Submissions by missjem56 (Jemia de Blondeville)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction i'm a po et!
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
Today 3:33pm
Today 3:33pm
Toodleloo!
Booby trapped bras
Like wheel less cars
Like a horse
Without a saddle
Or a canoe
Without a paddle
Or a poet
Without a quill
Or butterflies
Without wings
Caterpillars!
And that kind of thing
Sometimes
All we have to do
Is get in the queue
Although not much fun
When queuing for the loo!
by Jemia
Like wheel less cars
Like a horse
Without a saddle
Or a canoe
Without a paddle
Or a poet
Without a quill
Or butterflies
Without wings
Caterpillars!
And that kind of thing
Sometimes
All we have to do
Is get in the queue
Although not much fun
When queuing for the loo!
by Jemia
#funny
8 reads
1 Comment
OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
Yesterday 11:56pm
Yesterday 11:56pm
Broken Dreams
Mars, and Jupiter
Are
In mythological terms
Planets of war
Although
In reality
Tis Earth
On which we all dwell
Some of humanity
It's inhumanity
Can make it for many
Just like Hell
Yet we still live in hope
That Utopian dreams
Will cast a magic spell
False realities
Never cease
The mayhem
As those that hope
For better things
Fall into a quagmire
Of shattered dreams
by Jemia
Are
In mythological terms
Planets of war
Although
In reality
Tis Earth
On which we all dwell
Some of humanity
It's inhumanity
Can make it for many
Just like Hell
Yet we still live in hope
That Utopian dreams
Will cast a magic spell
False realities
Never cease
The mayhem
As those that hope
For better things
Fall into a quagmire
Of shattered dreams
by Jemia
#oppression
#war
#inequality
9 reads
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MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
Yesterday 12:01pm
Yesterday 12:01pm
SoMeTiMeS!?........
i, havE..sOme diffiCulty
with senten-
ce
structure an"d./
pUNCtuation*""!
Thrutched up with
LanGuage////>
whIcH iS mos''t
DiscombobulatinG?<
And also
quitE
KerfufFling!!!"
Especially
When my Words
fallllll......
D
O
W
N
into;;;;;"'
b i t s and!
p i e c e s'
This is when i know no nows
And no longer know
What the onus is with nous
Crag swaggering on the rocks
With my words
Abseiling
Into mountainous
Momentous ...
with senten-
ce
structure an"d./
pUNCtuation*""!
Thrutched up with
LanGuage////>
whIcH iS mos''t
DiscombobulatinG?<
And also
quitE
KerfufFling!!!"
Especially
When my Words
fallllll......
D
O
W
N
into;;;;;"'
b i t s and!
p i e c e s'
This is when i know no nows
And no longer know
What the onus is with nous
Crag swaggering on the rocks
With my words
Abseiling
Into mountainous
Momentous ...
#funny
#PowerOfWords
#confusion
12 reads
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
Yesterday 11:45am
Yesterday 11:45am
Granules
How big
And small
This planet is
We are not much more
Than a grain of sand
On the empty beaches
Of infinity
by Jemia
And small
This planet is
We are not much more
Than a grain of sand
On the empty beaches
Of infinity
by Jemia
#earth
#universe
#beach
14 reads
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
14th Jan 2022 00:41am
14th Jan 2022 00:41am
A Pain In The Derriere!
Doing the Rumba,
On my
Lumbar.
Getting
Fanatica,
To clear the
Sciatica!
by Jemia
On my
Lumbar.
Getting
Fanatica,
To clear the
Sciatica!
by Jemia
#funny
#suffering
19 reads
0 Comments
UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
13th Jan 2022 5:17pm
13th Jan 2022 5:17pm
Ladies, And Lairds...
I was once
Both a Scottish Laird
And a Lady of the lakes
Due to a mishap at birth
Well, we all make mistakes!
Ive now changed my name to Nessie
I'm a lairdy lady of lakes, and lochs
I now curtsy, with a bow
Wearing sometimes cutey kilts, and mini frocks
In my early years, i tossed the caber
And had my highland flings
But my heart, and soul weren't in it
During my time, as a changeling!
by Jemia
Both a Scottish Laird
And a Lady of the lakes
Due to a mishap at birth
Well, we all make mistakes!
Ive now changed my name to Nessie
I'm a lairdy lady of lakes, and lochs
I now curtsy, with a bow
Wearing sometimes cutey kilts, and mini frocks
In my early years, i tossed the caber
And had my highland flings
But my heart, and soul weren't in it
During my time, as a changeling!
by Jemia
#funny
#transgender
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
13th Jan 2022 4:11pm
13th Jan 2022 4:11pm
Blowing In The Wind
Like a soft zephyr breeze
Emitting from my derriere
But more fragrant!
The beautiful Cherry Blossom
Gently rolling along
Like a soft aromatic carpet
Of pink Marshmallows
With just the sound
Of a busy bee's hum
Without the odour
Of a smelly bum!
by Jemia
Emitting from my derriere
But more fragrant!
The beautiful Cherry Blossom
Gently rolling along
Like a soft aromatic carpet
Of pink Marshmallows
With just the sound
Of a busy bee's hum
Without the odour
Of a smelly bum!
by Jemia
#nature
#funny
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FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
9th Jan 2022 3:24pm
9th Jan 2022 3:24pm
Life Is But A Dream
after only 3 1/2 hours sleep, i woke up to this, this morning, something ive dreamt up.....
Life Is But A Dream
Imagine the weirdest collection of dreams you've ever had. Then imagine those dreams, were dreams, within dreams, within dreams. Then discovering that you are not the one dreaming these dreams, but merely one of the characters, within these dreams, of dreams, and that we are all no more than bit players within the most complex dream, being dreamt, by just one dreamer, and that this dreamers dream, although seemingly billions years old, as it includes all the known science...
Life Is But A Dream
Imagine the weirdest collection of dreams you've ever had. Then imagine those dreams, were dreams, within dreams, within dreams. Then discovering that you are not the one dreaming these dreams, but merely one of the characters, within these dreams, of dreams, and that we are all no more than bit players within the most complex dream, being dreamt, by just one dreamer, and that this dreamers dream, although seemingly billions years old, as it includes all the known science...
#dreams
#funny
#surreal
24 reads
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NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
8th Jan 2022 8:56pm
8th Jan 2022 8:56pm
Monsieur Tickle
Monsieur Tickle
A business associate
Of my pater
Me aged four
Monsieur Tickle
Oft would visit our home
And tickle me
And tickle me
And tickle me
At first
I felt tickled
At second
I felt uneasy
At third
I felt scared
I didn't understand
I thought being tickled
Was mean't to be fun
Not of terror
After a while
When Monsieur Tickle visited
I would hide
Just two years ago
I mentioned this
To my sister
Who remembered well
This tickling mister
This sinister mister ...
A business associate
Of my pater
Me aged four
Monsieur Tickle
Oft would visit our home
And tickle me
And tickle me
And tickle me
At first
I felt tickled
At second
I felt uneasy
At third
I felt scared
I didn't understand
I thought being tickled
Was mean't to be fun
Not of terror
After a while
When Monsieur Tickle visited
I would hide
Just two years ago
I mentioned this
To my sister
Who remembered well
This tickling mister
This sinister mister ...
#childhood
#abuse
#memories #fear
#memories #fear
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UPBEAT INSPIRATIONAL POEM
Published
6th Jan 2022 3:24pm
6th Jan 2022 3:24pm
Doorways,Or The Ways Of Doors!
I'd rather open doors
Than close them
Although i once heard
Of a man, quite absurd
Who disguised himself
As a door
Unfortunately
His knob fell off!
The trouble with open doors
They get mistaken for jars
Then let in draughts
I personally prefer chess
Other doors
Are like portals
To other worlds
Knock knock
Who's there?
A door
Adore who?
A dormouse
What?
Where's the exit
Which ways the door
The way of the door
Is by the doorway
As one door opens
Another one closes ...
Than close them
Although i once heard
Of a man, quite absurd
Who disguised himself
As a door
Unfortunately
His knob fell off!
The trouble with open doors
They get mistaken for jars
Then let in draughts
I personally prefer chess
Other doors
Are like portals
To other worlds
Knock knock
Who's there?
A door
Adore who?
A dormouse
What?
Where's the exit
Which ways the door
The way of the door
Is by the doorway
As one door opens
Another one closes ...
#fate
#funny
#philosophical
33 reads
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NON-FICTION PROSE
Published
5th Jan 2022 10:48pm
5th Jan 2022 10:48pm
Time, And Spaced!
Funny to think
Through fourteen years
Of buying, and selling
Of old coins
From around the planet
That literally
Several million years
Of accumulated history
Has passed through my hands
Their individual life's ether
And story
Of each individual coins history
Held by people
From all walks of life
Before passing through my hands
To then continue their journey
I find quite profound
Yet also funny to think
That aged just 12 years old
I found a small meteor
Probably a Chondrite
The size of a...
Through fourteen years
Of buying, and selling
Of old coins
From around the planet
That literally
Several million years
Of accumulated history
Has passed through my hands
Their individual life's ether
And story
Of each individual coins history
Held by people
From all walks of life
Before passing through my hands
To then continue their journey
I find quite profound
Yet also funny to think
That aged just 12 years old
I found a small meteor
Probably a Chondrite
The size of a...
#inspirational
#LifeAsAWriter
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SELF POEM
Published
5th Jan 2022 1:26pm
5th Jan 2022 1:26pm
A Wish
I miss
Having someone
To have tea, and a repartee
Over breakfast, lunch, tea
After sex
After a film
After, or during
Or before
Going out
Shopping
Walking
The holding of hands
The bonding
The togetherness
The laughter
The joy
The deep deep love
The silence
Its reality
Its truth
The white noise
Alone
With my thoughts
And memories....
by Jemia
Having someone
To have tea, and a repartee
Over breakfast, lunch, tea
After sex
After a film
After, or during
Or before
Going out
Shopping
Walking
The holding of hands
The bonding
The togetherness
The laughter
The joy
The deep deep love
The silence
Its reality
Its truth
The white noise
Alone
With my thoughts
And memories....
by Jemia
#loneliness
36 reads
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