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Pete_25
Poem Published
7th Feb 2025 8:10am
7th Feb 2025 8:10am
Mess
This house is a bleedin' mess
There's dust everywhere
You really need to address
You are an idle mare
The carpet needs a hoover
The table needs a wipe
You really need to manoeuvre
If you want an easy life
There's food on the hob
It needs a damn good cleaning
You're such a lazy slob
I want to see it gleaming
Stop moaning about your back
Complaining about your knees
I'll only cut some slack
As you're nearly eighty-three!
There's dust everywhere
You really need to address
You are an idle mare
The carpet needs a hoover
The table needs a wipe
You really need to manoeuvre
If you want an easy life
There's food on the hob
It needs a damn good cleaning
You're such a lazy slob
I want to see it gleaming
Stop moaning about your back
Complaining about your knees
I'll only cut some slack
As you're nearly eighty-three!
#funny
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PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
Circus
You may be wondering why Pittinix has been silent about the result of the recent US presidential election.
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
#politics
#funny
#humankind #philosophical
#humankind #philosophical
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PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
Circus
You may be wondering why Pittinix has been silent about the result of the recent US presidential election.
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
#politics
#funny
#humankind #philosophical
#humankind #philosophical
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0 Comments
PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
Circus
You may be wondering why Pittinix has been silent about the result of the recent US presidential election.
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
#politics
#funny
#humankind #philosophical
#humankind #philosophical
80 reads
0 Comments
PittinixDesigns
Poem Published
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
16th Nov 2024 2:50am
Circus
You may be wondering why Pittinix has been silent about the result of the recent US presidential election.
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
The people of America desperately needed Trump because the American political system is a circus.
Circus acts usually bring fun and laughter, but a circus without a clown would be incomplete.
Perhaps most people would agree with the poet’s view that Trump is the best clown in the world.
Anyway, let us be serious about this matter, for it will have a negative effect on millions of people.
If Trump was the best person the American people could...
#politics
#funny
#humankind #philosophical
#humankind #philosophical
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ObliviousRay
Poem Published
Today 4:12am
Today 4:12am
Royal Blue
#funny
#seductive
#SelfReflection
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ObliviousRay
Poem Published
Today 4:12am
Today 4:12am
Royal Blue
#funny
#seductive
#SelfReflection
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ObliviousRay
Poem Published
Today 4:12am
Today 4:12am
Royal Blue
#funny
#seductive
#SelfReflection
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
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goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
133 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
133 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
133 reads
4 Comments
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