Surreal Seeking Friendly Advice Poems
#surreal
missjem56
Poem Published
18th Mar 2024 5:19pm
18th Mar 2024 5:19pm
The Tri-Eyed Tribe
In a small wood Far, far, away
In an undiscovered part
Of this big wide world
Lived a very strange race of people
Their average height was only two foot six inches
Which is rather short But not strange
They spoke by making curious clicking noises
Maybe unusual But again, not strange
They were strict vegans
The idea of eating meat of any kind
They found totally repugnant
Yet again, nothing strange in that
What was strange
Was that they all possessed a third eye
Two of which Were exactly in the place
You'd...
In an undiscovered part
Of this big wide world
Lived a very strange race of people
Their average height was only two foot six inches
Which is rather short But not strange
They spoke by making curious clicking noises
Maybe unusual But again, not strange
They were strict vegans
The idea of eating meat of any kind
They found totally repugnant
Yet again, nothing strange in that
What was strange
Was that they all possessed a third eye
Two of which Were exactly in the place
You'd...
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeChangingMoment
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
13th Mar 2024 3:13pm
13th Mar 2024 3:13pm
Cocooned In Silk
One wild and wintry winter
He ventured to the wood
Guided only by the eerie moonlight
As he reached the spot,where a monster once stood
He called out "Oh monster!"
"Come to me forthwith"
"I wish to make a deal with you"
"That one day you may'st forgive"
He waited upon a mossy bank
Surrounded by frozen leaves
And within a moment of minutes
A loud crunching could be perceived
As he beckoned it even closer
He began to perceive its size
As wide as a felled oak tree ...
He ventured to the wood
Guided only by the eerie moonlight
As he reached the spot,where a monster once stood
He called out "Oh monster!"
"Come to me forthwith"
"I wish to make a deal with you"
"That one day you may'st forgive"
He waited upon a mossy bank
Surrounded by frozen leaves
And within a moment of minutes
A loud crunching could be perceived
As he beckoned it even closer
He began to perceive its size
As wide as a felled oak tree ...
#men
#monsters
#surreal
#witches
#curse
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missjem56
Poem Published
8th Mar 2024 1:11pm
8th Mar 2024 1:11pm
Olarf The Reindeer
Olarf hadn't quite made the grade
To qualify as one of Santas reindeer
He was ill disciplined, mischievous, and cheeky
But not to any extremes
His sense of fun
Was just a little over the top
Such as the time he put custard in Santas boots
Or the time he put a whoopie cushion
On Mis Christnas's chair
Even Santa was seen to let out a small yo ho
And even if he'd only done these things
Just a few times a year
It wouldn't be so bad
But it was nearly every day
That he was pranking
In fact, only yesterday
He took all...
To qualify as one of Santas reindeer
He was ill disciplined, mischievous, and cheeky
But not to any extremes
His sense of fun
Was just a little over the top
Such as the time he put custard in Santas boots
Or the time he put a whoopie cushion
On Mis Christnas's chair
Even Santa was seen to let out a small yo ho
And even if he'd only done these things
Just a few times a year
It wouldn't be so bad
But it was nearly every day
That he was pranking
In fact, only yesterday
He took all...
#satirical
#funny
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
7th Mar 2024 00:37am
7th Mar 2024 00:37am
The Avenging Ghost
"Why did you run me over?"
But you say nothing as You examine my broken body
Lying on the lonely road
The driver speaks to the passenger Who is still in the car
He laughs like a man possessed "It's alright" he shouts
"Another victim to add to my list!" He laughs again
As he returns to his car, and drives off
I'm barely alive I somehow manage to cross the road
Towards the woods To hide, just in case he comes back
But i knew i was dying
My last living thoughts Who would look after my children?
I left...
But you say nothing as You examine my broken body
Lying on the lonely road
The driver speaks to the passenger Who is still in the car
He laughs like a man possessed "It's alright" he shouts
"Another victim to add to my list!" He laughs again
As he returns to his car, and drives off
I'm barely alive I somehow manage to cross the road
Towards the woods To hide, just in case he comes back
But i knew i was dying
My last living thoughts Who would look after my children?
I left...
#murder
#ghosts
#revenge #surreal
#revenge #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Mar 2024 5:01pm
5th Mar 2024 5:01pm
Monkey See, Monkey Do
Me, and my whole family
Had caught a virus
Many of us died
But those that survived
Were changed
Including myself
We found, that we were able
To communicate with one another
Like never before
And formed a language of sorts
We began making tools
And building makeshift shelters
Prefering these
To the trees
And none of the other families
Of our ilk
Had evolved like us
So we assumed
That we were the only ones that had changed
As i aged
I witnessed the dramatic changes
As the other families ...
Had caught a virus
Many of us died
But those that survived
Were changed
Including myself
We found, that we were able
To communicate with one another
Like never before
And formed a language of sorts
We began making tools
And building makeshift shelters
Prefering these
To the trees
And none of the other families
Of our ilk
Had evolved like us
So we assumed
That we were the only ones that had changed
As i aged
I witnessed the dramatic changes
As the other families ...
#LifeChangingMoment
#evolution
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
29th Feb 2024 1:58pm
29th Feb 2024 1:58pm
Mad, Or What?
So here i am again
Living within the mundane
Trying to remain sane
Hoping that the inane, won't turn me insane
I don a white coat, not a mac
This white coat, does up at the back
But it's only put on when i go quack
And a flibble, and a flobble, and a yackety yack
It appears to all intent, and purposes, that ive gone mad
Or is this just another fad
Or another weird dream that ive had
When i need more padding, on my pad
It wasn't long, before i grew palmed hair
As i began growling, like a bear
And laugh...
Living within the mundane
Trying to remain sane
Hoping that the inane, won't turn me insane
I don a white coat, not a mac
This white coat, does up at the back
But it's only put on when i go quack
And a flibble, and a flobble, and a yackety yack
It appears to all intent, and purposes, that ive gone mad
Or is this just another fad
Or another weird dream that ive had
When i need more padding, on my pad
It wasn't long, before i grew palmed hair
As i began growling, like a bear
And laugh...
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeCycle #surreal
#LifeCycle #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
31st Jan 2024 1:52pm
31st Jan 2024 1:52pm
The Cow Cat (three letter words)
But how can you?
Pen the ode
Yes how?
Not now
The red cow
Moo, and moo
One! not two
Oaf!
Now set
One cow
New mew met
The sun
Was hot
And not
The cat
But out the cat ran
For sun tan
Fur now hot
Icy not
And cow moo
And cat mew
The cow cat
Two sat
Now one
Odd pet
Say you too
Moo mew
Not new
But now old
For one eon
by Jemia
Pen the ode
Yes how?
Not now
The red cow
Moo, and moo
One! not two
Oaf!
Now set
One cow
New mew met
The sun
Was hot
And not
The cat
But out the cat ran
For sun tan
Fur now hot
Icy not
And cow moo
And cat mew
The cow cat
Two sat
Now one
Odd pet
Say you too
Moo mew
Not new
But now old
For one eon
by Jemia
#parody
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#PowerOfWords
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Jan 2024 4:48pm
27th Jan 2024 4:48pm
The Fairy's Hornbeam Staircase
I had always wondered about the Hornbeam
That grew within a nearby park
Twas a wondrous magical tree
Especially under the moonlight, and the dark
And one such night i visited it
When the moon was full, and knowing
The fairy dust flew all around
As the tree began a-glowing
And from its base, a staircase formed
All bright, and shiny, and gold
It led up to its highest branches
A deep mystery to unfold
This profound vision, aroused my senses
As i proceeded to its base
And stepped upon the very first step ...
That grew within a nearby park
Twas a wondrous magical tree
Especially under the moonlight, and the dark
And one such night i visited it
When the moon was full, and knowing
The fairy dust flew all around
As the tree began a-glowing
And from its base, a staircase formed
All bright, and shiny, and gold
It led up to its highest branches
A deep mystery to unfold
This profound vision, aroused my senses
As i proceeded to its base
And stepped upon the very first step ...
#dreams
#fairies
#magic #surreal
#magic #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
5th Jan 2024 1:38am
5th Jan 2024 1:38am
The Elsewhere Fairy
Rustic oranges, reds yellows, and greens
Her wings were of a beautiful sheen
Topaz eyes, and verdigris hair
Wild imaginings, of a place elsewhere
Flowing brooks, of a bubbling blue
Rich deep crimson skies, of a softening hue
The setting sun, turns a tempting turtle titian
As the elsewhere fairy, has violet velvet visions
Her soft wings, glide upon a gentle zephyr
As she travels from elsewhere, to somewhere afar
Her arms spread wide, As she swoops deep down
And enters another world, deep underground
Where...
Her wings were of a beautiful sheen
Topaz eyes, and verdigris hair
Wild imaginings, of a place elsewhere
Flowing brooks, of a bubbling blue
Rich deep crimson skies, of a softening hue
The setting sun, turns a tempting turtle titian
As the elsewhere fairy, has violet velvet visions
Her soft wings, glide upon a gentle zephyr
As she travels from elsewhere, to somewhere afar
Her arms spread wide, As she swoops deep down
And enters another world, deep underground
Where...
#dreams
#nature
#fairies #surreal
#fairies #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
27th Dec 2023 4:05pm
27th Dec 2023 4:05pm
Sayeth I
A black smear
Across an orange sky
Not for me
Said i
I told my GP
And he said
It was best to avoid
Such things
He gave me pills
To cure many ills
But still
I now see
A black smear
Across an orange sky
Sayeth i
by Jemia
Across an orange sky
Not for me
Said i
I told my GP
And he said
It was best to avoid
Such things
He gave me pills
To cure many ills
But still
I now see
A black smear
Across an orange sky
Sayeth i
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical
#surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
16th Dec 2023 8:06pm
16th Dec 2023 8:06pm
Omnipresent?
Astral projection
Doppel gangers
Or perhaps i leapt through a worm hole
Or a portal
Or abducted by aliens
Whoever said i was at 1200 Postcards
For last Thursdays open mic
Sadly got it wrong
Sadly
As i would of loved to of been there
Unless i had been hypnotised
Or disguised as a cheese plant
(there are cheese plants there
and have oft wondered
whether they were cheese plants
or camouflaged customers!)
Or i was disguised as a bench
It must of been cunning, and sublime
As no poets were aware of my presence...
Doppel gangers
Or perhaps i leapt through a worm hole
Or a portal
Or abducted by aliens
Whoever said i was at 1200 Postcards
For last Thursdays open mic
Sadly got it wrong
Sadly
As i would of loved to of been there
Unless i had been hypnotised
Or disguised as a cheese plant
(there are cheese plants there
and have oft wondered
whether they were cheese plants
or camouflaged customers!)
Or i was disguised as a bench
It must of been cunning, and sublime
As no poets were aware of my presence...
#satirical
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
#LifeAsAWriter #surreal
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missjem56
Poem Published
15th Dec 2023 1:25am
15th Dec 2023 1:25am
The Affects Of Vertigo On A Cow
860 moons
Have passed me by
After 16 Leap Years lie
If i were a cow
And how, or now
Then i may of jumped
Over the moon
Like a goon
About 54 times total
Without a balloon
But i have vertigo
So miss opportunities, now gone
No marriages proposed
Nor yet whether i'm a cow
Has yet to be diagnosed
A very surreal swan song
by Jemia
Have passed me by
After 16 Leap Years lie
If i were a cow
And how, or now
Then i may of jumped
Over the moon
Like a goon
About 54 times total
Without a balloon
But i have vertigo
So miss opportunities, now gone
No marriages proposed
Nor yet whether i'm a cow
Has yet to be diagnosed
A very surreal swan song
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
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