Long Satirical Poems
#satirical
RoscoeForthright
Poem Published
12th Jul 2021 7:39pm
12th Jul 2021 7:39pm
Three Cumshots
#inspirational
#spiritual
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
665 reads
blocat
Poem Published
23rd Jun 2021 7:04pm
23rd Jun 2021 7:04pm
Wild Sex and Weddings
Wild Sex and Weddings
Have you noticed that there's a' spare uncle' in almost every group photo of a sixties or seventies wedding?
He is the little man on the end, grinning inanely into the camera. His jacket cuffs overhang his knuckles and his wrinkled trousers sag over his down-at-heel shoes. A nylon shirt with a fly-away collar and an ill-matched tie usually completes this ensemble. The other guests avoid him like the plague. There’s every chance this epitome of sartorial inelegance was my late Uncle Eddie, bus driver and weekend wedding crasher.
Eddie, a...
Have you noticed that there's a' spare uncle' in almost every group photo of a sixties or seventies wedding?
He is the little man on the end, grinning inanely into the camera. His jacket cuffs overhang his knuckles and his wrinkled trousers sag over his down-at-heel shoes. A nylon shirt with a fly-away collar and an ill-matched tie usually completes this ensemble. The other guests avoid him like the plague. There’s every chance this epitome of sartorial inelegance was my late Uncle Eddie, bus driver and weekend wedding crasher.
Eddie, a...
#satirical
453 reads
11 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
14th Jun 2021 10:01am
14th Jun 2021 10:01am
The Trump Club (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
did you hear what Biden did?
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay...
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay...
#politics
#satirical
#hypocrisy #morality
#hypocrisy #morality
386 reads
10 Comments
BigVirge
Big Virge
Big Virge
Poem Published
16th Apr 2021 11:05pm
16th Apr 2021 11:05pm
“Comedic To Me” ... A Poem written By Big Virge 12/9/2020
Now I Know Folks Are Saying ...
That Black Lives Now Matter ... !!!
But How Can This Be ...
When This Only Happens ...
Once Black Peoples Lives ...
Are Flushed Down The Crapper ... ?!?
NOT FUNNY I KNOW ... !!!
But You Must See The JOKE ... !!!
Cos’ When Our Lives Are CHOKED ...
Is When We MATTER To Folks ... ?!?
Now Black Comedic Folks ...
Who Call Britain Their Home ...
CAN'T Even Get Shows ...
Unless They’re ALONE ...
WITHOUT Brothas' In Tow ... !!!
And Comedic...
That Black Lives Now Matter ... !!!
But How Can This Be ...
When This Only Happens ...
Once Black Peoples Lives ...
Are Flushed Down The Crapper ... ?!?
NOT FUNNY I KNOW ... !!!
But You Must See The JOKE ... !!!
Cos’ When Our Lives Are CHOKED ...
Is When We MATTER To Folks ... ?!?
Now Black Comedic Folks ...
Who Call Britain Their Home ...
CAN'T Even Get Shows ...
Unless They’re ALONE ...
WITHOUT Brothas' In Tow ... !!!
And Comedic...
#dark
#satirical
#humankind
#racism
#inequality
315 reads
0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
#parody
#satirical
#vanity
1205 reads
14 Comments
FATBOY300PLUS
Poem Published
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
31st Mar 2021 7:07pm
Lost In Translation
Men and women
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
Complementary opposites
Vital to the continuation of the human race
Different?
Oh Yeah!!
Very much so
Not quite the Venus and Mars thing
But sometimes
It feels like it
Take these 2 simple words that I've seen cause conflict and turmoil and disgust between the two
"Compromise"
and "Support"
Seems simple
And straightforward
But all adults know what a minefield those words really are
To me, as a man, compromise means doing what I want one time
And doing what she...
#satirical
#dialogue
#PowerOfWords
540 reads
6 Comments
Feet-Fanatic
Poem Published
14th Jan 2021 9:08pm
14th Jan 2021 9:08pm
Notorious V.A.G. (Vagina)
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about her blossoming petals, so alluring and seductive, exposing that she is but a mere horny hungry meat eater.
The sensual power of her dew flaps are constantly moist, enticing, and always ready to swallow up any Willy, Rod, Dick, or Peter .
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about how a sultry man eater truly can be, and just when...
This is a sexual rap about her blossoming petals, so alluring and seductive, exposing that she is but a mere horny hungry meat eater.
The sensual power of her dew flaps are constantly moist, enticing, and always ready to swallow up any Willy, Rod, Dick, or Peter .
Notorious V.A.G., yea you know me, I'm the Penis fly trap that won't ever set you free.
This is a sexual rap about how a sultry man eater truly can be, and just when...
#sex
#erotic
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
665 reads
10 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
21st Sep 2020 3:39pm
21st Sep 2020 3:39pm
The Lazy Poem
Poem Prompt By Bruno Mars
The Lazy Song
No excuses for the tone… too lazy to attempt to care
Just another stupid lazy poem
No thoughts to keep anyone warm
Today I don’t want to rhyme, I did not even want to write
I wanted to see how far I could push my mind to make no sense
Tired of being right
Polite
Courteous
I want to be just downright selfish, have the blissful feelings to see what it would feel like to be callous for just one day
Tell the world go and fuck itself
Sorry
See, when I speak, I just...
The Lazy Song
No excuses for the tone… too lazy to attempt to care
Just another stupid lazy poem
No thoughts to keep anyone warm
Today I don’t want to rhyme, I did not even want to write
I wanted to see how far I could push my mind to make no sense
Tired of being right
Polite
Courteous
I want to be just downright selfish, have the blissful feelings to see what it would feel like to be callous for just one day
Tell the world go and fuck itself
Sorry
See, when I speak, I just...
#satirical
#memories
865 reads
10 Comments
13
Poem Published
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
6th Sep 2020 1:18pm
Going out
I sat alone at the table waited on by a lab technician in a hazmat suit.
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
The kind of situation that would seem normal
if I was ordering weapons-grade uranium to-go.
His muffled voice could barely cut through the triple layered protection
designed to keep him immune to even the wrath of god.
A few awkward chuckles and invisible faux-smiles later he was on his way
to the reactor to retrieve my lunch.
I notice the only other person bold enough to brave the new world
like me a few tables to my right.
His gaze is sharp and full of intent....
#oppression
#satirical
#funny
#FreeVerse
#pandemic
641 reads
4 Comments
aladinson75
Poem Published
11th Jun 2020 2:35pm
11th Jun 2020 2:35pm
Heaven Sent ( Ex Girlfriend's Daughter)
She is an Angel ,
Angel sent from heaven
Her smile shows beauty
Beauty like Mona Lisa
Her beauty tend to shine
Shine on the mountain ,
Moon never beams ,
Without bring me
Beautiful Angel
Like sun shine
Sending its beams
Where everyone share and ,
Clearing all eyes
Make them seen hidden
Things that may guide ,
Guide to the right path
Her quietness speaks
She can't speak but listen
When swing her , staring
Like she wants speak to me
Maybe wonder what ,
Kind of Dad...
Angel sent from heaven
Her smile shows beauty
Beauty like Mona Lisa
Her beauty tend to shine
Shine on the mountain ,
Moon never beams ,
Without bring me
Beautiful Angel
Like sun shine
Sending its beams
Where everyone share and ,
Clearing all eyes
Make them seen hidden
Things that may guide ,
Guide to the right path
Her quietness speaks
She can't speak but listen
When swing her , staring
Like she wants speak to me
Maybe wonder what ,
Kind of Dad...
#motivational
#satirical
#tragedy
#heroic
#wisdom
733 reads
7 Comments
emilybronte
Poem Published
22nd Apr 2020 3:51am
22nd Apr 2020 3:51am
life riddles©
What is the key that unlocks the locks
Who is the hand that winds up the clock
Where did the wind dance on the wire
Why does the heart feel rain in fire
How does the wind circle the Earth
If the wind circles where is it’s Girth
Does it’s Girth- make-wide the globe
Did Jonah ‘nd Mosses both- really know
Is the Pacific-blue more deeply than wide
Why do gray-Grunions run-out slippery at night
Do starry-shines number more than sand on a beach
Which act came first-The Word-or The Land in belief
Begin with the...
Who is the hand that winds up the clock
Where did the wind dance on the wire
Why does the heart feel rain in fire
How does the wind circle the Earth
If the wind circles where is it’s Girth
Does it’s Girth- make-wide the globe
Did Jonah ‘nd Mosses both- really know
Is the Pacific-blue more deeply than wide
Why do gray-Grunions run-out slippery at night
Do starry-shines number more than sand on a beach
Which act came first-The Word-or The Land in belief
Begin with the...
#motivational
#animals
#nature
#satirical
#funny
733 reads
7 Comments
EdibleWords
Poem Published
8th Jan 2020 2:14am
8th Jan 2020 2:14am
Grannypig in a Web - Mel Won't Bite
Mel used almost no brain power to respond, after climbing to the mountain, drinking from the fountain, and so much more only to realize certain parts of civil life offended her inner savage beyond tolerable limits, including her fallible local credit system. “No way. After our last adventure with Chaz, no more! We agreed. We share Grandpa's farm and I won't risk it again. Not even with vids going gangbusters. We are still making money with ads, right?”
“Not really anymore, no. Sorry. Do you think your black-ops guys had anything to do with it? Our view counts seem to have reset,...
“Not really anymore, no. Sorry. Do you think your black-ops guys had anything to do with it? Our view counts seem to have reset,...
#parody
#satirical
#funny
460 reads
4 Comments
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