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The Trump Club (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
did you hear what Biden did?
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay guy
yeah, that's how we talk
but we're not homophobic
certain people you just don't like
and you can't put a finger on it
like those black people
we say the N-word behind their back
look around then laugh
say all lives matter
when really only white lives matter
have to make sure no lib-tards are around
they might get offended
over things that are offensive
they're so stupid
can't even see how the election was stolen
what's there to understand?
obviously it was the deep state
where all democrats and many republicans
including Trump appointed judges
would have to be in on it
that's why we needed to storm the Capitol
it was just a protest
not like we would of really hung Mike Pence
right?
but no worries
Trump will be president again
any minute now
I heard it on Tucker Carlson
it's so obvious
they only wanted Biden to win
only for he could drop dead
that way Kamala would take over
I can't even imagine
a woman as president
they are just way too emotional
unlike Trump
he only ever lost it on Twitter
but that doesn't count
just like his rallies
and locker room talk
hey, did you know the democratic party
is all run by pedophiles?
Bill knew Epstein
he might have been at the same party
with him and trump
but Trump was just there
to make sure nothing funny was going on
i'm sure of it
anyway, gonna pick me up a book later
it's from Mike Lindell
he went from crackhead
to crackhead with a pillow
afterwards might see Giuliani
he's at the Four Seasons
landscrapping company
the one right next to the dildo shop
heard tomorrow he'll be at the Ritz
in the supermarket
good thing, because my wife gave me a list
and I have groceries I need to pick up
those snowflakes sure are silly
always crying
not at all like us
we're just trying to make America great again
by being hateful towards anyone different
they can't make me wear a mask
or social distance
even if it saves lives
it's my right to let them die
brown people at the border are taking jobs
and bringing diseases
the person I wanted should of won
even if all evidence proves different
vaccines are filled with microchips
Bill Gates did it
also the world is flat
please stop me
if this stops making perfect sense
it just makes me so angry
why don't people see what we see?
it makes me want to cry
and bitch and whine on Twitter
but not like those liberals
thats not us at all
we're the Trump club
and I can't believe what Nancy said
oh, and Bernie is acting kooky
talking that cray-cray talk again
always going on about fair wages
and how we need to save the environment
what a joke
rather big business make all the decisions
they are so much more trust worthy
after all it's the American dream
have so much fucking money
that you wouldn't even know what to do with
all you know is you want more of it
while veterans die on the streets
oh, and that Pete guy
or should we say that gay guy
yeah, that's how we talk
but we're not homophobic
certain people you just don't like
and you can't put a finger on it
like those black people
we say the N-word behind their back
look around then laugh
say all lives matter
when really only white lives matter
have to make sure no lib-tards are around
they might get offended
over things that are offensive
they're so stupid
can't even see how the election was stolen
what's there to understand?
obviously it was the deep state
where all democrats and many republicans
including Trump appointed judges
would have to be in on it
that's why we needed to storm the Capitol
it was just a protest
not like we would of really hung Mike Pence
right?
but no worries
Trump will be president again
any minute now
I heard it on Tucker Carlson
it's so obvious
they only wanted Biden to win
only for he could drop dead
that way Kamala would take over
I can't even imagine
a woman as president
they are just way too emotional
unlike Trump
he only ever lost it on Twitter
but that doesn't count
just like his rallies
and locker room talk
hey, did you know the democratic party
is all run by pedophiles?
Bill knew Epstein
he might have been at the same party
with him and trump
but Trump was just there
to make sure nothing funny was going on
i'm sure of it
anyway, gonna pick me up a book later
it's from Mike Lindell
he went from crackhead
to crackhead with a pillow
afterwards might see Giuliani
he's at the Four Seasons
landscrapping company
the one right next to the dildo shop
heard tomorrow he'll be at the Ritz
in the supermarket
good thing, because my wife gave me a list
and I have groceries I need to pick up
those snowflakes sure are silly
always crying
not at all like us
we're just trying to make America great again
by being hateful towards anyone different
they can't make me wear a mask
or social distance
even if it saves lives
it's my right to let them die
brown people at the border are taking jobs
and bringing diseases
the person I wanted should of won
even if all evidence proves different
vaccines are filled with microchips
Bill Gates did it
also the world is flat
please stop me
if this stops making perfect sense
it just makes me so angry
why don't people see what we see?
it makes me want to cry
and bitch and whine on Twitter
but not like those liberals
thats not us at all
we're the Trump club
Published 14th Jun 2021
Author's Note
I was in the writing mood so this is kind of longer than I wanted. But hey, it's perfect in my eyes. Even if no one reads it I enjoyed this write very much. It let me get out all those mind numbing thoughts that have been building.
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14th Jun 2021 11:02am
Haha. I live in a red state so I hear it everyday. The reason I wanted to write this is because of that reason. So many people act like it's this club or something. Like they get really into these conspiracies. I hope to never understand lol.
Thanks for the read, friend. Very much appreciated. 😁
Thanks for the read, friend. Very much appreciated. 😁
14th Jun 2021 11:03am
How red is your red state ... I live in Bama ... unless you live Mississippi I think I have you beat ...
14th Jun 2021 11:07am
Haha, for sure. Well Ohio but I used to live in Texas. So maybe a bit more understanding 😄
14th Jun 2021 1:52pm
Woahh a hardhitting strong sarcastic criticism of the govt and leaders, the money is whst politicians seem to care about yeahh. Kudos!!
plz do read and comment my newest poem too.
plz do read and comment my newest poem too.
15th Jun 2021 9:03am
That's very true. Thanks for the read and comment. I very much appreciate it.
Anonymous
14th Jun 2021 7:45pm
Yeah... I relate.. 100%. FL is no picnic... our Governor is a trump mini me ... Omg, and that pic you've chosen... talk about perfect 👌🏻...
I feel both you and LilD. The conspiracy theories are just heart crushing and the Dems being SO weak and allowing a lot of this to continue to occur without some SERIOUS industrial 'clean up' happening, is infuriating.. imo.
Just a wonderful kick ass purge piece, DC!
I was there with you, for every line!
✊🏻
I feel both you and LilD. The conspiracy theories are just heart crushing and the Dems being SO weak and allowing a lot of this to continue to occur without some SERIOUS industrial 'clean up' happening, is infuriating.. imo.
Just a wonderful kick ass purge piece, DC!
I was there with you, for every line!
✊🏻
I never thought people really were like this till Trump. I mean I knew some people, but it is surprising just how many buy into this bizarre twist of reality. And yeah, totally agree about the democratic party. I have a lot of problems with the democratic party but republicans have become immoral. It's sad to see because I think many democrats want to work with republicans it just has become too much the party of Trump.
Thank you very much for the read. I always look forward to your comments. 😁
Thank you very much for the read. I always look forward to your comments. 😁
14th Jun 2021 11:23pm
15th Jun 2021 9:26am
It does seem very bizarre to me. Thank you for the read, friend. Very much appreciated 😁
