Bring on the filth! (#erotic)

They were jest ol' cuntry cusins    
'n I guess they sure knew the score    
mostly wore nuttin' but big grins    
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins.    
     
We'ell o' course he just slipt right in    
Gramps sez ''she's a fine lil' 'hore''    
they were jest ol' cuntry cusins    
'n I guess they sure knew the score.    
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When Maw'n Paw were jest the two    
but he made me'n now there's more    
jest like ol' cuntry cusins do    
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.    
     
Now I'm almost jest about grew    
'n Paw's jest a randy ol' boar    
but he med me'n I'm sore screwed  
when Maw'n Paw were jest the two.    
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Tho' Maw'n Paw are both long gone    
he bred in me well hung home boys  
round here there ain't no law along    
tho' Maw'n Paw are both long gone.    
     
Me'n the boys have a right ding dong    
ain't much to do but, sheeoot, enjoy    
tho' Maw'n Paw are both long gone    
he bred me some well hung home boys.  
   
3Xtriolet

The sight of your glorious body laying bare before me
The scent of your Jasmin Noir perfume teasing my nose
A bowl waits by your side filled with chocolate cream
I lick my lips in anticipation and pick up my paintbrush.
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I dip the brush in and begin the first stroke
Your honey eyes study the relaxed motions of my hand
I lead the thin brush over your perked nipples and perfectly mounded breasts
Your pupils dilate and sweat forms on your mocha skin.
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Yet even the sinful chocolate can’t compare
To the sweetness of your mouth-watering cream
I take a taste; your breath hitches
And my tongue goes numb as the tastebuds overload.
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Rich caramel intoxicates me
This is the sweetest of desserts that I’ve ever had
I can barely get over the initial shockwave of pleasure
But we have all night; another taste wouldn’t hurt.

After a long and stressful day
I’m really itching to hit the shower
To feel the warm water wash my stress away
I could stay in here for hours.
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A shiver passes down my spine
As the shower door swings out
I turn around and see something so divine
My throat goes dry as if suffering from drought.
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And a form of drought I am suffering from
The miserable torture of being untouched
Despite your primal stare, I feel calm
And from within spreads a deep flush.
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You step inside and close the door
The small space suddenly feels even more confined
Your darkened eyes send shivers down to my very core
I look at your body and admire its design.
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You approach me and push me back against the wall
You press your warm lips against my sensitive neck
I gasp in delight, and pressed against you I feel so small
I feel so blessed to have you; I picked the right card from the deck.
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You grab my hair and force me to look into your eyes
Those gorgeous blue-green orbs are enough to get me wet
Your member pokes at my abdomen and I’m taken aback by its size
You give me that cocky smile that I adore as if saying: ‘This is as good as you’ll get.’
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Your strong hand plays with my breasts and pinches my nipples
It’s exactly the way I love it; you’re driving me wild
The water cascades down and causes ripples
Your touch ignited the sparks and is fueling my fire.
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As you bite my neck, your nimble fingers slide south
You gently caress my sacred part, and slowly slide one finger into my heat
You mute my moans by sticking your tongue into my mouth
As nice as your gentle strokes feel, they’re not enough for me to feel complete.
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My moans get louder as you play with my clit
My nails dig into your back the way that you like
You guide your member to rest at my entrance, waiting for me to submit
You already know what I want, no need to be a psyche.
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You slide into me slowly and I shudder in unrestrained pleasure
Inch by inch your member rubs against my walls
You are my oasis in a merciless desert
Good thing you’re holding me up otherwise I’d fall.
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You pick up the pace and begin to thrust
I follow your lead, and rotate my hips
Even in this primal joining you’re still the only one I can trust
The pleasure between my legs increases and I bite my lips.
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Each thrust of yours brings you in faster and deeper
Our eyes lock as we continue to grind against each other
You kiss me hard and I respond back eagerly
Your taste intoxicates me, and I know that I can never belong to another.
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 Your member hits all the sweet spots inside of me
I tilt my head back and I feel myself getting closer
You pick up the pace and leave kisses that electrify me
I’m simply a passionate melody and you are the composer.
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My moment has come, and I let out a cry
Your breathing gets harder as you allow your release
We lean against each other as we recover from our high
After an exhilarating voyage, I’m now at peace.
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I sigh in pure bliss as you wrap me in your arms
I can still feel your heartbeat inside of my core
“We have to clean off again, huh?” you say as you kiss my palms
I smile as I feel your hardness once more. “Let’s go for more.”

Andy axed Allison’s anus at an Asylum.
Betty’s Big Brown Beaver bewildered Brittney because Betty’s beaver before breathed blonde.
Bob’s Bird In Hand became befuddled by Bunny blocking Bob’s balderdash bullshit!
Barry’s Blueballs baffled Brooke.
Bumpville became boredville by Bill.
Cindy cums cautiously, cause Carl can’t Climax.
Francis found Freelove Valley feverishly fun for fucking.
Fertility frightens Frank. Frank fears fornication.
Gloria’s Gap gushed, greasing Gary’s genitals.
Harry hovers Harriet’s Honey Pot. Harriet hopes he handles her Honey Hole hurriedly.
Iris is into intense Intercourse incessantly.  
Larry loves Lily’s Lititz. Lily likes Larry licking lusciously.  
Mike made massive moves making Mount Joy Mandy’s monumental mainstay.
Patti’s Peach Bottom produced poop. Peter’s pecker plunged.  
Rough & Ready, Rosy rides Ralph repeatedly.
Some Slippery Rock, Sarah scored sexually sucking Scott’s schlong.
Tara tonight took Timmy to Two Lick Valley. Tara tongued Timmy’s testes. Tara told Timmy, testes tasted terrible!
Virginville Vera ventured vigorously. Vocally vitiating vaginal vexation.

Waitresses are a huge turn on for me
Big smiles, fairly attractive and have wonderful personalities
They accommodate the best they can
They want a fat tip from me, the man

Many years back I was attracted to this 20something year old girl
Her name was Jenny, cute face, tight body with long black curls
She hustled to make the cash,
Working countless hours accumulating a large stash

One day I grew some courage, asked her out, she said sure
She told me she had a disease that has no cure
I said, “I’m sorry to hear this anything I can do?”
She said, “Yes, later on I’ll show you a thing or two.”

6:30pm came and I was in front of her place
Not a nice neighborhood, actually it’s a damn disgrace
She looked radiant and smelled delicious with her makeup & perfume
I said, “I need to get some gas, I’m driving here on fumes”.

From there we went out to a nice place to eat
Asked her what she likes, she replied, “A bed with silk sheets.”
Wasn’t expecting an answer like that
All she wanted to do was get me into her sack

I said, “My place or yours, where would you like to go?”
Let’s go back to my place, I will put on a show
Her place was small, but her room was clean and quaint
She threw me on her bed, squeezed my balls, I was about to faint

I screamed and said, “WHAT THE FUCK?!!”
She had a wicked laugh, pulled down my pants and began to suck
She sucked my dick as though she was a vacuum cleaner
She was so rough, I periodically checked if I still had a wiener

I decided to use some of my strength and flipped her onto her back
I ripped off her bra, sat on her stomach and said, “Wow Nice Rack!”
With all this happening so fast
I bent her over, lubed up my meat and stuck it deep into her ass

She had a round peach like butt that any man would drool for
Her hole was so damn tight, she was screaming, “I'M SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!”
I eventually pulled out and rammed it in her twat
She said, “You’re a dirty fuck, Damn that’s so fucking hot!”

As I was reaching climax, she was arching her back and getting close
Her body was trembling, head moving side to side, wiggling in her toes
She let out a scream telling me she was about to cum
I decided I can shoot my load now or continue to have fun

I then thought of the incurable disease she once told me about
My prick got all limp, once facing north, now it’s facing south
She became annoyed and said, “What’s going on?”
I said, “Tell me about your disease or I’m gone.”

She said the incurable disease I meant
Was that I love to have wild unsafe sex
I’m addicted to pleasure, can’t you see
Just a mild case of genital herpes.

My beautiful lover has a special friend
sometimes I talk to when we're alone in bed
This friend gets really aroused when delicately rubbed
fills my cherished woman with feelings that she loves
 
I'm always thinking of this friend, who's always on my mind
My lover says I'm engrossed but knows I'm a rare find
I sensuously caress my lover's tender skin
I push my mouth against her warmth and desirously begin
 
I apply direct pressure to her secret spot
dive my tongue into her love so fragrant, wet and hot
My woman is feeling regenerated, emotionally high
Occasionally it's better to give than receive, I readily oblige
 
My hair becomes sloppy as I make love orally
Such enjoyment and gratification to administer ecstasy
Moaning and groaning escape from her lips
Invigorating streams of pleasure race through her undulating hips
 
Her body is now squirming and going into spasms
Her back is curved, eyes roll back, it's time for her orgasm

Boy, I want you.

I wanna eat you right up.
I want you to eat me right up.
I want you fucking my skull.
I want you pulling my hair.
I want you spanking my ass.
I want you biting my lip.
I want my legs around your neck.
To be taken from behind.
Bent over the kitchen counter.
On the floor, at your knees.
Begging you.
Yes. no. please!

I want your hair between my fingers.
I want your cum in my mouth.
I want your kisses on my neck.
My nipples between your teeth.
Juices running down my thighs.
Your tongue deep in my pussy.
Your saliva all over my breasts.
Your sweat on my skin.
Your body on mine.
Tears in my eyes.
Fuck me. You’re divine.

I just need a good ragging.
A good beating, a good smacking.
A rough pounding to my core.
I wanna be left feeling sore.
Just tell me to my face.
I’m an absolute disgrace.
I’m a bitch and a whore.
A complete slut, greedy for more.

Just spit on me man.
This girl likes to be wet.
And she ain’t wet enough yet.
You ain’t made her gush.
Please be more rough.
A much firmer touch.
Just tie up my hands.
And take me like a man.
Force yourself on me.
Slap me, destroy me.

Fluids all over your lips.
Pinned down by my hips.
Restrained at the wrists.
Contort my body.
Bind my arms.
Spread those legs wide.
Get ready for the ride.
A girl needn’t be shy.