The local swimming pool is where I saw this chick sitting by the pool before she smiled and said "Want to buy some trunks to wear?" which made me look down and see that I was naked before I said "Bye", turned and ran myself out of there.
Sorry, Dad. We didn't mean to have you walk in and see us like this. I know that what I am about to say is something you would not believe. You see, what we are doing is rehearsing a sex scene for a latest movie.