Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
PoetsRevenge
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 5:32am
12th Apr 2025 5:32am
Miniver Cheesy
I
Miniver longed for what he had once
simple plays and something greasy
He bid a glance toward happiness
and gave in so easy.
It was his nature to forget those days
and ever in short was appeasing
true fast food and rented movies seemed
simply more pleasing.
Pretty women and young guns
riding the miles high in achieving
to entertain the furtive vein
and in that exceeding.
II
When robot men and hooded grey cloaks
were the butt of endless jokes
and pepperoni...
Miniver longed for what he had once
simple plays and something greasy
He bid a glance toward happiness
and gave in so easy.
It was his nature to forget those days
and ever in short was appeasing
true fast food and rented movies seemed
simply more pleasing.
Pretty women and young guns
riding the miles high in achieving
to entertain the furtive vein
and in that exceeding.
II
When robot men and hooded grey cloaks
were the butt of endless jokes
and pepperoni...
#funny
36 reads
0 Comments
DaisyGrace
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 1:53am
12th Apr 2025 1:53am
Stepping into the Ring, Having Just Been Kicked out of the Boys’ Competition, PYTHAGORAS OF SAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!
There once was a Lickety Split
who knew how to take a hard hit.
He’d wiggle and shake,
refused all the brakes,
and got out of there, fast with his wit.
“His wit,” you ask and you scratch,
“is no good in a fisticuffs match.”
But he made them all dizzy
when he whirled in a tizzy
while spewing mathematical facts.
The aggressors were no good at sums,
they should have been sucking their thumbs.
They thought he’d gone crazy,
but always got hazy,
and with a calculated punch, they succumbed.
who knew how to take a hard hit.
He’d wiggle and shake,
refused all the brakes,
and got out of there, fast with his wit.
“His wit,” you ask and you scratch,
“is no good in a fisticuffs match.”
But he made them all dizzy
when he whirled in a tizzy
while spewing mathematical facts.
The aggressors were no good at sums,
they should have been sucking their thumbs.
They thought he’d gone crazy,
but always got hazy,
and with a calculated punch, they succumbed.
#funny
12 reads
2 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
12th Apr 2025 00:20am
12th Apr 2025 00:20am
Woah Bro!
Fuck you Chuck Norris!
Go have dinner with my ex's friend!
But when I find your fake ass,
We're having a dance competition!
AND IMA WIN!
BITCH!
Go have dinner with my ex's friend!
But when I find your fake ass,
We're having a dance competition!
AND IMA WIN!
BITCH!
#funny
55 reads
3 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
11th Apr 2025 00:10am
11th Apr 2025 00:10am
Hmmmmmmmm
My daughter doesn't understand,
Why people with spy cams,
Would want to look at someone's butt.
Maybe the government and courts can explain it to her.
They have the nerve to call other people crazy,
When, they should look in the mirror,
From time to time.
She's opposed to that, by the way.
Why people with spy cams,
Would want to look at someone's butt.
Maybe the government and courts can explain it to her.
They have the nerve to call other people crazy,
When, they should look in the mirror,
From time to time.
She's opposed to that, by the way.
#funny
62 reads
0 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
10th Apr 2025 1:29am
10th Apr 2025 1:29am
No More Teeth
Everytime I call you out,
My mom has problems with her mouth.
Will they use too much gas this time?
Wasting time.
I'm excited to find out.
Until next time,
Let's investigate!
My mom has problems with her mouth.
Will they use too much gas this time?
Wasting time.
I'm excited to find out.
Until next time,
Let's investigate!
#funny
56 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Apr 2025 00:17am
10th Apr 2025 00:17am
Pecker Slapper
#dirty
#family
#funny
#lyrics
#sex
141 reads
4 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
9th Apr 2025 9:31pm
9th Apr 2025 9:31pm
Final Notice
I love these bank statements,
With variable merchant ID's.
Reminds me of the twilight zone.
Like living in a fantasy.
But I'm not gonna groan,
About the little things.
How friends try so hard,
To protect you from me.
With variable merchant ID's.
Reminds me of the twilight zone.
Like living in a fantasy.
But I'm not gonna groan,
About the little things.
How friends try so hard,
To protect you from me.
#funny
66 reads
2 Comments
Kinkpoet
Bumped 9th Apr 2025 8:57pm
25th Jul 2020 7:06pm
25th Jul 2020 7:06pm
POTUS vs. FLATUS
FLATUS
bowel gas released from the anus
fumes are offensive to most who are exposed to it
innocuous in small amounts
toxic in large amounts or in closed spaces
most wont own up to it and think theirs doesn’t stink
many will deny it and blame someone else
and most nearby thinking they are being
polite wont mention it
(except adolescent boys who
may flaunt it or even
be competitive about)
POTUS
swamp gas released from an anus
fumes are offensive to...
bowel gas released from the anus
fumes are offensive to most who are exposed to it
innocuous in small amounts
toxic in large amounts or in closed spaces
most wont own up to it and think theirs doesn’t stink
many will deny it and blame someone else
and most nearby thinking they are being
polite wont mention it
(except adolescent boys who
may flaunt it or even
be competitive about)
POTUS
swamp gas released from an anus
fumes are offensive to...
#anger
#politics
#funny
361 reads
5 Comments
Wafflenose
Ellie
Ellie
Poem Published
9th Apr 2025 5:47pm
9th Apr 2025 5:47pm
A breaded red cabbage
"Dad, grab a car -
a cab -
a red cab!"
Dad grabbed a red cab;
raced afar;
a bad, drab cafe (feared area!)
Bearded Dad dared,
"Cabbage! Carb!
A breaded cabbage.
A breaded red cabbage -
a fadge.
Add a carafe; decaf!"
Aged, eager badger acceded.
Dad raged,
"Bad bread!
Regard degraded cabbage!"
Begged a free feed.
Badger gabbed,
"barefaced greed!"
Dad badgered,
"A free feed! Fab!"
Farce!
Badger fed...
a cab -
a red cab!"
Dad grabbed a red cab;
raced afar;
a bad, drab cafe (feared area!)
Bearded Dad dared,
"Cabbage! Carb!
A breaded cabbage.
A breaded red cabbage -
a fadge.
Add a carafe; decaf!"
Aged, eager badger acceded.
Dad raged,
"Bad bread!
Regard degraded cabbage!"
Begged a free feed.
Badger gabbed,
"barefaced greed!"
Dad badgered,
"A free feed! Fab!"
Farce!
Badger fed...
#funny
#surreal
35 reads
0 Comments
backdeckbenny
Poem Published
9th Apr 2025 8:24am
9th Apr 2025 8:24am
The Years Condemn
A horny young woman is a 'Slut'
A horny young man is 'Sowing His Wild Oats'
How things change with age.
A horny old woman is a 'Cougar'
A horny old man is 'Dirty Old Man'
Age shouldn't even matter.
Everyone is entitled to the 'little death' as long as it's consensual , there is no power imbalance, coercion, violence or involves a minor.
I don't know about other men or women of my age but I'd root a rattlesnake if someone held its head.
Anyway
I must drink my prune juice and head for bed as it's 9.10 pm...
A horny young man is 'Sowing His Wild Oats'
How things change with age.
A horny old woman is a 'Cougar'
A horny old man is 'Dirty Old Man'
Age shouldn't even matter.
Everyone is entitled to the 'little death' as long as it's consensual , there is no power imbalance, coercion, violence or involves a minor.
I don't know about other men or women of my age but I'd root a rattlesnake if someone held its head.
Anyway
I must drink my prune juice and head for bed as it's 9.10 pm...
#aging
#funny
#sex
42 reads
3 Comments
AfterSexDilemma
Poem Published
8th Apr 2025 10:41pm
8th Apr 2025 10:41pm
Hey!@%$@@#$
I like to hide !
Ive got coconuts,
With milk inside.
Open your eyes,
To the retarded side.
Guys poking and prodding,
With no alibis.
I'll give you some pride,
Titties flopping,
And pussy in sight.
I just want my daughter,
Not in your bullshit life.
Ive got coconuts,
With milk inside.
Open your eyes,
To the retarded side.
Guys poking and prodding,
With no alibis.
I'll give you some pride,
Titties flopping,
And pussy in sight.
I just want my daughter,
Not in your bullshit life.
#funny
57 reads
0 Comments
wallyroo92
Bumped 7th Apr 2025 7:12am
30th Nov 2020 1:13am
30th Nov 2020 1:13am
Darn Auto-Correct Part 3
#lust
#sex
#erotic
#funny
#dirty
639 reads
9 Comments
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