Long Satirical Poems
#satirical
Ashley_M_Hardy
Poem Published
29th Aug 2023 5:13am
29th Aug 2023 5:13am
Cartoon Foolery
So, I write to inform and entertain my neighbors and audiences
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
I’ll spend a whole day mixin’ and spittin’ some words
Listening to my favorite tunes on streaming platforms
Sometimes, thoughts pour out, and then I save them for later
Reread it another day when I’m more sober
I put everything into perspective in my writings, yo
Whether I’m running for office or not, my process is serious
But the other day, I wrote some spoken word that didn’t make sense
Yet, it was genius, like to hear it here it goes:
As the sistah that synthesizes the simple shit,...
#satirical
#funny
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4 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
13th May 2023 10:40pm
13th May 2023 10:40pm
Mm... Love’s Repellent
I’ve taken my daily love repellent medication
Mind sailing on life’s blissful purification
Felt rejuvenated the first day
This is so easy to conquer life day, my way
Silence was my sweet craving to taste
I ran out my love repellent medicine and the pharmacy were just too far, so I had to wait
And then the descending of mind-to-mind sacred consolation
Whispers softly washing over me from the constellations
Tenacious, handsome, charismatic, under that blanket of primeval warmth benedictions
A handsome bandit trying to steal with...
Mind sailing on life’s blissful purification
Felt rejuvenated the first day
This is so easy to conquer life day, my way
Silence was my sweet craving to taste
I ran out my love repellent medicine and the pharmacy were just too far, so I had to wait
And then the descending of mind-to-mind sacred consolation
Whispers softly washing over me from the constellations
Tenacious, handsome, charismatic, under that blanket of primeval warmth benedictions
A handsome bandit trying to steal with...
#satirical
#sensual
#passion
#seductive
#lover
531 reads
8 Comments
Connotation
Poem Published
23rd Apr 2023 5:50am
23rd Apr 2023 5:50am
Familiar, This Contemptuous Spirit
Familiar, this contemptuous spirit.
With masks of fallacy, responsibility is a game, as hypocritical roles define the anticipation of competition.
Persistent grandiosity of sinful metaphors, parables, principles, and dualities corrupt any ethical code of morality.
Ignorance, as errors of others are accepted, establishes dominance, while presence is taken for granted.
Inexperience makes way for the ease of arrogance and haughtiness.
Ruling delusion reassures madness, as the necessity to judge is mistaken for traits, attributes, and characteristics of personality. ...
With masks of fallacy, responsibility is a game, as hypocritical roles define the anticipation of competition.
Persistent grandiosity of sinful metaphors, parables, principles, and dualities corrupt any ethical code of morality.
Ignorance, as errors of others are accepted, establishes dominance, while presence is taken for granted.
Inexperience makes way for the ease of arrogance and haughtiness.
Ruling delusion reassures madness, as the necessity to judge is mistaken for traits, attributes, and characteristics of personality. ...
#anger
#lies
#satirical
#hypocrisy
#manipulation
264 reads
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Strangeways_Rob
Poem Published
16th Dec 2022 10:25pm
16th Dec 2022 10:25pm
God f**k Ye Merry Gentlemen
I could tell Jo had been drinking whilst writing her Xmas Cards, on catching sight of my enveloped address. It tilted like a capsizing ship.
Jo’s perennial greetings seemed to mark a gradual descent into an alcoholic abyss. Her reputation as a ‘party-girl’ at College had been built on an appetite for drinking. Jo’s nickname, The Dentist, reflected her ability to offer simultaneous blow-jobs.
She disliked the moniker at the time, and as the years unfolded, she grew to harbour resentment towards its continued use. In the manner of things, the more she protested, the...
Jo’s perennial greetings seemed to mark a gradual descent into an alcoholic abyss. Her reputation as a ‘party-girl’ at College had been built on an appetite for drinking. Jo’s nickname, The Dentist, reflected her ability to offer simultaneous blow-jobs.
She disliked the moniker at the time, and as the years unfolded, she grew to harbour resentment towards its continued use. In the manner of things, the more she protested, the...
#satirical
#ghosts
#masculinity
263 reads
7 Comments
Weak4hissmile
Poem Published
8th Mar 2022 12:12pm
8th Mar 2022 12:12pm
Rant 2
After days of pondering
My thoughts for moment are as follow
don’t live in either my past or my future. I’m interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you’ll be a happy ball of organs and crap
Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment we’re living now.
(New Rule of my life 1) "Be unrealistic"
Be outlandishly unpredictable
Be mountain dew
Do the dew bitch
“I see the world in terms of what I would like to see happen, not what actually does.”
...
My thoughts for moment are as follow
don’t live in either my past or my future. I’m interested only in the present. If you can concentrate always on the present, you’ll be a happy ball of organs and crap
Life will be a party for you, a grand festival, because life is the moment we’re living now.
(New Rule of my life 1) "Be unrealistic"
Be outlandishly unpredictable
Be mountain dew
Do the dew bitch
“I see the world in terms of what I would like to see happen, not what actually does.”
...
#satirical
525 reads
2 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
15th Nov 2021 00:57am
Mm.. The Prince Is Having A Ball…
#erotic
#parody
#satirical #passion
#satirical #passion
487 reads
14 Comments
flowtvc
pianotvc
pianotvc
Poem Published
25th Aug 2021 11:14pm
25th Aug 2021 11:14pm
Sponsorships
Awarding word of mouth and a sell out message
Fifty seconds fifty thousand if you done paid attention
Mobile games and Crypto gains, I won't be the same ever
Foreign bank accounts are filling out from all the endeavors
Marketing at it's finest
I was nine when my cartoons
Had turned into shampoo bottles
Attractive models at Walmart
Cereal boxes and options
To rob a kid parent wallet
Infomercials, I done called in
With attraction to the profit
I was fourteen
When I brought my first product
Loose change, my...
Fifty seconds fifty thousand if you done paid attention
Mobile games and Crypto gains, I won't be the same ever
Foreign bank accounts are filling out from all the endeavors
Marketing at it's finest
I was nine when my cartoons
Had turned into shampoo bottles
Attractive models at Walmart
Cereal boxes and options
To rob a kid parent wallet
Infomercials, I done called in
With attraction to the profit
I was fourteen
When I brought my first product
Loose change, my...
#lyrics
#greed
#rap
#satirical
#PopCulture
667 reads
2 Comments
RoscoeForthright
Poem Published
12th Jul 2021 7:39pm
12th Jul 2021 7:39pm
Three Cumshots
#inspirational
#spiritual
#satirical #funny
#satirical #funny
726 reads
blocat
Poem Published
23rd Jun 2021 7:04pm
23rd Jun 2021 7:04pm
Wild Sex and Weddings
Wild Sex and Weddings
Have you noticed that there's a' spare uncle' in almost every group photo of a sixties or seventies wedding?
He is the little man on the end, grinning inanely into the camera. His jacket cuffs overhang his knuckles and his wrinkled trousers sag over his down-at-heel shoes. A nylon shirt with a fly-away collar and an ill-matched tie usually completes this ensemble. The other guests avoid him like the plague. There’s every chance this epitome of sartorial inelegance was my late Uncle Eddie, bus driver and weekend wedding crasher.
Eddie, a...
Have you noticed that there's a' spare uncle' in almost every group photo of a sixties or seventies wedding?
He is the little man on the end, grinning inanely into the camera. His jacket cuffs overhang his knuckles and his wrinkled trousers sag over his down-at-heel shoes. A nylon shirt with a fly-away collar and an ill-matched tie usually completes this ensemble. The other guests avoid him like the plague. There’s every chance this epitome of sartorial inelegance was my late Uncle Eddie, bus driver and weekend wedding crasher.
Eddie, a...
#satirical
509 reads
11 Comments
DevilsChild
Poem Published
14th Jun 2021 10:01am
14th Jun 2021 10:01am
The Trump Club (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
did you hear what Biden did?
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay...
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay...
#politics
#satirical
#hypocrisy #morality
#hypocrisy #morality
437 reads
10 Comments
BigVirge
Big Virge
Big Virge
Poem Published
16th Apr 2021 11:05pm
16th Apr 2021 11:05pm
“Comedic To Me” ... A Poem written By Big Virge 12/9/2020
Now I Know Folks Are Saying ...
That Black Lives Now Matter ... !!!
But How Can This Be ...
When This Only Happens ...
Once Black Peoples Lives ...
Are Flushed Down The Crapper ... ?!?
NOT FUNNY I KNOW ... !!!
But You Must See The JOKE ... !!!
Cos’ When Our Lives Are CHOKED ...
Is When We MATTER To Folks ... ?!?
Now Black Comedic Folks ...
Who Call Britain Their Home ...
CAN'T Even Get Shows ...
Unless They’re ALONE ...
WITHOUT Brothas' In Tow ... !!!
And Comedic...
That Black Lives Now Matter ... !!!
But How Can This Be ...
When This Only Happens ...
Once Black Peoples Lives ...
Are Flushed Down The Crapper ... ?!?
NOT FUNNY I KNOW ... !!!
But You Must See The JOKE ... !!!
Cos’ When Our Lives Are CHOKED ...
Is When We MATTER To Folks ... ?!?
Now Black Comedic Folks ...
Who Call Britain Their Home ...
CAN'T Even Get Shows ...
Unless They’re ALONE ...
WITHOUT Brothas' In Tow ... !!!
And Comedic...
#dark
#satirical
#humankind
#racism
#inequality
358 reads
0 Comments
SweetKittyCat5
Poem Published
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
3rd Apr 2021 8:07pm
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I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
4.7 star rating 332 Reviews
$29.00 USD
I tried to hide my colorful addiction
In the comfort of my brownstone
My silent obsession lay bare in front of me, craving the color of the newest rendition
Rocking in my bed, leg twitching, waiting for the crack of dawn
Willing the need for the hunger to be gone
Metamorphosing from a sleepy head
Once I rose from my Queen Size bed
A full blown sultry diva to welcome the calling of the birds’ morning song
Panting in...
#parody
#satirical
#vanity
1262 reads
14 Comments
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