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IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
27th Mar 2024 11:50am
27th Mar 2024 11:50am
Deep Underground Community
(without fear or favour)
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#SelfReflection
211 reads
16 Comments
Grace
IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
27th Mar 2024 11:50am
27th Mar 2024 11:50am
Deep Underground Community
(without fear or favour)
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#SelfReflection
211 reads
16 Comments
Grace
IDryad
IDryad
Poem Published
27th Mar 2024 11:50am
27th Mar 2024 11:50am
Deep Underground Community
(without fear or favour)
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
written in shared ink-stained dreams
shared where words dance in creative
woven tapestry of ethereal canvas
the unions of souls can be found
the whispered promises of love
entanglement in earthy passions
shared transcend the physical
as they are puffs of smoke
creative and heartfelt it may sound
they are born of mere words
for in deep underground
nothing is what they seem
surrender to the realm where poems reign
let us weave our tale verses entwine
creating...
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#SelfReflection
211 reads
16 Comments
AltairEndian
Poem Published
14th Mar 2023 6:55pm
14th Mar 2023 6:55pm
It all depends on you
The ego is the master
That says that this is true:
"If you screw up the world goes down
It all depends on you"
Near and far, far and wide
Only you can turn the tide
Every problem you must pursue
Because it all depends on you
Serious face and every place
Everywhere they know your name
And they will come after you
If you bring upon them shame
Did I say each man on earth?
Nonsense, all the universe!
Knows by heart whom they must sue
Cause it all depends on you
By now you may know where I'm...
That says that this is true:
"If you screw up the world goes down
It all depends on you"
Near and far, far and wide
Only you can turn the tide
Every problem you must pursue
Because it all depends on you
Serious face and every place
Everywhere they know your name
And they will come after you
If you bring upon them shame
Did I say each man on earth?
Nonsense, all the universe!
Knows by heart whom they must sue
Cause it all depends on you
By now you may know where I'm...
#funny
#wisdom
170 reads
2 Comments
AltairEndian
Poem Published
14th Mar 2023 6:55pm
14th Mar 2023 6:55pm
It all depends on you
The ego is the master
That says that this is true:
"If you screw up the world goes down
It all depends on you"
Near and far, far and wide
Only you can turn the tide
Every problem you must pursue
Because it all depends on you
Serious face and every place
Everywhere they know your name
And they will come after you
If you bring upon them shame
Did I say each man on earth?
Nonsense, all the universe!
Knows by heart whom they must sue
Cause it all depends on you
By now you may know where I'm...
That says that this is true:
"If you screw up the world goes down
It all depends on you"
Near and far, far and wide
Only you can turn the tide
Every problem you must pursue
Because it all depends on you
Serious face and every place
Everywhere they know your name
And they will come after you
If you bring upon them shame
Did I say each man on earth?
Nonsense, all the universe!
Knows by heart whom they must sue
Cause it all depends on you
By now you may know where I'm...
#funny
#wisdom
170 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
28th Aug 2024 2:02pm
28th Aug 2024 2:02pm
What's up?
I woke up,
In a sweaty fuck.
No condom.
So I'm out of luck.
I gave up.
Kept my mouth shut.
My imagination sucks.
So I farted.
The detective,
Puked his guts.
That's wassup.
In a sweaty fuck.
No condom.
So I'm out of luck.
I gave up.
Kept my mouth shut.
My imagination sucks.
So I farted.
The detective,
Puked his guts.
That's wassup.
#funny
168 reads
24 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
68 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
68 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
68 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
68 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
1st Dec 2024 12:17pm
Ronald "Satanic" McDonald
Looking for something to eat
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
Plenty of options, just like it should be
Pizza or burger, fried chicken or wings?
Let’s order McDonald’s, getting a few Big Macs for me
But something is wrong when they get to my door
Fast food chants, burning flames on the floor
Too scared to open, I look through my peephole
And Ronald's right there, looking more like a foe
Please sir don’t kill me, this country is free
And give me the burgers, I’ll cover the fee
Ronald looks at me “It’s $10’95”
Oh hell yeah brother! I’ll die for that price
...
#devil
#food
#funny
#parody
#satirical
68 reads
7 Comments
averageJoe69
Ron Summers
Ron Summers
Poem Published
20th Apr 2022 12:23pm
20th Apr 2022 12:23pm
You've sprung a leak
#erotic
#funny
258 reads
0 Comments
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