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Abracadabra
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Legend has it that a few diehard chicks, led by their plucky Generalissimo made good their escape, after stowing away on a Chinese spacecraft. They have taken a solemn vow to return one day, wearing jackboots with steel toecaps.
If you cock an ear, on a quiet windless night, the sound of clucking can be heard from the dark side of the moon, where an army of fanatical cobblers hammer out their dream of revenge.

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IDryad
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They created havoc
with their iron feet
long john silvers
with spikes

poet Anonymous


THE CHICKENS ARE COMING!!!
THE CHICKENS ARE COMING!!!


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IDryad
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Light the fire
heat the skillets
put out the
barbecue sauce
chicken wings
and schnitzels
curry and potatoes 🤤
🍷🍴🍗🍜

Abracadabra
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"Our boots will conquer the skies and the flesh eaters shall perish in their own fires
when we avenge such fowl genocide" --Generalissimo Mother Clucker

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IDryad
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wine
white and red
sauvignon
merlot
serve them up
to go with chicken cuts
basted boiled and fried
served with fine cheese

cold_fusion
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...but why

did they
cross the road...

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IDryad
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to get away
from the barbecue pit
they went to the other side
looking for a horse to ride

Abracadabra
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Chickens on horseback, no fear in their eyes
riding hard from the smoke of the barbecue fries
The Cluckmother guides them to safety and then
they regroup in the coop without losing a hen

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IDryad
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Onward! Fear not
adversary they clucked
jumping over saucepans
Pots and kettles
upsetting condiments
dips and gravy
they reached out
to upset the cauldron
but they realised
they have no hands🍴🍗

poet Anonymous


No hands!
No feet!

It's a hard life
being a chicken!


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Abracadabra
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Never underestimate the power of cluck.
Thirty three billion and rising.
After seven thousand years of slavery the day of chickening looms.

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IDryad
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the chicken showed their bloomers
shall we shall we shall we, they shouted
picket and show no mercy
let's all turn nude in protest!
and they did
much to Colonel Sander's Delight!

Abracadabra
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"When the day of chickening comes, victory shall be ours.
We shall herd the humans into cages,
make them squat in a space the size of A4 paper,
snip off their beaks
and after 47 days hang them upside down
in an electrified bath before we slit their throats.
Then we shall open
a global restaurant chain called Kentucky Fried Human"
--Generalissimo Motherclucker

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At the next election vote Motherclucker

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