Clichéd voices

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8. MIDDLE-AGED GUY

PUTIN

I am old KGB
From former CCCP

I ride a horsey
And don’t wear T

Leader of the Mother Land
I also be boss to Uncle Sam

I ask your Mr.Trumpy
‘Who’s your daddy?’

He says nothing
Just drops his panties

Chicks of from the former Soviet state
Think in bed I am great

Especially the painted ladies
That have sex for money

We Russians have best hookers
Make good spies undercover

One hoe married my bitch boy Trump
He’d rather she pee on him than hump

So all you hot American women
Know that a grandpa from Siberia

Can make you squeal and scream
And go into mass hysteria

Now excuse me I go hunting
Squirrel and moose must die
To show my sexy side
I wear no shirt when I try

Note; I’m going to invade Crimea.  I would have done it before but thought I should wait till Obama left.  I admit, I’ve been Stalin.  Best be Putin things off a bit, and not go Russian in there, till I hold strings that make orange puppet dance

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10. MOTHER: Haiku

I’m a sexy mom
How to tell moms are sexy?
Need sex to be mom

I'd be lying if i didn't say I had a favourite...

...but all great entries and I'm fickle-minded...so it's all up for grabs. Enter your clichéd character - they are so often avoided and bring their voice to life!

Thanks for the blue votes, & salute to DevlinDLC & stagerlee, so much excellent poetry here...

Wow!
My sincerest gratitude to the Host and the Voters!
I Am So Honored.

John ... good to be on "top" of you.
and staggerlee ... congrats!