Short Funny Poems
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Short funny poems. 30 words or less, most recently published poems first.
Pigeon Holed
Oh dear
It's near
To that time of year
When the pigeons
Start performing
Life sex shows
On my balcony! (not an euphemism!)
It's like pigeon pie
In the sky
Coo!
by Jemia
It's near
To that time of year
When the pigeons
Start performing
Life sex shows
On my balcony! (not an euphemism!)
It's like pigeon pie
In the sky
Coo!
by Jemia
#birds
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter #sex
#LifeAsAWriter #sex
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Carrots!
I tried
To0 feed
My rabbit
With a carrot
But in the end
I discovered
That electricity
Was
My rabbits'
Best friend!
by Jemia
To0 feed
My rabbit
With a carrot
But in the end
I discovered
That electricity
Was
My rabbits'
Best friend!
by Jemia
#food
#funny
#satirical #sex
#satirical #sex
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Fired
I sexually harrass the special needs.
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
I'm real sexy.
Skinny as fuck and annoying.
Let me come help this girl out,
That's being harassed.
So I can get fired.
LMAO
#funny
92 reads
3 Comments
Shin-rin Yoku Too!
Sun bathing
One tends to get a nice tan
To much sun
One goes lobster!
Shin-rin Yoku (tree bathing)
I spent to long under the leaves
And turned green!
this experience
Left me feeling jaded!
by Jemia
One tends to get a nice tan
To much sun
One goes lobster!
Shin-rin Yoku (tree bathing)
I spent to long under the leaves
And turned green!
this experience
Left me feeling jaded!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#nature #trees
#nature #trees
31 reads
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Not Quite A Hamadryad
Last Christmas
I considered
Wearing a small christmas tree
On my head!
So i could declare
"Look!"
"The christmas tree
Is on top of the fairy
This year!"
But didn't!
by Jemia
I considered
Wearing a small christmas tree
On my head!
So i could declare
"Look!"
"The christmas tree
Is on top of the fairy
This year!"
But didn't!
by Jemia
#Christmas
#fairies
#funny #satirical
#funny #satirical
56 reads
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A Deathly Balcony
A murder of crows, I saw on her breast!’
Our vicar said to us.
‘That room enough was on her chest
Proves that Satan gave her that bust!’
Our vicar said to us.
‘That room enough was on her chest
Proves that Satan gave her that bust!’
#funny
67 reads
3 Comments
Alex Jones
You survived.
Good job.
Hahahaha
Good job.
Hahahaha
#funny
102 reads
6 Comments
Pathetic Investigation
Let's investigate!
Pretend I'm trying to date,
All these guys!
Harassment! Lies!
What are joke, bitch!
I'm online,
Talking about you,
All the time!:
Pretend I'm trying to date,
All these guys!
Harassment! Lies!
What are joke, bitch!
I'm online,
Talking about you,
All the time!:
#funny
76 reads
4 Comments
Revelation
Went out to buy a ladder,
To take out all the drones with a baseball bat.
#Save Humanity!
To take out all the drones with a baseball bat.
#Save Humanity!
#funny
68 reads
4 Comments
Pizsed
Billy snagged me in a cage.
It's kind of a stage.
Except I'm not on the front page.
In the basement I stay.
Forever!
It's kind of a stage.
Except I'm not on the front page.
In the basement I stay.
Forever!
#funny
73 reads
7 Comments
Friendship
Harrass me, so I can see you care.
Trap me, because you're true and fair.
Talk to me, hold me down and stare.
Kiss and rape me, it's better if you share
Trap me, because you're true and fair.
Talk to me, hold me down and stare.
Kiss and rape me, it's better if you share
#funny
#TruthOfLife
84 reads
6 Comments
Am Bi?
Ambivert
ambit
Ambidextrous
ambitions
Ambiguitease!
by Jemia
ambit
Ambidextrous
ambitions
Ambiguitease!
by Jemia
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#parody #satirical
#parody #satirical
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