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I_IS_ME
Poem Published
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
Abroad
#dirty
#erotic
#funny #travel
#funny #travel
141 reads
11 Comments
I_IS_ME
Poem Published
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
Abroad
#dirty
#erotic
#funny #travel
#funny #travel
141 reads
11 Comments
I_IS_ME
Poem Published
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
Abroad
#dirty
#erotic
#funny #travel
#funny #travel
141 reads
11 Comments
I_IS_ME
Poem Published
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
3rd Aug 2024 11:06am
Abroad
#dirty
#erotic
#funny #travel
#funny #travel
141 reads
11 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2024 9:12pm
3rd Sep 2024 9:12pm
Guacamole Sunrise
Last hangover, guacamole sunrise
tequila burrito and enchaladas
mariachi's two-step soft shoe
on too many Cucarachas
then siesta dreaming of Tango
bloodshot eyes sagging like piñatas
last hangover, guacamole sunrise
tequila burrito and enchaladas
mariachi's two-step soft shoe
on too many Cucarachas
then siesta dreaming of Tango
bloodshot eyes sagging like piñatas
last hangover, guacamole sunrise
#funny
#philosophical
120 reads
4 Comments
adagio
Poem Published
3rd Sep 2024 9:12pm
3rd Sep 2024 9:12pm
Guacamole Sunrise
Last hangover, guacamole sunrise
tequila burrito and enchaladas
mariachi's two-step soft shoe
on too many Cucarachas
then siesta dreaming of Tango
bloodshot eyes sagging like piñatas
last hangover, guacamole sunrise
tequila burrito and enchaladas
mariachi's two-step soft shoe
on too many Cucarachas
then siesta dreaming of Tango
bloodshot eyes sagging like piñatas
last hangover, guacamole sunrise
#funny
#philosophical
120 reads
4 Comments
Casted_Runes
Mr Karswell
Mr Karswell
Poem Published
14th May 2024 12:42pm
14th May 2024 12:42pm
Written on the Loo at Work
I’m just here avoiding work
in this ceramic cubicle.
Enjoying being as useful
as a hunk of cuticle.
If they say I’m here too long
I’ll say that my glands have been going wrong.
But likely they won’t, because they’re scared,
to know what I’ve done in this porcelain lair.
in this ceramic cubicle.
Enjoying being as useful
as a hunk of cuticle.
If they say I’m here too long
I’ll say that my glands have been going wrong.
But likely they won’t, because they’re scared,
to know what I’ve done in this porcelain lair.
#funny
102 reads
1 Comment
goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
84 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
84 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
84 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
84 reads
4 Comments
goldenmyst
Poem Published
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
25th Oct 2024 2:10pm
Warhol of Love
Warhol of Love
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
“Your bed sheets are tangled as though you’d just come in from a drunk. You must drink like a fish to have let your bed get into such a disarray.”
“I am a social drinker. Just a glass of Pinot Noir gets me through the night.”
“In the spirit of the women’s temperance society I look askance at men who need alcohol to make their nights placid. Is the liquor a red herring for a deeper existential angst such as a conflict between the id and the superego?”
“Not at all. My self-esteem is just fine why thank you.”
“I see you...
#art
#books
#funny
#learning
#romantic
84 reads
4 Comments
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