Funny Poetry
#funny
Funny poems to make you laugh. Here you'll find all persuasions of poetic comedy, jokes and humour. This is the place for poetry which doesn't take itself too seriously!
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Formalde Hyde
Doctor Jeckyle
Once fully transmogrified
Into Hyde
Ventured into wedlock
(so i heard, or perhaps imagined)
And within a space
Of just two years
Mrs Hyde
Gave birth to a healthy baby girl
They, Mister, and Mrs Hyde
Named her Formalde
And despite of
And maybe because of
Formalde's interest in pickled things
Caused her to develop a problem
With a particularly pungent wind
Her persona was as grey
As the clothes she wore
She developed an interest
In pickling food
But later preserving things
She...
Once fully transmogrified
Into Hyde
Ventured into wedlock
(so i heard, or perhaps imagined)
And within a space
Of just two years
Mrs Hyde
Gave birth to a healthy baby girl
They, Mister, and Mrs Hyde
Named her Formalde
And despite of
And maybe because of
Formalde's interest in pickled things
Caused her to develop a problem
With a particularly pungent wind
Her persona was as grey
As the clothes she wore
She developed an interest
In pickling food
But later preserving things
She...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
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Demon's Union
What a life,
if you can call it living
long hours staying up all night
and the work keeps piling up
thank the devil for over-time is all I can say
as I pick up my ticket
to see who gets nightmares and
who I can keep up with anxiety and worry
"Seriously"
I say to the guy next to me
"what's the point and why does it matter
if we show up two minutes late"
punching my timeclock card
"keep your voice down, the boss just walked in
with a scowl and a whip"
his hushed reply ...
if you can call it living
long hours staying up all night
and the work keeps piling up
thank the devil for over-time is all I can say
as I pick up my ticket
to see who gets nightmares and
who I can keep up with anxiety and worry
"Seriously"
I say to the guy next to me
"what's the point and why does it matter
if we show up two minutes late"
punching my timeclock card
"keep your voice down, the boss just walked in
with a scowl and a whip"
his hushed reply ...
#funny
#WritingPoetry
#job
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Musical meanderings 2: When in Germany...
Bedhead chef fed Dad a bad cabbage!
Dad had a headache; he defaced effaced baggage.
Aged hag aced cha-cha-cha;
begged a faded cab; ha-ha-ha!
Egghead had a deaf cad fed;
beheaded beach babe gagged, caged, dead!
Badged bee dabbed a hedge-edged beach caff;
each dag faced a cabbaged gag gaffe.
Feed each deb a bagged beef fadge;
heed facade ahead; cede beaded badge.
Dad had a headache; he defaced effaced baggage.
Aged hag aced cha-cha-cha;
begged a faded cab; ha-ha-ha!
Egghead had a deaf cad fed;
beheaded beach babe gagged, caged, dead!
Badged bee dabbed a hedge-edged beach caff;
each dag faced a cabbaged gag gaffe.
Feed each deb a bagged beef fadge;
heed facade ahead; cede beaded badge.
#music
#funny
#PowerOfWords #NaPoWriMo2024
#PowerOfWords #NaPoWriMo2024
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A Night at the Improv
In the dimly lit embrace of evening's stage,
A solitary microphone awaits—no script, no page.
Here, where shadows and light conspire to dance,
A single figure steps forth, seizing chance.
With a jest, the room ignites, laughter shared,
A communion of spirits, momentarily paired.
The comedian, a weaver of words, draws from the air
Tales not written, but born from the dare.
In the laughter, a depth, a resonance felt,
A connection to earth, to the lives we've dwelt.
Each chuckle, a ripple across the room's sea,
Uniting strangers...
A solitary microphone awaits—no script, no page.
Here, where shadows and light conspire to dance,
A single figure steps forth, seizing chance.
With a jest, the room ignites, laughter shared,
A communion of spirits, momentarily paired.
The comedian, a weaver of words, draws from the air
Tales not written, but born from the dare.
In the laughter, a depth, a resonance felt,
A connection to earth, to the lives we've dwelt.
Each chuckle, a ripple across the room's sea,
Uniting strangers...
#funny
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Astral Gibbon Cub
(for National Scrabble Day)
I'm stuck in a game of Scrabble
and I don't know how to get out!
The game just isn't going well
and so I'm scrabbling about,
trying to find a winning word
without committing fouls,
but that is pretty hard to do
because I've got no vowels!
Do you think VRCX would do,
or FXGG would count?
I know that they're not valid words,
but they'd score a nice amount!
Wait - there are two-letter words
that also score quite well.
Maybe EX or XI or XU
will get me out of this hell.
Oh no....
I'm stuck in a game of Scrabble
and I don't know how to get out!
The game just isn't going well
and so I'm scrabbling about,
trying to find a winning word
without committing fouls,
but that is pretty hard to do
because I've got no vowels!
Do you think VRCX would do,
or FXGG would count?
I know that they're not valid words,
but they'd score a nice amount!
Wait - there are two-letter words
that also score quite well.
Maybe EX or XI or XU
will get me out of this hell.
Oh no....
#funny
#PowerOfWords
#NaPoWriMo2024
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Knock, Knock
Knock knock, who's there? " Rew" Rew who? " Rew Britannia Britannia Rews the waves "
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
" Annie "
Annie who
" Annie thing you can do I can do better "
#
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
" Barbara "
Barbara who ?
" Barbara black sheep have you any wool "?
#
Knock knock, who's there? "...
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
" Annie "
Annie who
" Annie thing you can do I can do better "
#
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
" Barbara "
Barbara who ?
" Barbara black sheep have you any wool "?
#
Knock knock, who's there? "...
#funny
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Pervert in my cellar
#sex
#rhyming
#funny
#SelfDiscovery
#orgasm
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Guess what it is
It's round.
Firm
And when you suck
It escapes your lips with a pop.
Firm
And when you suck
It escapes your lips with a pop.
#funny
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Musical Mayhem
Not long ago, on one fine day,
some musical folk went out to play.
They all found different ways to travel
and lots of fun began to unravel.
By submarine, although submersed,
the string quartet arrived there first.
As if by magic, with a hubble and bubble,
they suddenly saw their numbers double!
A wind octet then joined on foot,
playing while walking - toot, toot, toot!
Rumbling along, as chilled as you like,
some trumpeters on a tandem bike!
Racing each other - get ready, set...
a cor anglais and a bass clarinet.
Not...
some musical folk went out to play.
They all found different ways to travel
and lots of fun began to unravel.
By submarine, although submersed,
the string quartet arrived there first.
As if by magic, with a hubble and bubble,
they suddenly saw their numbers double!
A wind octet then joined on foot,
playing while walking - toot, toot, toot!
Rumbling along, as chilled as you like,
some trumpeters on a tandem bike!
Racing each other - get ready, set...
a cor anglais and a bass clarinet.
Not...
#music
#funny
#NaPoWriMo2024
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Forcing a poem is a little like forcing a fart...
Uh-oh, oh crap, today is gonna be one of those days!
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
I’ve tried to kickstart poetry in many different ways.
My time is running out now, with obligations looming,
and still there’s nothing written on the page.
I thought I’d write about the pretty sunrise on my walk,
but “blah-blah pink” and “blah-blah birds” – the muse just wouldn’t talk.
I searched the room for hints, but I just see the same old junk.
The vault of inspiration won’t unlock!
I asked my husband for a prompt – that didn’t push me through.
So then I asked my phone for help,...
#funny
#WritersBlock
#NaPoWriMo2024
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Andy Kaufman...Genius
Insisted he wasn't a comedian, jokes he hated
A song & dance man, he has often stated
Early comedy clubs thought he was a hack
Foreign man revealed, they wanted him back
First season of Saturday Night Live
Mighty Mouse performed, in 1975
Elvis impersonation was well respected
Flawless in delivery, absolute perfection
Latka Gravas introduced on taxi, a TV show
Tony Clifton was Andy, in case you didn't know
Jerry Lawler brought him to Memphis
Andy's character was smug & pretentious
Wrestling...
A song & dance man, he has often stated
Early comedy clubs thought he was a hack
Foreign man revealed, they wanted him back
First season of Saturday Night Live
Mighty Mouse performed, in 1975
Elvis impersonation was well respected
Flawless in delivery, absolute perfection
Latka Gravas introduced on taxi, a TV show
Tony Clifton was Andy, in case you didn't know
Jerry Lawler brought him to Memphis
Andy's character was smug & pretentious
Wrestling...
#rhyming
#funny
#admiration
#respect
#nonfiction
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Moon's Day Out
Yesterday was,
I freely admit,
one of the most
fulfilling days
of my existence.
I had tons of fun
in front of the Sun
For four blessed minutes
I took center stage
blocking that gas balls
braggadocious rays.
Granted, without his
warmth and light
would no living
organism survive.
But, hey, I'm important too
Am I not the prince tides?
Could you see
the birds go crazy
and the humans shout
when I blocked the big guy out?
Man I felt such happiness
blanketing the
world in darkness. ...
I freely admit,
one of the most
fulfilling days
of my existence.
I had tons of fun
in front of the Sun
For four blessed minutes
I took center stage
blocking that gas balls
braggadocious rays.
Granted, without his
warmth and light
would no living
organism survive.
But, hey, I'm important too
Am I not the prince tides?
Could you see
the birds go crazy
and the humans shout
when I blocked the big guy out?
Man I felt such happiness
blanketing the
world in darkness. ...
#sun
#moon
#nature
#funny
#astronomy
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