My Artificial Intelligence Girlfriend Dumped Me, She Wanted Material Things and I Said No

The title could be a stand alone, although the whole thing is fun. Your AI girlfriend sounds Jappy. I mean that in a nostalgic, affectionate way.

Ever see the movie Her? Joaquin Phoenix's character falls in love with his AI girlfriend.

Nothing like a long title to tell the story.
Yeah, parody all the way
I haven't seen that movie, maybe I should.
Thx Pink

Lots of weird stuff goes on overseas.
Here too
Whatever works I say.
I wonder what Betty will say ?

Sure she will have some verbiage ..

dearest Poet I'm here my LOve but you got ladies in waiting, hooker etc. I don't force my love on anyone either you want it or you don't not sure? find my soul in my poetry.

You're poetry is a language unto itself Brenda.  Just having some fun with all the craziness is in our current world. Thought I would add to the madness...

please watch out for the mimics... Russian pussy is hard to say no to... you know? Vixen aka, aka ,a ka do you remember me?

I'm part Russian in my ancestry so I know what to look out for ...
I'll always want real women with similar needs.  That's where the magic is ..

Food for thought

The title is LOL funny.
Then the last line of the 1st stanza, "You're not supposed to..." opens up a nice idea--that to exist without a corporeal body suggests a life free from needs / wants.
If that's the case, do we have a choice? Can we--you or I--choose to become virtual? To rid ourselves of these mortal meat socks filled with bones?
Nice way the 2nd stanza switches from what the AI is motivated by to what you're motivated by...
Enjoyed!

Not hard to write, kind of a runaway flow.
So much to think about what's coming in over isolated world.  Perhaps we need to push aback against the machine.
Fun to write and some good comments.
Thanks for chipping in Mark.
Good to see you.

Great piece dear poet
Very enjoyable

We must keep our sense of humor as we march single file....

Thx !!

Oh.My.God. The title was absolute hilarity. This whole piece is so tongue-in-cheek, I cannot help but love it.

Xx

You know I'm the King of the long title.
Couldn't help but to scribe this ..

Thx E

Xx

Here I was thinking an AI friend might be less complicated than a human one...
Great humorous write!
❤️k

We want it to be easy but anything worth having you have to fight for it.

Wrote itself after the first line

Glad you liked

❤

I would say, if she has a headache, which is hilarious btw, cos like, what have you done to her? Back to my point... I would say simply to purchase a replacement part for you AI girlfriend. This poem has many deep meanings & the main takeaway I got from it was that it does seem somewhat artificially intelligent to want things you don't actually need. Really enjoyed the humour on display here, PS.

A fun one to write Billy.
Especially with all the controversy surrounding DUP and a said poet's attempt to employ it here.  I thought it would be fun to lower the temperature a bit and play with stereotypes of men and women.  Everyone who commented seem to enjoy the write so I feel good about that !!

Thanks for joining in

Stay tuned !

You know there is a humor to this piece but we don't think you're far off. We see with each wave of advancements AI lovers will bring you back to the original and the same problems. Tight work dude

I’m ahead of the game but yes, not that far.
I hope lust is never taken away.  If it’s is we will just be drones with nothing to live for …

Thx ME

Haha, you made us think of our AI possibly complaining of another headache, haha to much like the real thing

Guess Excedrin won't work on her.
Does wonders for me.

The era of the machines is coming.  Terminators are coming for us all.  Keep on writing.

We will be ghosts in the machine..

That title... lol.  Then "Hey you're not supposed to need anything"... digging the piece.

LJ

Just trying to stay topical LJ
Fun one to write after last week's AI drama here on the site.

Stay tuned !
Thx

materialistic is not the way to go

I want her to appreciate working for a living and buying her own stuff.  I'll teach her the basics about wants and Greed and how people get in trouble with money.  Her AI teachers left that out of her training.  Soulless and all that doesn't go that far here ...

Fun write... no AI was harmed in the writing of this comment...

Yeah, this was a rope topic for PS.
Talking 3rd person now .....
PS thanks you

Who are any of us to actually criticize each other's writes?  That's a big no.

Can't you just remove "her" head?  Lol.  Leave her out in the rain overnight.  That will teach it to not complain!
If I ever get to a point of having an AI companion, I aint sticking my pecker in it.  I have trust issues.  Lol.  I just want a comedic one.  Light hearted banter makes me horny.  Lol.

Cool write, PS.  I love the thought process of this write. Clever!

With all the Mr. Black drama last week I thought I should butt in and share some humor on the subject.  Vapor online relationships are one thing.  I can almost hear her breathing and if I look hard enough I can see her in a Cafe in Greenland ...
Yeah, protect your weiner from AI, otherwise it could end up as a Buy it Now ...
Best to keep it clean and oiled by the owner  !!
Now I'm spinning out so I'll just say:

THANKS STYX

Absolutely enjoyed this PS. Thank You for this gem.
Made me chuckle, and think at the same time. Some skill, delivering such subject with such humour. Amazing.work, truly.

Really glad to see you commenting on this one.  A lot of fun to wrote.  The machines want us and we're pushing back  !!

Thx CF

After A.I, what the fuck is left?
B.L.


hugs,
buddhakitty.

My Dick
Nothing artificial there

Thx bk 😘

When the AI develops a sense of self.  Now we all have to be careful with those fembots.

Great piece Poet. BIG LIKE.