I'm Texting with my Friend about getting a Davey Crockett Hat
He doesn't think I'm crazy Others might Informs me that they are hot on the head Thinking it might be good to protect my dome Harmful sun rays and all He suggests a wig It's a thought I say Maybe a Beatles look He says go blond I say redhead Texting fills in the blanks At times strangely moronic I'm thinking about the last of the bourbon It's past 5pm on the east coast
Had a few Smithwicks the other night Then I peed all night While I enjoyed it in the moment I paid later Drank some bourbon last night and slept well Do the math Waiting for my wife to go to the bank so I can jerk off Will be the first load since my skin cancer tumor removal Keeping you in the loop Humor is everything
First I thought it was a giant rat That was scary enough Then I settled on baby raccoon That was even weirder because it was daytime In talking to my upstate friend He advised the Opossum theory I Googled Sure enough the critter matched the picture Is an opossum a rodent I wondered ? Rodents are a plenty here They will be counted in the census An opossum is a game changer Thoughts ?
Awake I should be sleeping Beer at the pub last night Plant based meat for dinner Porn is homogenized Muse kinda hates me Days in between stations Vending machine out of religion Saw a raccoon in broad daylight Working the city streets Weirdly scary What’s next ?
She had a common dog name Ginger I thought I was being original when I named her Later to find out not so much No matter Had her for 15 years A lot of time to mix and match You pet owners know Variations on a theme Henceforth the list:
Ginger Ging Gingaria Gingalita Pebble Pebble Peb Pebulondo Brown Sweet Pea Von Dooper Dooper Booper Thing Beautiful Girl
You don't know me Well maybe you do It's only here though Social Fucking Media Sometimes I want to call you Burst into your imperfect world Maybe make you laugh Or cry I'd like to have that freedom Yet I'm a stranger Air Vapor Mist
For Xmas Will he give you a choker ? You know I will Velvet for a night out downtown Black Leather and a red ball gag Excellent for home use and a bitch workout I know he will give you something useful What a fucking drag Good thing you have me for the salacious I'll never let you down
I've been battling skin cancer since 2012 New carcinoma removed today Fortunately I got it very early Still invasive micro surgery I am cancer free this evening Grateful for my surgeon and staff It's a battle I face daily The sun is the devil Be vigilant Avoid unnecessary sun exposure I love going to the movies Dark and no harmful rays Popcorn