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Abracadabra
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If God was a chicken
the Devil would be a roaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip9OCffEkUE


Abracadabra
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Still clucking
after seven thousand years of slavery
and barbaric genetic modification.
Chickens Rule

poet Anonymous

The Chick
was feeling lucky
so it went down to Kentucky,
'I'll be fine,' it said,
'Of that there is no doubt,'

but Colonel Sanders
took it and then put it
in a bucket
the Chicken's luck
had sadly run right out.

🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣🐥🐤🐣

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IDryad
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The three goats
crossed the bridge
and back again

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She who gloats doth quote the goats
who made off with her daughter
They longed for kids but at the bridge
they'd thrown her in the water
A passing boatman spied the wench
bedraggled and forlorn
She told him all her sorry tale
of kidnapping gone wrong




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IDryad
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They brayed
and boasted
irritating the trolls
under the bridge in Facebook 😏

Abracadabra
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Back in the day
when Goatbook was cool
before they drank the water
in the swimming pool

poet Anonymous

The Goats were unhappy,🐐🐐☹️
their gloom was deep; ☹️☹️
the men in Aberdeen 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
preferred shagging sheep🐑🐑🐑

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYNrHLfIx_4&pp=ygUNc2hlZXBzaGFnZ2Vycw%3D%3D


🐑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🐑

Abracadabra
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Now I understand --
this means K.Stamerra
must be a wooly alien hybrid
from scouseland

Abracadabra
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Minimalists
who embark on colonic irrigation for aspiring word turds
rarely shit a whole one

Abracadabra
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Have patience in the desert
and dream of rain

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IDryad
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Let's all flesh up and leave says the skeletons

Abracadabra
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A crime to chop up thine flesh
then leave to one side whilst maketh
sad recipe bone idle

Abracadabra
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Every clock in the world
had stopped but midnight
still struck




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They rose from the ashes
to relight the flames

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