Rancid Rhyming

A hooded soldier
persistent and relentless
Always on the offense
penetrating every defense

I'm a rude crude dude
and absolutely lewd
Lemme hit this toke I just brewed

*does a drug*

Anyways and furthermore
Just in case your mom don't know the score
she's a stupid worthless dishrag whore
a glutton for punishment always begging for more

Her ass is beaten red
better red than dead
unless you with a nigga Rancid

And that's Randy
learn to fear me
I slay fools daily
Vicious in a melee

Unlike you, ya hambone.
Hittin up theaters alone,
prolly a brone.
smart as a stone.
We all know yo momma is who ya wanna bone.

This nigga is suspect
Positively low test
He into some hentai incest
and of course he's a manlet
a beta saving skanks in debt
and how quick they forget
once they drain his wallet

But my life is just Rancid
your detriment is my benefit
I own all your star chips
I fly by on star ships
hittin hard bongrips
bangin lotsa Nips
armed with the best equips
my cap is even flipped
I am now the ultimate

Now quit wasting time
dinner's almost ready
at the end of this verse
I begin to unleash my worst
I spit fire in repeated bursts
fry you up like breakfast brattwurst
your foul ass removed from my earth
your bitch ass soul eternally cursed