Long Wife Poems
#wife
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
1st Apr 2025 8:03pm
1st Apr 2025 8:03pm
My apologies to you
#confessional
#murder
#wife
58 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
16th Mar 2025 11:18pm
16th Mar 2025 11:18pm
She loves the taste of scrotum
#dirty
#food
#marriage
#orgasm
#wife
207 reads
4 Comments
fianaturie8
Fia Naturie
Fia Naturie
Poem Published
12th Jan 2025 00:15am
12th Jan 2025 00:15am
The DUP Court
Ladies and Gentlemen
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
Jurors of the DUP court
Allow me to paint you a picture
It’s a crime of the heart
(Of the heart, he said?)
Yes, you heard me correctly.
For those of you with delicate dispositions
Or have never heard of some positions
Please allow me to finish this crime of hate
(wait, he said heart, now hate)
I know I am making you wait
It's too long, so here it goes.
She found him in the bed with Gwendolyn
Gwendolyn, in her words, is her best friend
They grew up in a time of...
#ForbiddenLove
#girlfriend
#husband
#lust
#wife
259 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
11th Nov 2024 8:47pm
11th Nov 2024 8:47pm
I'm Sick Of Her!
Kind of sick of my wife
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook ...
#FeelingTrapped
#fiction
#food
#satirical
#wife
114 reads
6 Comments
fianaturie8
Fia Naturie
Fia Naturie
Poem Published
17th Oct 2024 00:37am
17th Oct 2024 00:37am
Beatrice and Arthur
Arthur comes down in a robe, pajama and slippers because it is 5:30 in the morning, and the damn blender is going off in the kitchen. And here's how that conversation went.
Beatrice
Ohh thank goodness you're awake. I was waiting until you rose. I need your assistance on this
Arthur
B, you woke me up at this godforsaken hour. For what reason?
Beatrice
You know I said I was starting my whole exercise regime. You said you would assist me with anything I ask of you. And I need your...
Beatrice
Ohh thank goodness you're awake. I was waiting until you rose. I need your assistance on this
Arthur
B, you woke me up at this godforsaken hour. For what reason?
Beatrice
You know I said I was starting my whole exercise regime. You said you would assist me with anything I ask of you. And I need your...
#erotic
#husband
#wife
323 reads
20 Comments
RPM1on1
Poem Published
16th Oct 2024 00:59am
16th Oct 2024 00:59am
Reconnection
The night felt different from the moment we stepped out. Something unspoken hovered between us, something I hadn’t felt in years. It had been so long since we’d been this close—not just physically, but emotionally. The distance between us had grown quietly over the years, like a slow drift we couldn’t stop. We hadn't made love in what felt like forever, and now, as we walked together, her hand in mine, I could feel that old fear creeping back.
Could I still please her? Would I remember how to touch her in the way she liked? Could I even get hard enough to make this happen? These...
Could I still please her? Would I remember how to touch her in the way she liked? Could I even get hard enough to make this happen? These...
#erotic
#orgasm
#sex
#ShortStory
#wife
311 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
7th Oct 2024 9:28pm
7th Oct 2024 9:28pm
Spooning, Knifing & Forking
My wife only wants me to spoon her when she's hammered
Any other time, she don't want me near
That's ok
I actually despise her and spooning
One night she came home incredibly drunk
She was all over the place
Stumbling, making no sense
Fell backwards into my cabinet
Breaking some heirloom figurines I had from my family
No apology, nothing
My blood was beginning to boil
I yelled at her, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!!"
I was tired, so I went to bed
Few moments later she came into bed
She was frisky and...
Any other time, she don't want me near
That's ok
I actually despise her and spooning
One night she came home incredibly drunk
She was all over the place
Stumbling, making no sense
Fell backwards into my cabinet
Breaking some heirloom figurines I had from my family
No apology, nothing
My blood was beginning to boil
I yelled at her, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!!!"
I was tired, so I went to bed
Few moments later she came into bed
She was frisky and...
#food
#horror
#murder
#ShortStory
#wife
125 reads
2 Comments
King_Seraphiel
Joshua Jamal
Joshua Jamal
Poem Published
17th Sep 2024 00:41am
17th Sep 2024 00:41am
Honey
#love
#romantic
#wife
352 reads
0 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Aug 2024 8:26pm
17th Aug 2024 8:26pm
Maybe she should have asked for cereal instead
Kind of sick of my wife
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook
Very good at...
This marriage is getting the best of me
All she does is complain, nag, whine and bark orders
I could divorce her
I could up & leave
I'm just lazy I guess
I zone out most of the time
I'll escape by writing poems or stories
Other times I'll exercise or go for a walk or bike ride
I always keep myself busy
I'm a perfectionist
Our home is always clean, organized and neat
She knows how well I take care of everything and knows she don't need to lift a finger
The one thing she does is cook
Very good at...
#FeelingTrapped
#fiction
#food
#wife
#satirical
158 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
9th Aug 2024 10:27am
9th Aug 2024 10:27am
Sell Your Wife & Remodel Your Home
Across the street my neighbor was having his house updated
New siding, new windows, new roof, new garage door etc..
I said hey Scott
Your home is gonna look amazing
He said, "Thanks, Thanks!"
I said I haven't seen your wife
He said, "Yeah well, let's just say she went on a permanent vacation"
I said, "Really? Whereabouts?"
He said, "She went to visit family in California"
Oh OK
2 weeks later I find out from another neighbor, Phil that Scott sold his wife to the military
I said, "WHAT!!?" ...
New siding, new windows, new roof, new garage door etc..
I said hey Scott
Your home is gonna look amazing
He said, "Thanks, Thanks!"
I said I haven't seen your wife
He said, "Yeah well, let's just say she went on a permanent vacation"
I said, "Really? Whereabouts?"
He said, "She went to visit family in California"
Oh OK
2 weeks later I find out from another neighbor, Phil that Scott sold his wife to the military
I said, "WHAT!!?" ...
#aliens
#fiction
#greed
#scifi
#wife
108 reads
3 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Aug 2024 9:10pm
8th Aug 2024 9:10pm
My Final Words...To You
To you my love,
By the time you read this letter, I will be passed on
Please don't cry.
I know how much you loved me & I loved you.
The pressure from my wife and "The Boss" was getting the best of me.
I know she was going to find out everything about me and all of my secrets.
I owed "The Boss" over $30,000.00
He was out to kill me.
It was either me serving prison time, or being beat and murdered by him or me committing suicide.
Obviously I went with the latter.
No one can or will trace me to you.
No one knew...
By the time you read this letter, I will be passed on
Please don't cry.
I know how much you loved me & I loved you.
The pressure from my wife and "The Boss" was getting the best of me.
I know she was going to find out everything about me and all of my secrets.
I owed "The Boss" over $30,000.00
He was out to kill me.
It was either me serving prison time, or being beat and murdered by him or me committing suicide.
Obviously I went with the latter.
No one can or will trace me to you.
No one knew...
#betrayal
#deception
#lover
#money
#wife
165 reads
2 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
6th Aug 2024 8:20pm
6th Aug 2024 8:20pm
Always f**k your wife & girlfriend at the same time
#abuse
#girlfriend
#orgasm
#porn
#wife
378 reads
2 Comments
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