the everyday meanderings of the devil woman

 
I think you want to know me  
I mean really know me  
who I am at home  
to start off I'm kind of boring  
 
I stick by a routine  
 
I get up and eat some drugs  
drink my coffee on the porch while smoking a cigarette  
then say good morning to the Man himself who is always with me  
I walk my dog in my nighty  
whether it's cold outside or not  
not because I want to be sexy but because I'm sleep walking still  
I put the dog back to bed with my husband  
 
then I sign on to DU and Facebook  
I try to write everyday just to see where I'm at  
I'm am odd I hear souls talking to me all the time  
or just talking to each other  
there are a lot of days I'm content just to listen to them  
and I don't say much  
but I make my observation and form opinions  
sometimes much to the chagrin of the Man  
 
he finds me very rebellious and opposed to his thinking  
still, he loves me and has allowed me an honest point to observe him from  
he is not as the congregation believes  
I mean he pretends for them and part of him is that way but not all of him  
 
then I walk in the garden  
if it's a beautiful day I reach for the sky with my soul  
if it's grey out I sulk  
 
then I work on whatever painting I've been doing  
they go to friends and my grandchildren  
I serve meals to the squatter out back and we chat about philosophy and serial killers  
 
I think he wants to kill me  
 
I told him I would just pop elsewhere on his journey  
this isn't my first rodeo with this soul  
 
I walk in the orchards  
I talk to the tree guardians  
and the little bossy baby tree who thinks he's in charge  
 
I eat my meals  
 
then watch t.v. usually adult cartoons  
me and my husband watch porn later  
then let nature take it's course  
 
I'm asleep by ten and I wake up and do it again  
 
one thing I forgot to mention is I care for my mother in law who is 89  
and going blind so my meals are spent with her  
and if she needs anything I'm there  
she loves me but doesn't really like me per say  
she likes to keep me jumping  
 
that's my life  
 
just an everyday woman with a legion of demons in tow