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Poetry competition CLOSED 19th January 2021 7:18pm
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Feet-Fanatic
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RUNNERS-UP: Kinkpoet and Numer90

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Zazzles
Zazzles
Broom
Tyrant of Words
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That’s fine Wolf. No worries :)

Zazzles
Zazzles
Broom
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Wallyroo thanks for playing
Good luck 👍🏻

Green_Arrow
Green_Arrow
Lost Thinker
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My pleasure... and a good luck to you, too.

Numer90
Numer90
Numer0-un0
Thought Provoker
Nigeria
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Sicari0

Coming up age, he found out he already got the license to ill why not the one to kill..  
He said no time to wonder..  
There are just as many things to ponder..

I am Adolph Albino my spouse here Hooded Lady at the mercy of my cum gun together we run this show "Operation Tunnel" by night fall..  
In this game me being the pawn..  
Send me soldier into a clown hole to get me pogo..  
Was detained by an underground resistance, a unit based on raspberry cave..  
By reputation they called me the cave dweller..  
I got me four snipers..  
9 o'clock positioned south a custard launcher.. to take out the Fur Burger..  
12 o'clock positioned north a Baby Maker.. take out Dick Warmer..  
3 o'clock positioned right deep-V diver.. on Meat Massager..  
6 o'clock positioned left Easy Rider.. on Bearded Clam Cooter..
Behind the enemy lines a Trojan Horse coded the meat thermometer..  
Mayo shooting hotdog gun motherfucker..  
To and fro.. Hit it right..  
Targets down..  
Nine cold items.. one hot one identified Tuna Taco..  on the run?  
don't shoot her!..  
She ain't Tina Turner.. gonna cut her throat with the sharp end of my Excalibur..  
I am the sicari0..  
 
 
 
 
Written by Numer90 (Numer0-un0)
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Kinkpoet
Kinkpoet
Dangerous Mind
United States
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King Richard

she stares
benumbed

during happy hour
she complains about
men sending dick-pics

he jokes that his
other nickname
is ‘dick’

back in her room
when richie

removes richard
from trousers
with conviction

readied for righteous
revolutionary
reaction

she stares
repelled yet roused

eyes affixed
to richie’s
revelation

benumbed

revulsion revealed as
renaissance
reticence

she stares

mesmerized aroused
restrained reverence
obscuring desire

feigning offense

richie respectfully retreats

reevaluating
recalculating
recalling

sir willy:
‘the lady doth protest
too much methinks’
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Kinkpoet
Kinkpoet
Dangerous Mind
United States
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Howard & Shirley

howard

stands at attention

rigidly erect
face purple
engorged with blood

crown damp
with a single
viscous droplet of desire

his pink flesh
taut
in anticipation

recalling
the last time
entering timidly at first

then penetrating deeply
into the fragrant
steamy hot tunnel

rubbed to ecstasy by
friction with
the walls of

shirley’s cave
Written by Kinkpoet
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Zazzles
Zazzles
Broom
Tyrant of Words
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Thanks for playing 90
Good luck 👍🏻

Zazzles
Zazzles
Broom
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Thanks for playing Kinkpoet
Good luck 👍🏻

Zazzles
Zazzles
Broom
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Congratulations to Feet-Fanatic it was a very creative clever and funny piece !
Congratulations to the runner ups
Kinkpoet and Number90 excellent entries !
To everyone else who played I enjoyed your submissions as well thank you for playing 🤗♥️

And a special shout out and thanks to WallyRoo Who has participated in every competition that I’ve hosted since being back
Thanks 😊

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