
you can find little rooms as these well hidden
where we, the unknown lived and most often died.
A small window facing a wall was my only view,
along with tree tops of pines as they hopefully grew,
but never outside, a wish of non sense I sagaciously knew.
The mute maid, with head bowed would service
my chamber pot but once a day. My ankles swollen
from bed irons that chain me to these
wooden floors where my dirty bed roll lay.
As a child I recall the chains being much heavier than I,
perhaps more than the burden my parents
endured in their everyday lie.
The bricks that forced me in, also allowed me faint
pleasures of my family I'd hear, but not I and why?
because I am grotesquely ugly,
in admittance I sigh....
I don't believe my siblings knew of me at all.
Could they love me as I love them, if in their
innocence they saw?.... no... in sibling love,
let them keep their unknown names and perfect
faces distant beyond my darkened hall.
Father rarely visited my imprisoned and stench
stained room. When he did, it was always in routine
of drunken rage. My back bared obediently awaiting
its doom. Accompanied by whips and sticks of wood,
I'd crawl into my mind where I was at my prettiest
and took his hate as best I could.
When inebriation played its tired part...on my
floor he'd sometimes lie in sleep. Beside my father
I coiled and softly place his arm around me, without
sounding a single peep. Beneath hateful hands of pretend,
I'd fall in thankful feels of weep.
I had no fantasies or dreams to escape to in the
contorts of my mind. Impossible...how could I?..
if not seen or known of anything beyond my room
to remember or rewind. Insanity played its cruelty
on me from time to time, but it was a welcomed
friend aside from the roaches and rats that
accepted me in my filth and grime.
The awaited day is here that I no more fear.
Alas, father speaks a kind word and breathes...
" The snow is falling do you see it forming on the
branches of tree?"..... "yes father"...
a first kiss on my head, when his angered reflection in
my window I see... as he swung his merciful
hammer to end his disappointment in me.
Written by Darkpoetria
(DarkOakPoetry)
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Ahavati
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The Pepper Box
“Use the darkness of your past to propel you to a brighter future.”
~ Donata Joseph
I
The pepper box sits in the garden
corner with marigolds and baby breath;
its contents are empty—
like we are of Life
when Death comes for tea.
It was once full of seeds
that grew to burn our tongue
when eaten;
but, there was a satisfaction in the heat—
an accomplishment, growth
from the inevitable harvest.
That's life: a big bang of experience
burning from emptiness.
II
The first time I remember him
beating her senseless
was the second that fear
unpacked its suitcase in my mind;
it demanded silence—
and, because of its enormity
I allowed it to take my voice;
I hid instead, feigning sleep
despite her screams.
The night he almost drowned her
I became a banshee; a screech owl
in the hallway
outside their bedroom door—
He locked her out, and himself in
with me—I was 12.
III.
Trust is a fragile thing
when betrayed by a god;
we shrink
into someone we're not—
and a lie becomes more important
than lives truth will destroy.
We grow
from circumstantial belief—
are patterned by environment
face bitter choices
or acts of forgiveness.
The silence took me;
but, I chose to be submissive
because of embarrassment.
It wasn't me
who eventually delivered her
from his fists and feet.
IV
Death had enough;
sent his emissary to inflict
five years of suffering upon her—
bone decay that gnawed
through her body
as a beetle on a basil leaf.
In his eyes, every new tumor
and destroyed nerve ending
became a bruise he had inflicted—
until she was nothing
but a mangled mass of guilt-stained sheets.
V.
Guilt is a funny thing,
but not really;
his life became Vodka
over rocks, wasting away—
he played reel-to-reel tapes
sent to him in Vietnam;
her voice sharing what she cooked
and how we were doing. . .
over. . .
and, over again.
VI
My teens mimicked her life—
four years of fists, dominance
and psychological control
by my first boyfriend;
it was all I knew—
the repetitious pattern;
a circumstantial silence of truth.
He almost killed me
a few times;
friends intervened once—
he tried to beat them too.
I don't know where the courage
to stab the silence came from;
to scream and claw
when life is being choked
from your throat.
Maybe it was a deeply instilled belief—
the same that never allowed
me to succumb to alcohol, drugs
or sex when homeless.
VII
Years later
when I was a wife and mother,
I would ask myself
if the reason I had submitted
to such horrendous behavior
was because I loved him so much;
or hated myself worse.
It's always the latter—
we accept what we feel we deserve
until we've had enough.
It's a good question
for each individual woman
who is silent about abuse
to ask themselves.
VIII
I was strong,
chose forgiveness
so that I could live
without the pattern
desecrating my children.
But, sometimes. . .
I like to think it was even more
than strength—maybe magic;
like the butterfly
that landed on my finger
in the garden today.
I still flinch from time to time
as though an abused animal
that's been adopted by the Universe—
maybe from a shadow, sound;
or, unexpected touch to my skin.
Abuse washes over your body
before you ever see it in your face—
and isn't over until you call it by name.
I wanted the memory-bite
lest I forget—
so planted my seeds
before they died in the box.
There's a burn
regardless of our past
if we empty our contents;
its name is Love.
~
~ Donata Joseph
I
The pepper box sits in the garden
corner with marigolds and baby breath;
its contents are empty—
like we are of Life
when Death comes for tea.
It was once full of seeds
that grew to burn our tongue
when eaten;
but, there was a satisfaction in the heat—
an accomplishment, growth
from the inevitable harvest.
That's life: a big bang of experience
burning from emptiness.
II
The first time I remember him
beating her senseless
was the second that fear
unpacked its suitcase in my mind;
it demanded silence—
and, because of its enormity
I allowed it to take my voice;
I hid instead, feigning sleep
despite her screams.
The night he almost drowned her
I became a banshee; a screech owl
in the hallway
outside their bedroom door—
He locked her out, and himself in
with me—I was 12.
III.
Trust is a fragile thing
when betrayed by a god;
we shrink
into someone we're not—
and a lie becomes more important
than lives truth will destroy.
We grow
from circumstantial belief—
are patterned by environment
face bitter choices
or acts of forgiveness.
The silence took me;
but, I chose to be submissive
because of embarrassment.
It wasn't me
who eventually delivered her
from his fists and feet.
IV
Death had enough;
sent his emissary to inflict
five years of suffering upon her—
bone decay that gnawed
through her body
as a beetle on a basil leaf.
In his eyes, every new tumor
and destroyed nerve ending
became a bruise he had inflicted—
until she was nothing
but a mangled mass of guilt-stained sheets.
V.
Guilt is a funny thing,
but not really;
his life became Vodka
over rocks, wasting away—
he played reel-to-reel tapes
sent to him in Vietnam;
her voice sharing what she cooked
and how we were doing. . .
over. . .
and, over again.
VI
My teens mimicked her life—
four years of fists, dominance
and psychological control
by my first boyfriend;
it was all I knew—
the repetitious pattern;
a circumstantial silence of truth.
He almost killed me
a few times;
friends intervened once—
he tried to beat them too.
I don't know where the courage
to stab the silence came from;
to scream and claw
when life is being choked
from your throat.
Maybe it was a deeply instilled belief—
the same that never allowed
me to succumb to alcohol, drugs
or sex when homeless.
VII
Years later
when I was a wife and mother,
I would ask myself
if the reason I had submitted
to such horrendous behavior
was because I loved him so much;
or hated myself worse.
It's always the latter—
we accept what we feel we deserve
until we've had enough.
It's a good question
for each individual woman
who is silent about abuse
to ask themselves.
VIII
I was strong,
chose forgiveness
so that I could live
without the pattern
desecrating my children.
But, sometimes. . .
I like to think it was even more
than strength—maybe magic;
like the butterfly
that landed on my finger
in the garden today.
I still flinch from time to time
as though an abused animal
that's been adopted by the Universe—
maybe from a shadow, sound;
or, unexpected touch to my skin.
Abuse washes over your body
before you ever see it in your face—
and isn't over until you call it by name.
I wanted the memory-bite
lest I forget—
so planted my seeds
before they died in the box.
There's a burn
regardless of our past
if we empty our contents;
its name is Love.
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Talkin’ To Boss Weather
ah caught muhself talking to the clouds today
the low lying ones kept it a bit cooler than usual
so ah said “thank you Sirs” and
in return they stayed around all day
watchin’ me dig
when they begun to get dark and looking like rain
ah complained
“ah just need ten mo’ minutes to finish this bed”
old boss wind replied in a long mournful moan
so ah said “quit complaining, ah’ve been working hard all day long what have you been doing’?”
well ah think that pissed sum body off
‘cause next thing ah know ah’ve got dust in muh eyes
and muh hat is a flying off to the next county
so ah figgured that was a message
‘quittin’ time’
ah poured a glass of good vino
(six bucks a gallon) found a spot in the shade and
settled into muh favorite chase-lounger for happy hour
before ah’d even drunk one sip of that fine vintage
a dust devil blew by like a bat-out-of-hell
ah yelled, “wut thuh hay!
ah’ve earned my break fairn square yuh lazy bastard”
well, needless to say things didn’t get no better
gusts from the south breezes from the north and
ah-don’t-know-what swirled from every other direction
ah covered my drink and ran in the house
just as raindrops as big as marbles and
hail big as grapefruits began to pummel the roof
ah hunkered down and guzzled muh wine (for courage)
da house rocked and rolled and ah swear ah saw a tornado or two
for twenty minutes or more she screamed and howled
if ida been onna ship ah would have tied myself to the mast
but instead ah crawled under the bed (with another bottla wine)
well, the wind died down and eventually the sun came out and
now ah’m safe and sound
in rehab
for the next twenty-eight days
(can yuh sneak me a bottle durin’ visitin’ hours?)
© 2020
the low lying ones kept it a bit cooler than usual
so ah said “thank you Sirs” and
in return they stayed around all day
watchin’ me dig
when they begun to get dark and looking like rain
ah complained
“ah just need ten mo’ minutes to finish this bed”
old boss wind replied in a long mournful moan
so ah said “quit complaining, ah’ve been working hard all day long what have you been doing’?”
well ah think that pissed sum body off
‘cause next thing ah know ah’ve got dust in muh eyes
and muh hat is a flying off to the next county
so ah figgured that was a message
‘quittin’ time’
ah poured a glass of good vino
(six bucks a gallon) found a spot in the shade and
settled into muh favorite chase-lounger for happy hour
before ah’d even drunk one sip of that fine vintage
a dust devil blew by like a bat-out-of-hell
ah yelled, “wut thuh hay!
ah’ve earned my break fairn square yuh lazy bastard”
well, needless to say things didn’t get no better
gusts from the south breezes from the north and
ah-don’t-know-what swirled from every other direction
ah covered my drink and ran in the house
just as raindrops as big as marbles and
hail big as grapefruits began to pummel the roof
ah hunkered down and guzzled muh wine (for courage)
da house rocked and rolled and ah swear ah saw a tornado or two
for twenty minutes or more she screamed and howled
if ida been onna ship ah would have tied myself to the mast
but instead ah crawled under the bed (with another bottla wine)
well, the wind died down and eventually the sun came out and
now ah’m safe and sound
in rehab
for the next twenty-eight days
(can yuh sneak me a bottle durin’ visitin’ hours?)
© 2020
Written by Kinkpoet
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