Short Funny Poems
#funny
Short funny poems. 30 words or less, most recently published poems first.
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
6th Jan 2025 11:02pm
6th Jan 2025 11:02pm
Billy
I need you.
Stop hiding.
I'm here for all the fake people,
You call family.
I hate them.
Stop hiding.
I'm here for all the fake people,
You call family.
I hate them.
#funny
152 reads
7 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
6th Jan 2025 9:33pm
6th Jan 2025 9:33pm
LOL
everyone thought i was crazy when I saw all of your family died.
They thought I was just drunk.
But I saw your future.
They thought I was just drunk.
But I saw your future.
#funny
70 reads
0 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
6th Jan 2025 5:46am
6th Jan 2025 5:46am
Ha!
That moment when the people at work realize all I'll do is mock them. Hide bitches!
#funny
82 reads
8 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
3rd Jan 2025 1:10am
3rd Jan 2025 1:10am
ST(r)ANG(e)?
Angst
An anagram
Of gnats
So the best way
To get rid of gnats
Is by
Swatting the angst!
Which all makes perfect sense
To the senseless
by Jemia
An anagram
Of gnats
So the best way
To get rid of gnats
Is by
Swatting the angst!
Which all makes perfect sense
To the senseless
by Jemia
#anxiety
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
#LifeAsAWriter #satirical
55 reads
0 Comments
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
2nd Jan 2025 9:22pm
2nd Jan 2025 9:22pm
How long do I have to say happy new year?
I write this poem every year
I'm already sick of good cheer
Optimism is another no go
Sullen and Sulky is my usual
When I'm being a sarcastic fuck
Then you know I'm happy
I'm already sick of good cheer
Optimism is another no go
Sullen and Sulky is my usual
When I'm being a sarcastic fuck
Then you know I'm happy
#anxiety
#funny
#LifeCycle #NewYear
#LifeCycle #NewYear
139 reads
29 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
2nd Jan 2025 1:48pm
2nd Jan 2025 1:48pm
Chubby Unicorn
In every hole, there's a light.
I found it.
I found it.
#funny
73 reads
12 Comments
Carpe_Noctem
Poem Published
27th Dec 2024 6:50pm
27th Dec 2024 6:50pm
Everyone forgets my f**king birthday
Generally I'm not a big song and ceremony type
when it comes to birthday hype
If someone asks, I tell them the day
However beyond that I won't remind. Not my way
when it comes to birthday hype
If someone asks, I tell them the day
However beyond that I won't remind. Not my way
#aging
#funny
#LifeCycle
84 reads
5 Comments
missjem56
Poem Published
17th Dec 2024 6:09pm
17th Dec 2024 6:09pm
The Marmite Monster
The Marmite monster
Sometimes leaves
Their sticky footprints
In my hair!
And sometimes
Seemingly everywhere!
But where i like
This Marmite monster most
Is when he's crept
Across my toast!
by Jemia
Sometimes leaves
Their sticky footprints
In my hair!
And sometimes
Seemingly everywhere!
But where i like
This Marmite monster most
Is when he's crept
Across my toast!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#monsters #satirical
#monsters #satirical
51 reads
0 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
Olaf And A Possible Relative
Hey, Anna! Come
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
#dialogue
#family
#fiction
#FreeVerse
#funny
66 reads
0 Comments
PeaceFlpw
Peace Flow
Peace Flow
Poem Published
6th Dec 2024 8:51pm
6th Dec 2024 8:51pm
Marijuana
shit hits your soul wayy different when you're hiiighhhh... smh. damnn
#funny
#marijuana
#TruthOfLife #LifeCycle
#TruthOfLife #LifeCycle
159 reads
PeaceFlpw
Peace Flow
Peace Flow
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 10:14pm
1st Dec 2024 10:14pm
Me while I'm high
Smh.... [This life shit, is crazy than a muthafucka]
lol 🙂🫠
lol 🙂🫠
#boredom
#funny
#marijuana
165 reads
RyanBlackborough
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 11:28am
1st Dec 2024 11:28am
It's sweet insight
"Good afternoon sir, welcome to the patisserie. What can I get for you"
"Hi, yes I'd like some cake please"
"Certainly, is it for a particular occasion"
"No no, simply to observe"
"Hi, yes I'd like some cake please"
"Certainly, is it for a particular occasion"
"No no, simply to observe"
#funny
112 reads
2 Comments
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