I write dirty poems Underneath my grimy veneer though Lies the romantic I write for shock It amuses me Some of it is true Some ain't
The romantic in me dries your back After a massive hot flash You pull your panties down So I can get to the sweat pool just above your ass crack I do it lovingly All hours of the night You didn't ask for cancer or a hysterectomy at 47 Least i can do
We're thinking about getting another dog A senior this time One that needs a home after an owner has died Or...
Ate cereal with blueberries Had a 90 minute therapeutic massage Went to the movies ( Ad Astra ) Walked In the rain Ate a Taco Bowl at Chipotle ( hadn't been there in 10 years ) Drank lemonade ( you know how much i love that, don't you ? ) Had ice cream at Sedutto ( cup of Caramel Surprise ) Watched Meet the Press on the DVR Some private messages with poets Drank a bunch of fingers of 4 Rose's Single Barrel Bourbon Consumed a lot of water Slept pretty good
Gimme a bottle of Wild Turkey 101 and a Hershey Bar
I donít need fancy Just real and good Gourmet is floaty Iím not made that way You can keep sunny days to a minimum too All I want from the sun is my eggs up A little runny and marmalade for days Coffee strong and dark Like my women No retreat for this cowboy The fences might be torn Thatís not my problem anymore The bar is calling Theyíre playing my song
Titty Bar, Hot Buffet, Meaning of Life ( Bukowski Chronicles)
Mid-Life crisis? Hardly The sausage and peppers are good there Not exactly fine dining Who goes to a titty bar for the food ? Not answering that Crappy draught beer Dime store wine You want a better title? Do it yourself Boss
If I'm on stage doing my act About all my issues with people Everyone is laughing and connecting And I'm seen as a comedic genius But, if I'm confiding in you as a friend, about all my human issues Secretly, but not to my face You think I'm a fucking Loser Why the double standard ? Is it because you paid to see the comedian ?