Popular Funny Poems
#funny
Popular funny poems. Poems are listed in order of their popularity this month.
PoetSpeak
Poem Published
2nd Jan 2025 9:22pm
2nd Jan 2025 9:22pm
How long do I have to say happy new year?
I write this poem every year
I'm already sick of good cheer
Optimism is another no go
Sullen and Sulky is my usual
When I'm being a sarcastic fuck
Then you know I'm happy
I'm already sick of good cheer
Optimism is another no go
Sullen and Sulky is my usual
When I'm being a sarcastic fuck
Then you know I'm happy
#anxiety
#funny
#LifeCycle #NewYear
#LifeCycle #NewYear
124 reads
29 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
2nd Jan 2025 1:48pm
2nd Jan 2025 1:48pm
Chubby Unicorn
In every hole, there's a light.
I found it.
I found it.
#funny
68 reads
12 Comments
Pete_25
Poem Published
25th Jan 2025 9:59am
25th Jan 2025 9:59am
The Great North Sperm Race
Swimming around day in, day out
Stuck to these dark dingy balls
Give me a hand, I need to escape
These slippery slimy walls
There's been a steward's enquiry, photo finish
With plenty of false empty starts
Losing count, the amount of times
I've seen legs spread open apart
Starting orders at the race line
Sporting my sixty-nine vest
Hoping that this bloody time
I'll finish ahead of the rest
(COMMENTARY)
BANG, THEY'RE OFF
A STEEP CLIMB UPTO PLUM HILLS
DUCKING AND DIVING, A FEW TAIL...
Stuck to these dark dingy balls
Give me a hand, I need to escape
These slippery slimy walls
There's been a steward's enquiry, photo finish
With plenty of false empty starts
Losing count, the amount of times
I've seen legs spread open apart
Starting orders at the race line
Sporting my sixty-nine vest
Hoping that this bloody time
I'll finish ahead of the rest
(COMMENTARY)
BANG, THEY'RE OFF
A STEEP CLIMB UPTO PLUM HILLS
DUCKING AND DIVING, A FEW TAIL...
#funny
71 reads
16 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 11:32am
12th Jan 2025 11:32am
Some horny f**k is down in my cellar
#erotic
#funny
#orgasm
#SelfDiscovery
#sex
165 reads
18 Comments
Pete_25
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 8:08am
12th Jan 2025 8:08am
Flip!
She's a work of art
She brightens up my day
She's my Queen of hearts
I love her in every way
(Then... She slept with me best mate)
She's an ugly fart
Causing me affray
She broke me bleedin' heart
How could she betray
She brightens up my day
She's my Queen of hearts
I love her in every way
(Then... She slept with me best mate)
She's an ugly fart
Causing me affray
She broke me bleedin' heart
How could she betray
#funny
89 reads
16 Comments
Pete_25
Poem Published
4th Jan 2025 9:30am
4th Jan 2025 9:30am
Saturday Night (The Curse Of The Club)
Saturday night, into Town
City lights, hold me down
Half beauties, prop up bars
Chicken fillets, push up bras
Dance floor calls, come n' dance
Night fever, crazy pants
Corny lines, necking wine
Last waltz, yours or mine?
Sweating, stop! I've slept with a minger
Not to mention, a dodgy finger
The curse of the club stripped me clean
If it was light, I could of seen
City lights, hold me down
Half beauties, prop up bars
Chicken fillets, push up bras
Dance floor calls, come n' dance
Night fever, crazy pants
Corny lines, necking wine
Last waltz, yours or mine?
Sweating, stop! I've slept with a minger
Not to mention, a dodgy finger
The curse of the club stripped me clean
If it was light, I could of seen
#funny
78 reads
15 Comments
Pete_25
Poem Published
20th Jan 2025 8:13am
20th Jan 2025 8:13am
In Session
Take a look inside my mind
The devil's got a hold on me
"Take a seat, try and relax
Have a sip of my herbal tea"
There's a place, there's a time
You possess the magic key
"Open up, look at me
Have a sip of my herbal tea"
Clean my mind, cleanse those thoughts
Set those little demons free
"You're discharged, demonic free
Did you like my funny tea?"
The devil's got a hold on me
"Take a seat, try and relax
Have a sip of my herbal tea"
There's a place, there's a time
You possess the magic key
"Open up, look at me
Have a sip of my herbal tea"
Clean my mind, cleanse those thoughts
Set those little demons free
"You're discharged, demonic free
Did you like my funny tea?"
#emotions
#funny
86 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
4th Jan 2025 12:24pm
4th Jan 2025 12:24pm
Possibly a town near you
#America
#city
#funny
#orgasm
#sex
97 reads
12 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
29th Jan 2025 7:05pm
29th Jan 2025 7:05pm
Antisocial Sociopath
People with vaginas have lower IQ's.
They actually waste time trying to be my friend.
FOR YEARS!
Stressing over nothing.
Idiocracy.
wow, so smart.
It's like they never learn.
I have a vagina and I learned,
That dicks go in them.
Now I'm happy.
:D
They actually waste time trying to be my friend.
FOR YEARS!
Stressing over nothing.
Idiocracy.
wow, so smart.
It's like they never learn.
I have a vagina and I learned,
That dicks go in them.
Now I'm happy.
:D
#funny
#TruthOfLife
45 reads
12 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
9th Jan 2025 4:13pm
9th Jan 2025 4:13pm
You Can't Meet Me
I'm blocked. It doesn't exist.
I'm sad. I want my endless suitors.
So many aimless shooters.
All they want is me.
I'm so great, yet so ugly.
They want me on my knees.
I'm in pain, in agony
Show up.
Come and see!
I'm sad. I want my endless suitors.
So many aimless shooters.
All they want is me.
I'm so great, yet so ugly.
They want me on my knees.
I'm in pain, in agony
Show up.
Come and see!
#funny
71 reads
13 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Jan 2025 6:55pm
13th Jan 2025 6:55pm
Boredom Prevails
#boredom
#dirty
#funny
#rhyming
#ThrillSeeking
69 reads
10 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
7th Jan 2025 7:38pm
7th Jan 2025 7:38pm
Friendship
Harrass me, so I can see you care.
Trap me, because you're true and fair.
Talk to me, hold me down and stare.
Kiss and rape me, it's better if you share
Trap me, because you're true and fair.
Talk to me, hold me down and stare.
Kiss and rape me, it's better if you share
#funny
#TruthOfLife
76 reads
6 Comments
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