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For the love of Minimal

Abracadabra
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First thing in the morning
and last thing at night
take a piss and pray for peace

ajay
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If there's blood in the water
the world's forgotten

Grace
IDryad
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have I told you lately...
says Dr Who

ajay
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... who suffers from that terrible illness: Unabletofinishyoursentencesitis.

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Abracadabra
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Labour MP's being asked what their policies are

Space_Hog
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People say ignorance is bliss
But you seem miserable

ajay
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Abracadabra said:Labour MP's being asked what their policies are
"The same as the Tories",
if the fuckers would say it

Abracadabra
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Never trust a full time official

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IDryad
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the pills the pills shouted Tattoo
and Montalban
saw red

ajay
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... which,
as colours go,
is a much nicer one than blue

🟥🙃

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IDryad
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fantasy wasn't on the island
crabs were

Abracadabra
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When your cause célèbre is Barcelona
you don't get Real Madrid

Abracadabra
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Homeless tree nymphs in Catalonia who took up residence inside goal posts at the Neu Camp
accused of dodging exorbitant season ticket prices claim deforestation made them do it.


Abracadabra
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New FIFA rule that every game must be settled by a penalty shootout
welcomed by fans but players not happy. Nymphs accused of moving the goalposts.

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Nymphs 7
Barca 1

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