Submissions by Zazzles (Broomie)
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
Been on the Underground since 2012 left after a year for three months then came back in 2013. I enjoy writing micro stories mostly, but do dabble in poetry :)
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Published
9th Nov 2022 2:39pm
9th Nov 2022 2:39pm
The Witch Patch Ch 24
Dickie, Sally & Firefly Fairies
Hello again it’s me Blake, and as promised here is a little backstory about Dickie, Sally and the Firefly Fairies.
Dickie is up first—
A long long time ago, Dickie, in a drunken stupor during a family BBQ at our house was caught coming out of the barn with his pants down after he’d been humpin’ on-a big roundish orange and white flecked flower-gourd he had obviously carved a hole into!
The gourd was still in his hands when Dickie first stumbled outta the...
Hello again it’s me Blake, and as promised here is a little backstory about Dickie, Sally and the Firefly Fairies.
Dickie is up first—
A long long time ago, Dickie, in a drunken stupor during a family BBQ at our house was caught coming out of the barn with his pants down after he’d been humpin’ on-a big roundish orange and white flecked flower-gourd he had obviously carved a hole into!
The gourd was still in his hands when Dickie first stumbled outta the...
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Published
6th Nov 2022 5:34pm
6th Nov 2022 5:34pm
The Witch Patch Ch 23
Something’s Brewing
Everyone finally calmed down.
James apologized to everyone for being a huge cunt and all was good in the world again.
Brutus, grandfather Kane’s black cat is sitting comfortably in the window looking at the moon. We need him here too, he’s been in our family for um— ? Hmm, I don’t know how long. Rumor has it Brutus is the cat of auntie Madonna. We all love that cat.
After a long discussion we all decided it was long over due for a retrial. Until then, we...
Everyone finally calmed down.
James apologized to everyone for being a huge cunt and all was good in the world again.
Brutus, grandfather Kane’s black cat is sitting comfortably in the window looking at the moon. We need him here too, he’s been in our family for um— ? Hmm, I don’t know how long. Rumor has it Brutus is the cat of auntie Madonna. We all love that cat.
After a long discussion we all decided it was long over due for a retrial. Until then, we...
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Published
18th Oct 2022 5:36pm
18th Oct 2022 5:36pm
The Witch Patch Ch 21/22
Wickedness & truth
Once everybody found their way into the solarium grandfather Kane snapped his fingers conjuring up 30 crystal wine glasses then waves his right hand in full circle filling the glasses to the brim with brandy you-know, because he can.
...
Once everybody found their way into the solarium grandfather Kane snapped his fingers conjuring up 30 crystal wine glasses then waves his right hand in full circle filling the glasses to the brim with brandy you-know, because he can.
...
#magic
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Published
12th Oct 2022 2:05pm
12th Oct 2022 2:05pm
The Witch Patch Ch 20
Dinner Dessert & Spirits
"Your mothers ring you say?” saying it loud enough for everyone to hear.
Grandmother Pippa looks directly at Fabian and asks, "where on earth did you find it?" Fabian is sitting opposite from me on the other side of the table. He leans forward a little and replies
"That’s just it grandmother Pippa, I found it...
"Your mothers ring you say?” saying it loud enough for everyone to hear.
Grandmother Pippa looks directly at Fabian and asks, "where on earth did you find it?" Fabian is sitting opposite from me on the other side of the table. He leans forward a little and replies
"That’s just it grandmother Pippa, I found it...
#magic
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Published
11th Oct 2022 11:09pm
11th Oct 2022 11:09pm
The Witch Patch Ch 19
The meeting
It’s now 5:30 pm and time to make the spread and set the table. The guys brought the pig Into the kitchen 5 minutes ago and are carving it up now. Fabian put some of the roast pork bacon aside in a big bowl for my pork n beans. We all love Pork n bean so I'll be conjuring some up with my wand, at least 10 pounds of the stuff.
...
It’s now 5:30 pm and time to make the spread and set the table. The guys brought the pig Into the kitchen 5 minutes ago and are carving it up now. Fabian put some of the roast pork bacon aside in a big bowl for my pork n beans. We all love Pork n bean so I'll be conjuring some up with my wand, at least 10 pounds of the stuff.
...
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Published
11th Oct 2022 6:15pm
11th Oct 2022 6:15pm
The witch Patch Ch 18
The witches are coming
I decide to write another list and post it to the refrigerator door using the same magnet I used the other night, a 3-D Grim Reaper with a hot pink sickle.
Grandfather Kane
Grandmother Pippa
Grandfather Erik
Grandmother Contessa
Great Aunt Rebecca
Great Aunt Helga
Great Uncle Noah ...
I decide to write another list and post it to the refrigerator door using the same magnet I used the other night, a 3-D Grim Reaper with a hot pink sickle.
Grandfather Kane
Grandmother Pippa
Grandfather Erik
Grandmother Contessa
Great Aunt Rebecca
Great Aunt Helga
Great Uncle Noah ...
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Published
11th Oct 2022 1:28am
11th Oct 2022 1:28am
The Witch Patch Ch 14/17
The trouble with family
We return home and stable our horses then walk to the house. It’s now 2:40 pm We open the front door and walk inside. Whoosh! Fabian gasps! Whoa! A massive cloud of hot wax and wild berry smoke smack us all dead in the face! Honoria and I head to the kitchen to see what’s going on.
“Hey, how about some coffee Blake.”,...
We return home and stable our horses then walk to the house. It’s now 2:40 pm We open the front door and walk inside. Whoosh! Fabian gasps! Whoa! A massive cloud of hot wax and wild berry smoke smack us all dead in the face! Honoria and I head to the kitchen to see what’s going on.
“Hey, how about some coffee Blake.”,...
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Published
10th Oct 2022 1:17am
10th Oct 2022 1:17am
The Witch Patch pg 12
The Ring
Drake Theron. “Now there’s a name you don’t soon forget eh guys?” I said with all the seriousness I can muster.
“True” said Honoria, “crazy bastard!”
“Ha! last anyone’s heard, Drake’s doing life in prison in London for murder!” spat Fabian, “so that rules him out, right?”
“Does it?” I ask sharply. Fabian gives me a...
Drake Theron. “Now there’s a name you don’t soon forget eh guys?” I said with all the seriousness I can muster.
“True” said Honoria, “crazy bastard!”
“Ha! last anyone’s heard, Drake’s doing life in prison in London for murder!” spat Fabian, “so that rules him out, right?”
“Does it?” I ask sharply. Fabian gives me a...
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Published
8th Oct 2022 10:55pm
8th Oct 2022 10:55pm
The Witch Patch Ch 11
Big brothers & hero's
Sawyer and MeMe left to Garrisons after Delilah took Chastity to school. Delilah called after dropping Cat off and told me she was heading over to Puks house "her boyfriend" for an hour or two and then will be home. She also told me she is making a surprise for the family meeting.
After breakfast I handed Velvet and Rocky a list of things needed for the dinner meeting and after party and will be shopping in...
Sawyer and MeMe left to Garrisons after Delilah took Chastity to school. Delilah called after dropping Cat off and told me she was heading over to Puks house "her boyfriend" for an hour or two and then will be home. She also told me she is making a surprise for the family meeting.
After breakfast I handed Velvet and Rocky a list of things needed for the dinner meeting and after party and will be shopping in...
#PowerOfWords
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Published
7th Oct 2022 3:10pm
7th Oct 2022 3:10pm
The Witch Patch Ch 10
Problems & questions
I grab the coffee pot and head towards the kitchen sink and almost trip but caught myself from the fall and instead stub my pinky toe on the kitchen cabinet, trying to avoid stepping on a brick?
“Yup!” that’s right, a damn brick, just sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor waiting for a victim like me to find it.
“OUCH!” That really hurts. I notice a note attached to the brick with twine. I reach down and grab hold of the rock an pull out the note then whip the brick across the kitchen floor, “fucken cunt!” ...
I grab the coffee pot and head towards the kitchen sink and almost trip but caught myself from the fall and instead stub my pinky toe on the kitchen cabinet, trying to avoid stepping on a brick?
“Yup!” that’s right, a damn brick, just sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor waiting for a victim like me to find it.
“OUCH!” That really hurts. I notice a note attached to the brick with twine. I reach down and grab hold of the rock an pull out the note then whip the brick across the kitchen floor, “fucken cunt!” ...
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Published
7th Oct 2022 2:48pm
7th Oct 2022 2:48pm
Thr Witch Patch Ch 9
Freebies and consequences
I wake to the sound of my SpongeBob SquarePants alarm clock buzzing off the hook. I open one eye and look at the clock. It’s 4:30 am. My SpongeBob clock was a birthday gift from chastity last year. It’s a smart clock and has three types of annoying ring tones. Each one is preset to go off consecutively every single morning to make sure I get out of bed and get moving. I sit up and grab my universal remote from the nightstand and click the snooze button. It’s a one time only option until I actually get out of bed. I click the remote again and...
I wake to the sound of my SpongeBob SquarePants alarm clock buzzing off the hook. I open one eye and look at the clock. It’s 4:30 am. My SpongeBob clock was a birthday gift from chastity last year. It’s a smart clock and has three types of annoying ring tones. Each one is preset to go off consecutively every single morning to make sure I get out of bed and get moving. I sit up and grab my universal remote from the nightstand and click the snooze button. It’s a one time only option until I actually get out of bed. I click the remote again and...
#PowerOfWords
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Published
5th Oct 2022 3:32am
5th Oct 2022 3:32am
The Witch Patch Ch 8
Firefly fairies & candles
After our encounter with our mother we were all feeling a bit spent. Honoria looks at me then grabs the brandy bottle “just a little” she squeaks, then pours a round for everyone.
Fabian took off towards the grand staircase then sprinted up steps!" He came back less than 3 minute later carrying a jar full of firefly fairies and breezed on by everyone, heading strait to the front door and opens it. He then jets down the steps and out onto our front yard and releases the firefly fairies...
After our encounter with our mother we were all feeling a bit spent. Honoria looks at me then grabs the brandy bottle “just a little” she squeaks, then pours a round for everyone.
Fabian took off towards the grand staircase then sprinted up steps!" He came back less than 3 minute later carrying a jar full of firefly fairies and breezed on by everyone, heading strait to the front door and opens it. He then jets down the steps and out onto our front yard and releases the firefly fairies...
#PowerOfWords
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