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Shon
Poem Published
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
Your a poet.
Your
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#uplifting
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Shon
Poem Published
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
Your a poet.
Your
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#uplifting
32 reads
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Shon
Poem Published
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
5th Jan 2025 4:38pm
Your a poet.
Your
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
a poet
my son.
When
your balls
Hit
your
bum
#funny
#LifeAsAWriter
#uplifting
32 reads
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InDreamz
Poem Published
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
Stress Busters
Whenever he is
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
#emotions
#erotic
#minimalist #funny
#minimalist #funny
390 reads
29 Comments
InDreamz
Poem Published
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
Stress Busters
Whenever he is
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
#emotions
#erotic
#minimalist #funny
#minimalist #funny
390 reads
29 Comments
InDreamz
Poem Published
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
Stress Busters
Whenever he is
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
#emotions
#erotic
#minimalist #funny
#minimalist #funny
390 reads
29 Comments
InDreamz
Poem Published
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
12th Oct 2024 9:22pm
Stress Busters
Whenever he is
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
under stress
she offers him a pair
of her soft ,squishy assets
which he loves to press
and gets de-stressed
Sometimes it's her butts
sometimes her breasts
Well, it always depends on his
level of stress ;)
#emotions
#erotic
#minimalist #funny
#minimalist #funny
390 reads
29 Comments
backdeckbenny
Poem Published
Yesterday 7:26am
Yesterday 7:26am
There's a thief in town.
My house was robbed last night.
The thief broke in while I slept and stole my hair,hearing and eyesight.
Not content with that,on waking, my wife also noticed that my ass had been stolen.All that remained was a saggy old bag, barely capable of keeping my pants up.
I alerted the police who told me there had been a spate of similar robberies involving people of a certain age.
They assured me that they had s brilliant team working on the case and I could contact "strikeforce buttcrack" if I needed any further assistance.
Needless to say, my...
The thief broke in while I slept and stole my hair,hearing and eyesight.
Not content with that,on waking, my wife also noticed that my ass had been stolen.All that remained was a saggy old bag, barely capable of keeping my pants up.
I alerted the police who told me there had been a spate of similar robberies involving people of a certain age.
They assured me that they had s brilliant team working on the case and I could contact "strikeforce buttcrack" if I needed any further assistance.
Needless to say, my...
#funny
28 reads
6 Comments
Green_Arrow
Poem Published
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
Olaf And A Possible Relative
Hey, Anna! Come
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
#dialogue
#family
#fiction
#FreeVerse
#funny
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
Olaf And A Possible Relative
Hey, Anna! Come
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
#dialogue
#family
#fiction
#FreeVerse
#funny
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
Olaf And A Possible Relative
Hey, Anna! Come
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
#dialogue
#family
#fiction
#FreeVerse
#funny
59 reads
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Green_Arrow
Poem Published
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
10th Dec 2024 1:24pm
Olaf And A Possible Relative
Hey, Anna! Come
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
here and quick!
I found my lost
grandfather!
#dialogue
#family
#fiction
#FreeVerse
#funny
59 reads
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