A Metalhead's Absurd Vision

Long long ago before I became a SCATTERBRAIN watching EVIL DEAD movies repeatedly, I was ACCUSED of VIOLENCE on HALLOWS EVE. The DIRTY ROTTEN IMBECIALS (D.R.I.) who always needed an ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT lived near the WATCHTOWER. They agreed with my METHOD OF DESTRUCTION (M.O.D.). We were SICK OF IT ALL, POSSESSED in bringing this faction down to their knees. A CORROSION OF CONFORMITY was happening in our towns and on our streets. If any DEFIANCE came their way, you were FORBIDDEN to enter their SACRED REICH. There needed to be LETHAL AGRESSION. A FORCED ENTRY into their METAL CHURCH. We knew that there will be NO MERCY. Any CRUMBSUCKERS that wished us a BLESSED DEATH will succumb to WHIPLASH. A TESTAMENT to all you non-believers. An EXODUS was needed for those who were not able to battle the STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH (S.O.D.). These NASTY SAVAGE’s were CARNIVORE’s spreading ANTHRAX. The innocent were infected by GANG GREEN. ATROPHY and RIGOR MORTIS would later set in. We attacked them. There was no LEEWAY. This became the MELIAH RAGE. This didn’t slow them down one bit. There was only one way to eradicate these HEATHEN’s and that was with a NUCLEAR ASSAULT. This may have seemed like OVERKILL, but we knew there would be very few survivors. The assault happened. A MEGADETH of casualties. Those who survived had SUICIDAL TENDENCIES from the TOXIK fallout. The remaining survivors faced the SLAYER. The presence of the DEATH ANGEL came to claim all that perished in this conflict. After years of war and famine the DARK ANGEL arrived bringing forth an AGNOSTIC FRONT. Life on the planet became ice-covered. It became an ICED EARTH.
 
All the people that survived this nuclear war live on another planet light years away. Peace and Tranquility has spread throughout society. No more wars and no more senseless death. METALLICA’s first four albums are worshiped by all walks of human life.