Satirical Seeking Honest Critique Poems
#satirical
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
29th Mar 2025 11:39am
29th Mar 2025 11:39am
Last night at a party somewhere
These guys were beer-bonging at a party last night
This one guy was shotgunning a beer and didn't know that someone had put bleach in it
He swallowed the beer & bleach right down
He hit the floor and went into convulsions
The guy who did it was 5 blocks away by that time
He did it because he thought the guy had ripped off his brother's skateboard!
This one guy was shotgunning a beer and didn't know that someone had put bleach in it
He swallowed the beer & bleach right down
He hit the floor and went into convulsions
The guy who did it was 5 blocks away by that time
He did it because he thought the guy had ripped off his brother's skateboard!
#alcohol
#anger
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
69 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Mar 2025 7:11pm
17th Mar 2025 7:11pm
John Doe
John Doe was the name given to the bits & pieces of a man who was murdered and scattered throughout Detroit in the summer of 1995. The first part of him to turn up was his bloody naked torso. It rolled down a conveyor belt at a paper recycling plant, much to the horror of Ader Titsoff. A few days later, a volunteer at a Detroit Church noticed flies buzzing around a trash bag. Inside was John's head. The rest of him was eventually discovered at a children's playground. One girl named Anita Bath discovered the grizzly remains one late summer morning. All that was left was a thigh bone, a...
#children
#fiction
#horror
#murder
#satirical
91 reads
9 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
17th Mar 2025 7:07pm
17th Mar 2025 7:07pm
An Explosive Pizza
Pizza deliveryman Mike Rotchburns was as dependable as he was predictable. His daily routine was invariable and he was never in trouble with the law. In 2012, while standing outside the bank he just robbed, he told police officers surrounding him that he had been kidnapped by three people and coerced into committing this crime. A simple pipe bomb was elaborately locked around his neck. Rotchburns begged police to let him go because the kidnappers had set the bomb to go off minutes after the well planned robbery. While they waited for the bomb squad to arrive, the device exploded, killing...
#death
#fiction
#ignorance
#satirical
#violence
72 reads
7 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
16th Mar 2025 12:09pm
16th Mar 2025 12:09pm
No big loss
Seymour Butts lived quietly at home with his mother in Nebraska. The 22 year old's social circle consisted mostly of friends with whom he visited daily via webcam on the internet. While drinking vodka and smoking pot one evening in 2002, his chat room buddies encouraged him to keep popping tranquilizers and other pills he had handy. Butt''s mother Shelly found him the next afternoon. She didn't notice anything out of the ordinary and spent the previous evening doing crossword puzzles in the next room.
#ignorance
#satirical
#ShortStory
69 reads
8 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
15th Mar 2025 11:02am
15th Mar 2025 11:02am
Your husband was murdered by a fish
In July 2022, a Canadian man was killed by the fish he was trying to catch. The fish latched onto the fishing pole and fought ferociously for control of it. The man lost his balance, fell into the water & drowned. Police described the fish as "ordinary".
#death
#fish
#satirical #sports
#satirical #sports
63 reads
6 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
13th Mar 2025 9:24am
13th Mar 2025 9:24am
Bet with your head, not over it
Neil Anblomi of Italy took a trip to Las Vegas and sent some letters back home in 1996. His letters telling loved ones his tales of American adventure. One letter told them he had a win of $2,500.00 on roulette. Another was about seeing Wayne Newton live, enjoying the performance immensely. In a postcard to his mother, he talked about how exhausting gambling could be, but told her not to worry. "I am sensible, so I won't blow my savings." He told her of his plans to see the Grand Canyon by helicopter and maybe buy a ticket to a magic show. On August 1st, 1996, Anblomi threw himself...
#addiction
#fiction
#holiday
#satirical
#suicide
96 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Mar 2025 9:11pm
10th Mar 2025 9:11pm
Success!
Three hours ago
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
She tried to take her own life
I'll help her succeed
#dark
#murder
#satirical
#senryu
#suicide
172 reads
15 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
10th Mar 2025 9:08pm
10th Mar 2025 9:08pm
Dumb
In the early 1960's a man from Russia found an old artillery shell left over from the war, and used it as an anvil for more then 10 years. One day he was blown to bits when his hammer hit the shell in just the right place.
#ignorance
#satirical
99 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
8th Mar 2025 12:07pm
8th Mar 2025 12:07pm
A Whole New Way to Love McDonald's
A man by the name of Ron was the owner of a McDonald's on the outskirts of Green Bay, Wisconsin.
Sometime in March 2010, he was driving North on Interstate 43 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Ron was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Ron was plowed down and killed by an oncoming tractor-trailer. ...
Sometime in March 2010, he was driving North on Interstate 43 when he crashed his car.
There was a decent snowfall occurring with icy conditions.
His vehicle had crossed the median and into the southbound lanes before hitting a guardrail.
Ron was able to climb out of the burning wreckage, pulled off all of his burning clothes and stood naked in the middle of the road.
In a matter of minutes, Ron was plowed down and killed by an oncoming tractor-trailer. ...
#satirical
#ShortStory
117 reads
10 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
3rd Mar 2025 00:32am
You scratch my back and I won't scratch yours
Can you scratch my back?
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
"Maybe. What's in it for me?"
Pimples, scabs and hair
#satirical
#senryu
#support
111 reads
16 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
3rd Mar 2025 00:21am
Ah-Chew
Was your mother Asian and your father a porcupine?
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
Happy 1st Birthday you little prick!
Love,
VOI
#birthday
#satirical
112 reads
17 Comments
Vision_of_insanity
Poem Published
22nd Feb 2025 12:21pm
22nd Feb 2025 12:21pm
Saturday Morning
I looked out my front door
On the other side of the street
I saw a man open up his trunk
He yelled for his kid in the house
The kid came outside, and to his joy there was a puppy dog wagging it's tail
The child who was no more then 5, lost his balance when the puppy jumped on him
The kid fell to the ground and on his ass
The dog was licking and nibbling the boy until he got a taste of the kids mouth and bit the kid's lip right off
Must have tasted the chocolate chip cookies the kid was eating while outside
There was screaming and blood everywhere...
On the other side of the street
I saw a man open up his trunk
He yelled for his kid in the house
The kid came outside, and to his joy there was a puppy dog wagging it's tail
The child who was no more then 5, lost his balance when the puppy jumped on him
The kid fell to the ground and on his ass
The dog was licking and nibbling the boy until he got a taste of the kids mouth and bit the kid's lip right off
Must have tasted the chocolate chip cookies the kid was eating while outside
There was screaming and blood everywhere...
#children
#dogs
#family #satirical
#family #satirical
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13 Comments
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