Short Surreal Poems
#surreal
poem without meaning
sitting in his room reading anything else into it
would be silly
would be silly
#surreal
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AI Or Oo-er?
I don't fully comprehend
What's occuring
With all this AI stuff
Taking over the world
But my laptop
Has just informed me
That i'm to be
It's bitch!
Oo-er!
by Jemia
What's occuring
With all this AI stuff
Taking over the world
But my laptop
Has just informed me
That i'm to be
It's bitch!
Oo-er!
by Jemia
#technology
#funny
#surreal #dystopian
#surreal #dystopian
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The Bare Truth
I thought it
Unwise
To ask for
Advice
From a bear
So i didn't
Nor couldn't
Because
The bear
Was not
There!
by Jemia
Unwise
To ask for
Advice
From a bear
So i didn't
Nor couldn't
Because
The bear
Was not
There!
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
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Categorise
I wonder
Do cats
Have pronouns
Has anyone
With the ability
To talk cat
Ever asked?
Or dogs, horses
Or hippopotamus's?
Whilst
Within the mud
They basked
by Jemia
Do cats
Have pronouns
Has anyone
With the ability
To talk cat
Ever asked?
Or dogs, horses
Or hippopotamus's?
Whilst
Within the mud
They basked
by Jemia
#satirical
#funny
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
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1 Comment
Thoughtful Food
A plate
Of Plato
And potato
Is a lot to digest
Food
And philosophy
Worlds apart
Ne'er the twain should meet
Recipe for mash
The snow was crisp
Uneven
Time lay frozen
Hungry
Thoughtless
by Jemia
Of Plato
And potato
Is a lot to digest
Food
And philosophy
Worlds apart
Ne'er the twain should meet
Recipe for mash
The snow was crisp
Uneven
Time lay frozen
Hungry
Thoughtless
by Jemia
#LifeAsAWriter
#LifeCycle
#philosophical #surreal
#philosophical #surreal
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upon rodents and soap operas and nowt ..
rats and humanity have been
in opposition since the year
dot was declared dead on
eastenders or even quite
possibly before what the f#ck are
you on about ..
in opposition since the year
dot was declared dead on
eastenders or even quite
possibly before what the f#ck are
you on about ..
#surreal
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Planet Eater, One Way Ticket
It'e a small world
So very small
I could
Swallow it whole
Like a pill
And go on a strange
And curious trip
From which i may never return
by Jemia
So very small
I could
Swallow it whole
Like a pill
And go on a strange
And curious trip
From which i may never return
by Jemia
#travel
#philosophical
#surreal
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Humming
I
ONCE
HEARD
A
Hummingbird
LAUGH
HO
HUM
by Jemia
ONCE
HEARD
A
Hummingbird
LAUGH
HO
HUM
by Jemia
#birds
#funny
#surreal
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1 Comment
Sucking It All Up
If there is
Another side
I'm taking
An industrial sized
Hoover with me
All that
Cremation dust
Would really
Get right up my
Nose!
Aitchoo!
See!
by Jemia
Another side
I'm taking
An industrial sized
Hoover with me
All that
Cremation dust
Would really
Get right up my
Nose!
Aitchoo!
See!
by Jemia
#dark
#funny
#LifeCycle #surreal
#LifeCycle #surreal
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you can over think things
don’t know if anything I need to sit down on a chair, but then what if it isn’t ?
#surreal
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2/18/23 #2
You are a stick
Of new gum
Watermelon
Flavor crystals
Never wears out
Always fun to chew
Get lost in the giant
Bubbles
FLOAT AND POP
Of new gum
Watermelon
Flavor crystals
Never wears out
Always fun to chew
Get lost in the giant
Bubbles
FLOAT AND POP
#food
#surreal
#symbolism
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No Way Home
The mists,
Closing in about...
The woods darkly kissed!
Deepening doubt...
Claws slashing!
Flaying flesh from bone.
Tendrils lashing,
And no way home.
Reality crashing!
Closing in about...
The woods darkly kissed!
Deepening doubt...
Claws slashing!
Flaying flesh from bone.
Tendrils lashing,
And no way home.
Reality crashing!
#dark
#scary
#monsters
#surreal
#horror
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