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Poetry competition CLOSED 19th January 2021 7:18pm
WINNER
Feet-Fanatic
Feet-Fanatic
RUNNERS-UP:
Kinkpoet
and Numer90
Pet names for Genitalia
Poetry Contest Description
Write a poem using pet names for genitalia
Twat did U say?
Having fun with words!
Example poem for Pet Names for Genitalia # 2021
There once was a man
named Johnson wang
deep in the south
is where he hangs
He sucks many slits
and licks lots of clits
cause he loves him some
sweet *pooty~*tang
Example poem for Pet Names for Genitalia # 2021
There once was a man
named Johnson wang
deep in the south
is where he hangs
He sucks many slits
and licks lots of clits
cause he loves him some
sweet *pooty~*tang
Written by Zazzles
(Broomie)
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Disclaimer: 18 AND UP !
Copy and paste and watch this video song! https://youtu.be/Bh26oCuesLA
Write a poem using funny names for genitalia
Any mood. Funny, happy, sad, angry, sexy, whatever you like. I’ve listed a bunch of examples for pet names, it’s not mandatory to use the names that I have supplied, but feel free to use as many as you want or use your own.
Title your poem
Up to 2 entries
Collaboration allowed
Word max none
Word Minimum 50
One week,
Good luck
FEMALE WORDS
~~~~~~
Hairy Pie.
Sausage Wallet,
Banana Basket
Gash, Stench,
Trench, Pecker Wrecker
Stinky Pink,
Fur Burger,
Bearded Clam
Cooter,
Coin Purse,
Axe Wound
Penis park,
Cum bucket,
Dick warmer
Ham Sandwich,
Fur teacup
Fur Burger
Raspberry Cave
Furry Pink Taco,
Fish sandwich,
Meat Massager
Meat Flap
Meat Sleeve
Soft Shelled
Tuna Taco
Pastrami Flaps
The Peach
Moose Knuckle
Hooded Lady
Tunnel
Clown Hole
Smush Kitten
Honey Pot
Pink taco
Slit
~~~~~~~
MALE WORDS
Adolph Albino
Cave Dweller
baby-arm
baby-maker
baloney pony
beaver basher
beef whistle
bell on a pole
bishop Bob Dole
boomstick
braciole
bratwurst
burrito
Clown horn
candle choad
chopper chub
chubby cock
cranny axe
cum gun
custard launcher
dagger deep-V diver
dick dickie ding dong mcdork
dink dipstick disco stick
dog head dong
donger dork
dragon drum stick
dude piston
Easy Rider
eggroll
Excalibur
fang
ferret
fire hose
flesh flute
flesh tower
froto
fuck rod
fudge sickle
fun stick
gigi
groin
heat-seeking moisture missile
hog
hose
jackhammer
Jimmy
John
John Thomas
Johnson
joystick
junk
kickstand
king sebastian
knob
krull the warrior king
lap rocket
leaky hose
lingam
little Bob
little Elvis
lizard
longfellow
love muscle
love rod
love stick
manhood
mayo shooting hotdog gun
meat constrictor
meat injection
meat popsicle
meat stick
meat thermometer
member
meter long king kong dong
microphone
middle stump
python of love
Mr. Knish
mushroom head
mutton
netherrod
old boy
old fellow
old man
one-eyed monster
one-eyed snake
one-eyed trouser-snake
one-eyed wonder weasel
one-eyed yogurt slinger
pecker
Pedro
peepee
Percy
peter
Pied Piper
Pig skin bus
pink oboe
piss weasle
piston
plug
pnor
poinswatter
popeye
pork sword
prick
private eye
private part
purple-helmeted warrior of love
quiver bone
Ramburglar
rod
rod of pleasure
roundhead
sausage
schlong
schlong dongadoodle
schmeckel
schmuck, shmuck
schnitzel
schwanz
schwartz
sebastianic sword
shaft
short shotgun
skin flute
soldier
spawn hammer
steamin’ semen truck
stick shift
surfboard
Tallywhacker
Tan Bannana
tassle
third leg
thumper
thunderbird 3
thundersword
tinker
todger
tonk
tool
trouser snake
tubesteak
twig (& berries)
twinkie
vein
wand
wang
wang doodle
wanger
wee wee
whoopie stick
wick
wiener
Wiener Schnitzel
willy
wing dang doodle
winkie
yingyang
yogurt gun
Example:
Anonymous
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Banana Rama
There once was a man from Fontana
with a cock like a big ripe banana
He would rub it all day
when his girl went away
but for now it’s a soft lump of clay!
*smirk*
with a cock like a big ripe banana
He would rub it all day
when his girl went away
but for now it’s a soft lump of clay!
*smirk*
Written by Zazzles
(Broomie)
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Notorious V.A.G. (Vagina)
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about her blossoming petals, so alluring and seductive, exposing that she is but a mere horny hungry meat eater.
The sensual power of her dew flaps are constantly moist, enticing, and always ready to swallow up any Willy, Rod, Dick, or Peter .
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about how a sultry man eater truly can be, and just when you thought that things couldn't get any stranger.
Her undeniable beauty lures and ravages, bucking the one and only steed hi ho Silver, while devouring his counterpart, the Bone Ranger.
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about her hot wet budding flaming lips, overwhelming him to lose control of his sex pistol, fully locked and loaded.
A lethal weapon firm as steel prematurely backfiring as he uncontrollably exploded.
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about a tempting flower, seducing all walks of life.
Engulfing a slippery lizard, anaconda, and even the mythical one-eyed monster, while on their life long quest to find a compatible wife.
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap that has finally come to that very explosive, climactic end of the road.
The Notorious V.A.G. Penis fly trap reluctantly perished, split wide open into her cherished lady bits, succumbing to the inexplicable, least desired, and throbbing Choad.
Written by Feet-Fanatic
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Abby And I Saw Caitlin In The Hot Tub
As soon as Abby and
I saw Caitlin in the hot
tub, the two of us got
in just in time for Abby
to strip before Caitlin.
And after I slipped off
my trunks and tossed
them aside, I grabbed
Abby's belly and let my
joystick go into her tunnel.
I saw Caitlin in the hot
tub, the two of us got
in just in time for Abby
to strip before Caitlin.
And after I slipped off
my trunks and tossed
them aside, I grabbed
Abby's belly and let my
joystick go into her tunnel.
Written by Green_Arrow
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Zazzles...cool you posted this for fun...
Truth...I probably will not participate...
Yet , to speak my truth...the only word (s)
out of both categories you posted , I have
ever used for lower extremities , is Groin...and Slit
And I am 66...
What The F*** Happened To The World ,
To Make It Such A Disgusting Place ?
Truth...I probably will not participate...
Yet , to speak my truth...the only word (s)
out of both categories you posted , I have
ever used for lower extremities , is Groin...and Slit
And I am 66...
What The F*** Happened To The World ,
To Make It Such A Disgusting Place ?
A Roman Orgy
(The Guest List)
Clitoria Cervixia Promiscuous
And her husband Randus Corneous Coitus
Decided to hold their first all-out orgy
Randus was randy and Clitoria was handy
In planning this lustful and libidinous party
That was the summer of LXIX
First on their list was Flavia Labia Insertus
She was a popular lady at these revelries
And her boyfriend Magnus Maximus Thrustus
He was a guard with a set of skills and specialties
The next couple were wild but that was their style
A former gladiator named Flamma Enormous Testis
His wife was the voluptuous Tertia Areoale Succulus
She always showed up naked but wearing pasties
Next up was the drunken floozy Absinthia Horatia
She was always down for everything and anything
She once hooked up with the legendary Biggus Dickus
But that was just a rumor from the previous spring.
They invited the Crassus twins, Quintus and Sextus
And their wives, Absoluta Ecstasia and Connie Lingus
They were open minded couples who brought along
Jenna Thalia Nuda and Urethra Urinae Pinkus
Their nextdoor neighbors would also be invited
They were excited to see Lascivia Sapphia Perversi
And her loving husband Homerus Magnum Erectus
Along with their love slave, Climaxia Orgasma Cersi
Fellatious Copulus Ictus was well known in these circles
He had partied with Caligula in his younger days
He’d be accompanied by his friend Gaius Anus Anus
Who was famous for his salads and special glaze
They couldn’t wait to participate in their first orgy
And partake in a banquet with all the libations
Clitoria was happy and ecstatic with her guest list
They would indulge in all their fetishes and fixations
Clitoria Cervixia Promiscuous
And her husband Randus Corneous Coitus
Decided to hold their first all-out orgy
Randus was randy and Clitoria was handy
In planning this lustful and libidinous party
That was the summer of LXIX
First on their list was Flavia Labia Insertus
She was a popular lady at these revelries
And her boyfriend Magnus Maximus Thrustus
He was a guard with a set of skills and specialties
The next couple were wild but that was their style
A former gladiator named Flamma Enormous Testis
His wife was the voluptuous Tertia Areoale Succulus
She always showed up naked but wearing pasties
Next up was the drunken floozy Absinthia Horatia
She was always down for everything and anything
She once hooked up with the legendary Biggus Dickus
But that was just a rumor from the previous spring.
They invited the Crassus twins, Quintus and Sextus
And their wives, Absoluta Ecstasia and Connie Lingus
They were open minded couples who brought along
Jenna Thalia Nuda and Urethra Urinae Pinkus
Their nextdoor neighbors would also be invited
They were excited to see Lascivia Sapphia Perversi
And her loving husband Homerus Magnum Erectus
Along with their love slave, Climaxia Orgasma Cersi
Fellatious Copulus Ictus was well known in these circles
He had partied with Caligula in his younger days
He’d be accompanied by his friend Gaius Anus Anus
Who was famous for his salads and special glaze
They couldn’t wait to participate in their first orgy
And partake in a banquet with all the libations
Clitoria was happy and ecstatic with her guest list
They would indulge in all their fetishes and fixations
Written by wallyroo92
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