My Replacement

Hilarious, isn't she?
Optimistic and great.
Not a downer or a burden,
I tried to change, but its too late.

She had taken my place,
Don't say I didn't try,
I did all i could to prevent it,
But I lost grip as time went by.

Forget about me,
Make room for her,
You'll do so anyway,
It'll be all a blur.

I won't intrude,
I won't say a thing,
I'll be well behaved,
Even to the annoyance she brings.

The behavior of a child,
An active kleptomaniac,
To think you picked her,
Makes you such a twat.

God bless you,
And your most interesting choice,
I don't want to leave,
But i no longer have a voice.

I wish you well,
Be on your way,
But if she ever hurts you,
She'll have hell to pay!