3. REBEL: The leather-clad, bad, biker boy rebel without a cause. THE ABC’S OF ME
A ll American agrarian asshole.
B arnyard born because behind the barn breed.
C hild chasing chickens, consuming cornbread.
D elinquent doing diabolical disgusting dastardly deeds to domesticated dairy.
E xhibitionist exposes ending embarrassingly.
F arm-boy fucks farm-girl at family friendly Four-H Fair.
G irl Georgiana gave me Goober’s green gonad gross gonorrhea.
H is horny ‘He-haw Holiness’ I got herpes from either a heifer or hog.
I nglorious idiot, intimacy ignorant, intercourse inadequate.
J uvenile jokester, jackass jerk-off.
K ooky and kinky I need to be, ‘kept kenneled’!
L osing my libido I'm always lamenting love lost.
M asochist masturbator masturbating myself to mournful misery.
N eurotic nuisance nobody needs that's emotionally needy.
O bviously older obstinate ogre who occasionally ogles others offensively.
P rimeval prankster, predictably pervert prone, ‘please phone police’!
Q uixotic questing quid-pro-quo quickie.
R ebellious red rebel righteously recruiting rightwing revolutionaries!
S he said to me, “Selfish stupid son-of-bitch, shove-off!”
U narguably unearthly undeniably ugly.
V elveeta Valley’s vanilla vexing varmints and vamps. .
W orker constantly warring with coworkers, where-ever, when-ever.
X XXL, X-Rated, xtra-stupid walking X-Lax!
Y ep, Yo’mamma, ye-yiggidy-ding! You-know-what-I-mean!
Z ap zit, zero, zilch!