Olarf The Reindeer

Olarf hadn't quite made the grade
To qualify as one of Santas reindeer
He was ill disciplined, mischievous, and cheeky
But not to any extremes
His sense of fun
Was just a little over the top
Such as the time he put custard in Santas boots
Or the time he put a whoopie cushion
On Mis Christnas's chair
Even Santa was seen to let out a small yo ho
And even if he'd only done these things
Just a few times a year
It wouldn't be so bad
But it was nearly every day
That he was pranking
In fact, only yesterday
He took all the laces out of the elves boots
Then hid them in a large pot in the kitchen
Unbeknown to Olarf
There was already spaghetti boiling away in the same pot
It wasn't until the elves started eating their spaghetti
That some of them realised where their missing laces were
And even then
It wasn't until some of the elves started to complain
About the spaghetti being very stringy
That they all realised the truth
What a day!
In all fairness to Olarf
He hadn't realised there was anything in the pot
Where he'd hidden the laces
So he was soon forgiven
But still not one of the Santa sleigh crew, yet....

by Jemia