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Jesus's Gun

Question: If he lived in America today, what sort of gun would Jesus have! 🔫

Answer: A nail-gun. After all, he was a carpenter who'd want to build things up, not shoot people down.
Written by snugglebuck
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My entry for the 'Joke Competition.'
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